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Make Africa Great Again?
>Trump still hasn't given out government appointed gook girlfriends
Why do you cucks hate Iran?
I got my MAGA hat in the mail today /ptg/!
>first year in office
>deep state already on the verge of being revealed to the public
How does he fucking do it
MICHAEL JORDAN IS /OURGUY/
i should get mine soon as well, NordBot.
The king of Sup Forums has spoken.
I remember when Obama won, and the news covered a bunch of people in hospitals naming their babies Barack or Obama as first or middle name...would like to see a follow-up and if any support Trump
Tranny capital. Oh allah it must burn.
good to see as the whole world seems to be turning away from the US, at least you still have your crack pot dictators in Africa.
>today
>go to an art festival thing by myself >a ton of degenerate stoners are there
>people wear decently "nice" clothes, girls wear nice jeans and a nice T-shirt
>all the guys with girlfriends gf's are all looking good, makeup, hair done etc
>I dress in nice jeans and a cool graphic Tee
>spent like 15 mins or so getting ready
>leave after a while
>go home, text my gf we should go back to the art thing together after she's done working
>say I'm really hungry so we should get some dinner first
>she comes back from work
>takes shoes off
>walks in
>she puts on like a dude size t shirt that's like a size too big
>still wearing work pants,
>hasn't showered in at least 2 days
>no makeup
>im playing a game on my pc
>me: "so uhh, you gonna be ready to go soon"
>her: "yeah"
>I keep playing the game on my pc
>hour passes
>she's still laying there playing on her phone
>haven't said anything else to her since she walked in the door
>2 hours pass
>still laying there
>still haven't talked to her since I asked if she is ready to go
>3 hours pass, by now the festival is over
>all the places to eat are closed except McDonald's
>me "well do you want to go get some food?"
>she makes a smart ass noise, doesn't say anything tho
>she takes a shower and lays down to go to sleep
>now its 5 hours later, I'm still hungry and haven't talked to her
>we've been in the same room pretty much this whole time
Seriously I've told her like 4 times over the past year she should wear makeup, she would be really pretty if she actually took the time to look good but I don't want to go in front of a bunch of people (some of which I know and would like for them to see I'm dating somebody good looking) and have her looking like a fucking gomer. She's like the Jeb Bush of trying to look hot, it shouldn't be that hard.
I'm not a total Chad or anything but at least I try, and I take a shower everyday, why the fuck wouldn't you? She's not mean or anything just stupid I guess? I don't fucking know
They've been shouting "death to America", attacking our military, and using Hezbollah to infiltrate the US and the Americas in general since 1979. Fuck Iran.
Niggers can't even cursive, even when dealing with a president.
>Naming children like that should be illegal. There should be a government handbook of legal names then you can call them whatever.
Portugal used to be like this up until very recently. I think it changed in the past 10 years or so but I'm not sure.
this desu
Pence has really been upping his twitter game lately. Strong words
That is the kikiest Tweet I've seen in ages.
3 seems to be about an alternate timeline where they are happily married, while 4 returns to the main storyline
You're gonna have to learn to start loving Islam. My country will soon be muslim you know, and Sweden is an important partner after all.
Wow thanks for updating your blog, you faggot. No one cares.
>conservative
>tea party
what?
mooch gon be on fox next
Naming children random things like Chair should be illegal and often judges do already intervene in the US against people calling their children even profane things on their legal documents like "Shit".
The way to stop people having names like Jaquanda, Lamark, Goku, Chair, and Treasure is to have a government handbook of approved names which includes all cultural and traditional names within reason.
These laws exist in many countries:
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>Better idea would be a blacklist than a white list desu.
>Or you rather deal with 20 Micheal at the same time?
People can spell shit any which way. I'm talking about a government list that includes 10s of thousands of cultural and traditional names. You can then call your kid whatever you like but their legal document is something else.
>alarm just went off letting me know I need to start getting dressed for work
WHY DIDN'T I VOTE FOR BARNEY SANDALS SO I COULD QUIT MY JOB AND MAKE EVERYONE ELSE PAY FOR MY TENDIES REEEEEEEE
>loyal to the Constitution
They're just writing comedy at this point, aren't they?
Wow really? Post pics when they get there guys.
So? You have to be a fucking good goyim to be against Hezbollah
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Oh god...
They have a new Narrative
>Trump on a hot mic at prior to a rally meeting a enthusiastic Trump fan
>Trump fan: I've been with you from day one. Just so you know, if push ever comes to shove against the left and fake news, Lots of Americans have you back
>Trump: Well I appreciate that
>Trump fan: Wooo! 1776!
>Trump: Lets just hope it won't come to that
But they just focused on
>What does Trump mean by "I appreciate that"?!?!?!?!?!
Just saw it on MSNBC
A poor child should not have to be called Barak though I think that is a cultural name of some god forsaken place.
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> based Muslims, am I right?
> beautiful brown warriors
Fuck off, yes all sandniggers, be it if the shalom variety or the salam variety
Fuck you both.
Yeah I remember the last time the intelligence community was on the side of the constitution
We only want to be frens with Finland and Norge
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>You have to be a fucking good goyim to be against Hezbollah
They're sending massive amounts of drugs into the US, laundering money back to their sandnigger bosses, and performing recon for the Iranian military. By any reasonable standard they are an enemy force and should be wiped off the face of the Earth.
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>Lets just hope it won't come to that
I voted Trump so I could have dead Marxists in the street, IMPEEEEEACH!!!!
Many countries have such codes but generally America doesn't outside of technical limitations, ie no 50 character first names. Judges often have to intervene for horrible parents trying to name their children Bastard or the like and it is a lengthy process. It should simply be banned outright.
i like iran
>tfw I got a comfy job I can do from home
>woke up
>put on pajama pants
>got on Sup Forums
>in 10 minutes I have a phone meeting
>then at 10:30 I have another meeting
>but I intend to work out and play video games today for the most part
>oh yeah and smoke weed ;)
>Eat shit, Sessions
We should just have breeding licenses or have the government choose people and make them marry.
Tweet something please...just a simple tweet...
Weird thing that many people don't know, mobile banking really kicked off first in Africa because you need a very small device to travel around with and mobiles are the primary form of communication and internet in most third world countries due to low cost and infrastructure requirements.
>look at this based muslim in a burka, fucking based
Go home slime
Ending PC paranoia would go a long way towards enforcing that.
>"This isn't a name, it's just random sounds mashed together."
>"I'm gonna call you nigger instead."
1st man pay 2nd fuck
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So Amnesty Don is STILL on the menu? Why the FUCK would he grant citizenship to Dreamers? That's 3.6 million, is he fucking stupid?
One minute Trump is going 100% the right way on immigration, the next he does something ridiculous like promise citizenship to illegals.
>Dow futures pointing to more record highs
I made more money on the stock market this month than my real job
They're muzzies, their DNA is 56% Arab, and I want them to die like I do Israel. Now die frog boi.
I would actually be in favor of that for the bottom 10 percent of so of society, but baby steps my lad.
I'm saying not even a little niglet should have to go through childhood being called Chair.
Those camera angles are amazing.
It's called A/B testing - he does this shit constantly - he says something then gauges the response and adjusts if it's too far off what he expected
I need to get in the stock market, fuck this wage-slave shit.
>We should just have breeding licenses
That's what marriage used to be. We need a bastardy law excluding the children of unwed mothers from pretty much everything, including gibs eligibility.
HE'S HERE!
>for the bottom 10 percent of so of society,
How do we measure that?
>I'm saying not even a little niglet should have to go through childhood
I agree.
need a shoop wizard to give it the Trump/Acosta treatment
C-can I invest from here?
>including gibs eligibility.
especially gibs eligibility
He didn't.
I don't see why you can't.
Iran is OK with me, they're certainly better than Arabs
Lol, are you an engineer too?
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fugg
why haven't I done that by now then?
Your earnings will probably be nullified from euro taxes
CAN WE TALK ABOUT YELLOW PEOPLE??
>Trump and the Davos Elite
How are they going to spin his globalist fanny fracturing speech?
>shouting "death to America"
Burgers can't take the bantz
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He openly said he wanted to give them citizenship. It's his inner Boomer coming out.
Miller has to say no or we're fucked.
Is that you portobro?
Is so, what was that memo on immigration I heard anons talking about you posted?
You need to lift more
You can get a CMA type account (don't fund IRAs, that traps your money for too long - especially if you already have a 401k). I have over $100k in non-retirement and other $100k in IRA/Roth IRA. I've just been buying ETFs and I'm not even beating the SP500.
Yes, but it would require that your local market has a symbol for funds in the US
You have to have capital to invest in the first place so it is a catch 22. How old are you m8? What are your skills? Not having technical certifications or a degree is a death sentence in 20 years.
>How do we measure that?
In a hypothetical state which eliminates degenerated society the bottom 10 percent would compose people arrested for work refusal, homelessness/vagrancy, violent crime, grand theft, repeated hardcore drug use and charges/addictions, chronic alcoholics, and the insane. These people require intense supervision or government possession.
>All those unnecessary details
Thanks Oscar Wilde
>Treasured Institution
>The FBI
Oh I am laffin, Ben's knowledge of the FBI must come from watching The Untouchables
>not (He didn't)
You had one job.
He gives out the defensive responses that bring the mutt memes out. Should just say Iran is the second tranny capital of the world trailing behind thailand and should be nuked to please allah.
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Iran needs to pay for violating an embassy. Those cuck will pay in blood. There are certain things civilized people don’t do. They are a society of dogs ruled by mudslime overlord.
Fuck off retard
> One minute Trump is going 100% the right way on immigration, the next he does something ridiculous like promise citizenship to illegals.
My gut feeling says he's giving rope for Schumer to strangle himself. Here are two scenarios
> Trump says he'll never acede to any leftist demand. Schumer (correctly) out the blame on the end of negotiations on Trump, his base eats it.
> Trump alludes to possible concessions to the democrats (in a framework too harsh for them to accept). Schumer can't pull out of negotiations and when the deal fails to materialize his base will eat him alive.
See: shutdown and its blowback. It is in Trump interest to keep the negotiations going even knowing democrats will never accept his terms. He gains both by making leftists disillusioned with their leadership and by preventing them to focus on other issues. Basically they're trapped in an endless cycle of fighting very publicly for the interest of illegal aliens in detriment of America and failing to achieve anything.
Not their fault if Americans are so fucking jewed that they have drug epidemia & buy any drugs they can
He was spamming this in lots of threads yesterday, he's a colossal faggot
To be fair, america did shoot down a civilian iranian ariliner IN iranian airspace and gave medals to the guys who did it.
That is a fucking dick move just saying.
>topple FBI
>Make US Marshals Great Again
Yeah, of course. I don't know how Finnish law works but you will just have to register/pay taxes with local authorities and trade on a european exchange of American investments or American investments online. I wouldn't recommend anything other than mutual funds and mirroring diverse ETFs of a moderate volatility over a long term unless you are willing to lose money.
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Bruh. It's sad but you have to accept that Persia is dead and the Persians are no more.
Oh my bad.
>Save the Constitution by tearing it up
This is your brain on cuckservatism
The USAF takes great pride in trolling them.