MCB Camp Pendleton grunt here.
Screen cap this .
Not an earthquake . Put on 60 mike wheels up .Full kit with 3 day loadout. No call Home allowed.
Waiting on tarmac for 2 pineapples fucking a trash can now. PL brief stated we currently have TOC’s and are expected to be at suburban Infil 30mikes of wheels up.
Trashbags and duct tape around your windows and doors ASAP. Stay inside. You can’t run.
Dig in hippies
is OP having a stroke?
Looks like it.
He seems to be military, so it's probably brain damage
OP please call 911
wait maybe that is why he posted that pic really
Not military, but I think ...
mike = minute(s)
PL = platoon leader
TOC = tactical operation center
PTSD
>two pineapples fucking a trashcan
I know pineapples are frag grenades but wtf is a trashcan
Ahh ok, I think he is being deployed to a suburban area and is trying to warn the locals it is worse then what we think.
In a hurry typing is funny
Smoke bomb?
Trash can means to throw away (Searched it)
I think he's referring to an Osprey
Wait that is Navy so OP is a marine
Fuck off with your larp bullshit.
hmm I've heard transports referred to as coffins before but is a coffin a trashcan?
15 minutes till wheels up
lol if anything happens I doubt we'll know about it til tomorrow
i just got a cherry pie should i eat it now?
Confirmed: user, have that snack. Dessert com 1
well camp pendleton is in CA. he said tape your shit up. I'm assuming they're getting gassed or fallout?
You're in such a hurry you had time to change your flag and hide your larp ass location.
>meme flag
So how is your dad doing at Nintendo?
Always pie eating time.
those who live in glass houses should shut the fuck up
Trashcan - because everybody knows it's a piece of shit.
2 pineapples - engines/rotors either side if it
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4.0 in SoCal a little while ago - m.emsc.eu
>Waiting on tarmac for 2 pineapples fucking a trash can now
so engine trouble?
oh shit not a quake?
it was in Inland Empire. There is only shit there. a nuke wouldn't hit that shithole.
Military guys are hot but DO NOT listen to their brain damaged rambling
it would be such a hassle to prevent air coming in somehow from somewhere that id rather just finish my cherry pie and die full. nice knowing you guys, rip.
maybe they're getting ready to round up the Sanctuary City criminals
let's fucking hope so
check'd. enjoy that dessert user. It's been an honor
requesting more info
Gotta love the stink of larp early in the morning
do you know it well blin?
>pretend to be US Marine
>2 pineapples fucking a trashcan
>sounds good
Read the testimonies, something does seem
a little off with the "earthquake" people claiming to hear atypical earthquake sounds -
m.emsc.eu
Nice.
Enjoy your last moments Bro, just think of that pie
1 minute till wheels up
Not likely, but the Marine Corp has a load of them. They have an awful reputation though due to many crashes in the early days and would've been scrapped had the government not invested billions into the project. They look fucking awesome, saw one in the UK last week. The troops hate them tho
wtf
>Moreno Valley (33 km NE from epicenter)
I was beating my meat and then all of a sudden I hear the house shaking. I jumped up so quick I almost ran outside with my hard dick lmao
NOT happening.
>I was beating my meat and then all of a sudden I hear the house shaking. I jumped up so quick I almost ran outside with my hard dick lmao
Ok, which one of you was this?
Are you still alive?
There was just a rogue sub off California.
Don't dismiss it as a LARP just yet.
I was stationed there long ago, and this "Quake" could be like the Alaska "Quake".
t. mil-larper
did Michael bay provide you the script?
sadly
Pineapple upside down quake. Dessertcon1 confirmed
guys wtf ??
Aww do not be like that.
Stay alive and watch the world burn it will be fun
>Strong like sitting on it.
report in son
He would be with his platoon now.
No chance of contact.
NERVE GAS ATTACK
If he wasn't fucking around he's on an osprey, hopefully flying into Mexico not North towards where I live...
would a nerve gas attack be mistaken for an earthquake?
then i guess we're done here
There's gonna be earthquakes today
same time terrorists attack with nerve gas
I know why OP said duct-tape the windows or put trashbags around them it all adds up
OP is a homosex
>I know why OP said duct-tape the windows or put trashbags around them it all adds up
That can also protect from fallout, and a nuke could be mistaken for an earthquake (if it happened a little ways away)
>I cant call home, but I'm allowed to shitpost on my phone from the cockpit.
hmm I think you may be on to something
plus I cant argue with those numbers
More like it's time to speculate further you uninterested fuck
t-4 'til 60mikes
The 6.5 in Baja and the Alaska Quake were predicted on/pol/. Accurately.
The Navy has been in crisis mode today.
Navyanon posting earlier was fake as hell.
There has been some hinky shit off California this past week.
And a big false flag was also predicted just days ago.
Probably just a Feinstein Queef though. It rumbles and stinks so bad I think the trash bag is to kys.
kek
...now i want pineapple upside down cake
if numbas its nuked & totally fukken fugged
:-DDDDD
if you're in the SW you better go get one while you still can
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
>inb4 thread deleted
i'm very interested. completely baseless speculation isn't that interesting though.
Makes sense to me secretly post to here would not be hard.
How do you know he can not call home?
Do you guys think Iran would get the blame for a nerve gas attack or nuke?
well, i hope im far enough north to escape annihilation
a muslim?
This.
I'm calling bullshit, but thanks for the laugh OP.
>NUMBAS
ids habbeninds! ::DDDDDDDDD
Screencap this & Buckle up MOTHERFUCKER
+62 minutes now
He said so. Read OP
explain yourself user
Until wheels are up. Who knows where the fucking he's leaving from. Just be patient. At this moment he's probably not even at cruise alt
NOE SCAPE
Ahh was more interested in the other lines lol.
However my statement still stands it is easy to post in here secretly i.e go to the toilet
he says 30 minutes after
Mossad has been setting off nukes underwater.
Or be at facility walking out of meeting .getting bagged up for a 3 day fall out leaving all belongings in lockers. Get ready to be flown out.
I am secretly hoping OP will expose it all and live stream while flying but the potentials are slightly out of favor for that timeline.
To destroy DUMBs?
? I must have missed something. Shit
SoCal here, just saw tanks rolling down the street. Heard someone yell "T-30!" What do?
Pendleton is west coast.
stay safe, good luck
10 minutes from Pendelton to the LA epicenter.
no altitude needed.
Never get an osprey into a suburban site anyways. They would have piled in a Black Hawk or just drove honestly.
has to be a LARP.
But... When it happened all the Cali kids had a thread and they swore it sounded like a bomb. So I still cant dismiss it.
Go forward in time from WW2 days...
Black Mesa?
Is this why potus has gone to that bunker hidden next to the tunnel in the Alps?
>PL (platoon leader) brief stated we currently have TOC’s (tactical operation centers) and are expected to be at suburban Infil 30mikes of wheels up.
suburban infiltration? what would this be?
18 minutes to go
>Waiting on tarmac for 2 pineapples fucking a trash can now.
Is he describing some type of plane with the pineapples fucking a trashcan?
Well still trying to warn the locals :)
Thank you for that geography lesson
Sounds like Mossad was hit in Baja. Sub tried running North and was hit exactly as predicted.