You're at home eating ham sandwich and shitposting on Sup Forums...

You're at home eating ham sandwich and shitposting on Sup Forums, when suddenly this gentleman breaks through your door and says
>Salam aleykum, this house is under sharia control. Throw that filth through the window or else I'll chop your head off, inshallah!
What do you do?

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

That's a Sikh, dumbass.

I'm half sikh and even I find this meme funny

Get out Pajeet.
I'm sick of dealing with your ilk on /biz/ all day

Dumb founded as to why a SIkh is worshiping allah

>implying that sandnigger wouldn't have been filled with lead before getting a single word out
topkek

Shoot him. It's good to be an American.

He is sikh, they slay muslims for the same reasons anyone would. So I guess I would put the kettle on for tea and offer him a seat for a long chat about the problems in our world?

Kill him and tell the cops to come pick up its body.

jokes on you there was no ham sandwhich in the first place, it is banned in canada for being offensive!

What the hell...

This is America. Litterally everyone has a shotgun at the dinner table. He he's meet by 000buck 5 times and meets satan

Most likely he is there to kill a muslim who invaded your house. So I would make him a sandwich for the road as he leaves with the body.

>implying radical sikhs aren't a thing

bro tier

>implying theres any difference between the shithole religions

>throw ham sandwich at face
>"EAT HAMDICK, DUNECOON"
>jump out window
that's as far as I've planned

Only one of them follows Sharia, so...

briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip cheddar chips

What's the other half human?

>half Sikh
I’m only half Christian AMA

Lmao I'm literally eating a ham sandwich right now

You disgusting spic nobody wants to see your faggot ham sandwich

>laugh
>call him a sala guta
>hang out and drink homebrew and eat butter chicken

Radical Sikhs are a mirror image of the ideas in this board. I cannot think of a single time a Sikh caused anyone I know hassle, they are only involved in discussions here because they wear a turban.

well I live in the US so this wouldn't happen, more than likely would see this

>sikhs are bro-tier

I play him some music while I throw stuff out the window
youtube.com/watch?v=--UABwqW9Sg

>ham and cheese
>not chuño and alpaca

nice try proxyfag

If the sand-nigger is good enough with a sword to chop a bullet in half as it speeds towards him, then I guess I deserve to die.

I ask why a sikh is acting like a degenerate mudslime

I rip off my clothes and attack him with the sharpened screwdriver I always carry on my person.

Sikh here, AMA

I would proceed in the following order
>call him an ugly subhuman
>remark on his disgusting smell
>blow his head off with the sawed off hidden under the table.
>laugh as subhuman brain splatters TV playing a commercial of Conan sipping coconuts in a shithole country

>*kneel down*
>*swallow my entire ham sandwich in one bite*
>"my body is ready. relieve me from this miserable existence, sikh bro."

Finally test my 5.56 reloads.

Not LARPING, nope. Go somewhere there are more children, mebbe.

Lol my 3 outside german shepards bark and attack before he gets halfway down the driveway, shotgun is at the ready by the kitchen table, oc 9mm at all times condition zero, ar and other rifles under the bed loaded in safe. Ill pull the dogs off of him just in time to to hear him gurgle some durka durka stuff through his torn jugular and put 2 in his head. Ill call the cops and report him for trespassing, open and shut case. Then take my dogs to the vet and hope he didnt have any sand nigger germs to harm them, get all the shots anyways just in case.

t. Weaboo faggot who watches too many movies

Sikhs are also my brothers. Just a beta male version of hinduism.

Well lets see, one of them is Muslim and the other has been at war with Muslims for thousands of years.

Dude, Sikh folk are based.

i'd ask based sikh why he's larping as a sandnigger

well a guy just broke into my house with a sword...
and I like to keep a loaded revolver close by

Shoot him, cut off his dick, stuff it in his mouth, take pictures, post on Sup Forums!

Like Christianity, Islam and Judaism? You retarded burger faggot.

Shit skins are shit skins
Close this thread now

That's a sikh you fucking retard

What's it gonna take to break you guys of your chronic Liberal Party habit?

underrated

all religions are shithole religions you absolute faggot

The rest of the amerilard in that lic

Kick your polock ass for insinuating This is a muslim.

That's a Sikh. Fucking idiot

>What do you do?
sell my house in Detroit

Look at this retarded fat sack of shit

Is that a FAMAS?

Grab the AK47 propped up next to my couch and ventilate that sand nigger 30 times.

laugh at him from atop my queenslander while he struggles in vain to fight his way through an army of crocodiles, snakes, spiders and all sorts of ungodly shit

I pull out my claymore and say "thats not a sword, thats a sword" right before yelling " there can be only one" and chopping his head off.

>that's not a sword, thats a sword

Shoot up his temple by being retarded enough to confuse him with a Muslim.

I love that 5 years after I started coming to Sup Forums, I still see this thread every so often.

Haha nice one Sikhbro, here have a cold one and lets sit down and watch the game.

shoot him, call sheriff's department to come and get the body

I'm in America, user. He would have ten bullet holes in him before he finished saying "salam."

Let him fuck my wife and daughter, there's no way my pathetic, limp dick could ever compete with his solid, throbbing, brown manhood.

I'm not Sikhing trouble

Whiter than you Jamarcuz

i see what u did there

spbp

Salami Alakinum!! XD

Arubba Akkbear! XDDD

Shoot the sand nigger in the throat so i can watch him bleed out.

>le based sikhs may-may
Fuck off. If they were truly based, they'd respect us enough not to immigrate to our countries.

>Ahaha, good one, Mr. Singh.

>le based Sikh meme
Sikhs are wastes of oxygen just like every other curry nigger poo-in-loo. I once fell for the "Sikhs are bro-tier" meme, but then I took a job in a field that has me working with a lot of motherfuckers named "Singh" and got redpilled. They are the most entitled, duplicitous, histrionic, unmanageable shitskins I've ever had the displeasure of working with/above. They're fucking subhuman filth.
>but they kill Muslims
Fan-fucking-tastic. I sincerely hope they exterminate every fucking Muslim on the planet, seize their land, and then all settle there. All of them, every one, let them build a thriving paradise where they can smell like shit and screech imprecations at each other in incomprehensible Punjabi gibberish to their heart's content, just so long as they do it far, faaaaaaarrrrrr away from me.

what do you guys do when you see this outside your door?

BASED SIKHS

I would say "Why is a Sikh saying or doing any of these things?" then I would wake up from my strange dream because that shit would never happen.

Point and laugh.

"oops"

Haha fuckin' hell.

That is a Sikh you stupid fuck.

What's happening here?

t. Average /k/ poster

sikh sword bro wanna physically remove communists?

Its a quote from Crocodile Dundee. The only thing besides Steve Irwin your country is known for. Underage new fag.

t.poojet

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that's a Sikh, dipshit.

Shoot him. Throw his filthy body out the window. Finish my sandwich

>posting a Sikh and his Kirpan knowing full well that not only can they eat pork, they love pork

You're gonna have to troll harder polskibro

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Sikhs are fucking cool people.

They're basically rich and cultured Indians.

>TFW you enjoy guns and want to participate in gun culture but /k/ is more autistic and unlikable than even /r9k/. So you lurk /k/ for pictures and shitpost to see how many retards you can piss off.

Toss the ham at him and watch as he melts into the ground like Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

They're alright dude, come on

lets just say muhammad will finally get his 72 land whales in hell

Fuck you, tulwars are nice swords.

See how well your turban stops high velocity lead, sand nigger.

Ask why the fuck a Sikh is acting like a muslim.