Be Chad

>Be Chad
>See user walk in with qt3.14
>Think "Nice catch bro!"
>Go do curls, yeah its right next to them and they might of seen me looking but whatever I need to get my arms done
>qt3.14 is watching me. Cool :) she seems nice
>user goes to take a shit
>qt3.14 walks over, says I seem experienced and ask her to help me out
>Get her to the GHR bench
>I try not to but I cant help but notice how fine her figure is
>She just talks about user the whole time, how he seems like a really cool guy and tells me its their first date and its going well
>I'm very happy for them, that guy seemed lonely. Always here on his own.
>user walks out of bathroom
>"WHY ARE YOU TEACHING HER POOR FORM!?!?!?" user autistically screeches
>wtf.jpg
>Say "her form is fine"
>It actually was
>"NO SHES GONNA BREAK HER BACK! YOU'RE HURTING HEEEERRR!"
>"what are you talking about? who are you even?"
>"I'M HER BOYFRIEND!!!"
>Qt jaw dropped
>"Woah user, we only just met"
>I am genuinely concerned for her
>"Is this guy bothering you?"
>"Yeah, I thought he was cool but didn't expect him to get this jealous."
>"Well, you heard her user. Sorry. Better luck next time."

I left the gym 20 minutes later and that girl followed me. We had a short chat about how weird user was being, then I went home. She asked me if I wanted to hang out with her for longer but I kind of felt bad for user.

Poor kid. Hope he gets some confidence one day.

Lmao quality post / 10

fucking Kek

gosh i sure do love politics

Nice job. Maybe the canuck will grow a spine and punch you in the jaw next time. But I doubt it

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You're going to make leaf user commit suicide :(

>tfw the beta that lost her posted a similar thread 20 min ago

I know 99% chance this guy isn't the same but I really hope so

Top bantz

>implying this isn't just a shitpost mocking that beta cuck

Kys

INTO THE TRASH NIGGER

even if it sounds like a joke, i actually believe it
there are people that are so bad socially that they think a tantrum around "reeee you're showing my girl a fals form" will make them look alpha

did anyone cap the first thread?

>Not hooking up with her
Nice one mate, picking that moron in the first place,
shows the quality of her character. You're working to
improve yourself, you deserve better!
Don't settle for basic trash.

OP is a fag, go back to youtube or reddit.

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And then everyone stood up and clapped

Is this a parody of something?

yes an earlier thread where some loser got cucked on a first date to a chad

FAKE NEWS

And then you woke up

>he thinks I would ever take a girl I was interested in to the gym on our first date

Stay away from fit nigger

Kek