You might be a soyboy if...
>you can't grow a beard at all (just because you can doesn't mean you're not a soyboy)
>make faces like pic related
>actually consumes any soy product
>liberal
>feminist
>doesn't work out
>consumes ANY drug (like tobacco, weed, alcohol, caffeine )
>virgin
>either NEET or goes to college pursuing a useless degree (STEM, history, law, business, economics are acceptable)
>doesn't own a gun
>plays soyboy videogames (e. g. nintendo)
Anything I missed?
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Not soy in all other respects except that Iplay video games, smoke weed, drink booze and don't own a gun (although my family does and I do hunt).
Am I soy?
Sorry, you're soy
Our ancestors got drunk and waged war. So your the soyboy for thinking thats soyboy behavior.
Also quit hating on yourself thats the same face you make before swallowing cock.
degenerate alcoholic
Calling names is soyboy behavior. Only a man child would call someone names on the internet.
Please sage.
I like how you limit your last criteria only to a specific category of video games which you define as "soyboy".
It sounds like you play video games and you've draw some sort arbitrary line between games you play and games you consider "soy."
Since you went out of your way to make such distinctions it makes me think that you made this thread because you're terrified you are actually a soyboy and this is your poor attempt to convince yourself and a bunch of faggots larping as nazis that you're not.
If you can't handle sobriety then you're not a real man
>implying playing competitive e-sports isn't an acceptable hobby
low test beta detected
I use soy sauce in my stir fries. Am I a numale?
you consume drugs everyday whether you like it or not
sage in all fields not politics
>be me
>have beard
>eats healthy amount of meat
>facsist
>works out every other day
>no drugs
>1 sexual experience when underage several years ago. penis has been inside a vagina. but didn't really have sex
>work at cancer research uk, £77k annually
>no gun
>plays civ 5/6, eu4, hoi4, rainbow six siege
rate me
I drink coffee and don't have a gun. Am I a soy boy now?
I am a virgin and dont own a gun because theyre impossible to get here. Cuck shed here i come.
>you're a soyboy if you're NEET or go for a useless degree
>oh, but you're alpha if you play video games all day
lmao
This assessment is pretty spot on.
You're just a dumb faggot bitch.
OP is a massive faggot.
Why having such interest about something you have no power ? Let these soyboys nuck themselves and improve yourself instead.
You sound like a little faggot.
Saged
Yes.
You're supposed to use ketchup, as God intended.
It seems like I was dead on. Your insecurity is showing. Hah!
>caffeine
I'll bet you $500 you'll never find a chemist that doesn't drink caffeine.
>Spend more then 2 hours online a day
>Have soft hands
>plays soyboy videogames
newsflash: they’re all toys for manchildren. Call of Duty & Counterstrike probably have higher autism rates than Minecraft
Needy/10
>nu/male beard
>hipster glasses
>Open mouth signalling submission (primate behavior)
>alcohol
>consumes ANY drug (like tobacco, weed, alcohol, caffeine )
uhuh.
lmao youre a fucking soyboy
completely missing the point, if you play videogames all day if course you're a cuck but it's a good hobby if you play good games
kys grandpa
not an argument
and they're all soyboys for being dependent on a drug
idk about the first one, but I agree with the second
go to bed grandpa
Nope on all
>guns
I live in commiefornia and I can't wait to get out of this shithole of a state
>video games
I played video games for about ten hours per week. It is not much.
I guess according to OP I'm a soyboy because I drink coffee? Wow thanks OP I didn't realize dunkin donuts made me into a faygot
soymad btfo
Well...
1) We all consume soy unwillingly. Anti factory farming hippies are actually right.
2) nothing wrong with caffeine. Coffee is fucking delicious.
3) I don’t own a gun primarily because I don’t trust myself to not take it to my nearest synagogue. Gotta be careful.
Everything else is good. I personally think obsession with video games is more harmful than people may think. Feminism and liberalism are easy to reject if you have a set.
>you can't grow a beard at all
Yeah, I can't. I blame the chemical jew in the food.
>make faces like pic related
Fuck no.
>actually consumes any soy product
Protein bars contain soja protein, does that count?
>liberal
GAS
>feminist
GAS
>doesn't work out
I do go to the temple of iron.
>consumes ANY drug (like tobacco, weed, alcohol, caffeine )
Caffeine, a metric fuckton a day.
>virgin
25 khhv, sue me.
>either NEET or goes to college pursuing a useless degree (STEM, history, law, business, economics are acceptable)
STEM
>doesn't own a gun
Eurocuck...
>plays soyboy videogames (e. g. nintendo)
Only Nintendo i play is Zelda Windwaker on my GC , childhood feels..
>Anything I missed?
Skinny jeans, fake glasses, "I enjoy my gf's strap-on", being an orbiter, etc.
>you can't grow a beard at all (just because you can doesn't mean you're not a soyboy)
i rock a pretty decent one, but im back to the sideburns
>make faces like pic related
no, i have dignity
>actually consumes any soy product
red meat at least once a day. close to none sugary foods at all
>liberal
full blown economic socialist, you fucking faggots. i refuse to get cucked by the empire
>feminist
nah
>doesn't work out
i've trained boxing for more than 7 years, competed in a couple of exhitibions
>consumes ANY drug (like tobacco, weed, alcohol, caffeine )
if you cant enjoy a fine glass of single malt whisky and a cuban cigar then don't call yourself a man
>virgin
i lost the count years ago, but must've fucked close to 50 girls now. on a 4 years long relationship but i fuck on the side because monogamy is for the low test
>either NEET or goes to college pursuing a useless degree (STEM, history, law, business, economics are acceptable)
im actually an artist and make my living out of it. pay the rent and get to travel the world
>doesn't own a gun
i dont need to compensate for anything
>plays soyboy videogames (e. g. nintendo)
any videogame over the age of 20 is for soyboys and losers
yeah
you heard me
come at me faggots
>you can't grow a beard at all (just because you can doesn't mean you're not a soyboy)
My beard game is on point
>make faces like pic related
Not if my life depended on it
>actually consumes any soy product
Try to avoid but not neurotic about it
>liberal
Them's fightin' words, boy
>feminist
Unironically repeal the 19th
>doesn't work out
Hit chest/back/shoulders hard and then let my ladyfriend drag me to yoga (I know, but I have the week off and my core flexibility ain't for shit)
>consumes ANY drug (like tobacco, weed, alcohol, caffeine )
I do like the bottle, and usually smoke one cigarette at night
>virgin
Fucked more nips than 99% of Sup Forumsacks...which unfortunately I now consider to be degenerate
>either NEET or goes to college pursuing a useless degree (STEM, history, law, business, economics are acceptable)
I have one "useless" degree (took a lot of intellect tho) and one STEM degree
>doesn't own a gun
On the to-do list
>plays soyboy videogames (e. g. nintendo)
AYO HOLE UP ZELDA IS REDPILLED AS SHEEEIT (pic and link related: smoloko.com
>Basing your lifestyle choices off of advice from Sup Forums
wew lad
Found you
[ ] Not told
[ ] Told
[X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] Cash4told.com
[X] No country for told men
[X] Knights of the told Republic
[X] ToldSpice
[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious
[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told
[X] Told King of Boletaria
[x] Countold Strike
[x] Unreal Toldament
[x] Stone-told Steve Austin
[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told
[x] World of Warcraft: Catoldclysm
[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon
[x] Assassin’s Creed: Tolderhood
[x] Battletolds
[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl
[X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo
[x] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare
[X] Pokemon Told and Silver
[x] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of Told
[X] Rampage: Toldal Destruction
[x] Told Fortress Classic
[x] Toldman: Arkham Told
[X] The Good, The Bad, and The Told
[x] Super Mario SunTold
[x] Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time
[X] Toldstone creamery
[x] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour
[X] Super Told Boy
[X] Left 4 Told
[X] Battoldfield: Bad Company 2
[x] Toldman Sachs
[X] Conker’s Bad Fur Day: Live and Retolded
[x] Lead and Told: Gangs of the Wild West
[x] Portold 2
[x] Avatold: The Last Airbender
[X] Dragon Ball Z Toldkaichi Budokai
[x] Toldcraft II: Tolds of Toldberty
[x] Leo Toldstoy
[x] Metal Gear Toldid 3: Snake Eater
[X] 3D Dot Told Heroes
[x] J.R.R Toldkien’s Lord of the Told
[x] Told you that ps3 has no games
[X] LitTOLD Big Planet
[x] Rome: Toldal War
[x] Gran Toldrismo 5
[x] Told Calibur 4
[x] Told Fortress 2
[x] Castlevania: RonTold of Blood
[x] Guilty Gear XX Accent Told
[x] Cyndaquil, Chicorita, and Toldodile
[x] was foretold
[x] demon’s told
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[x] Tolden Sun: Dark Dawn
[x] Tic-Tac-Told
[X] Biotold 2
[X] Toldbound
[x] icetold
[x] Told of the Rings
How long will faggot OP be able to take all of this destruction?
I've got a feeling he's already left.
>grandpas mad because they think competitive vidya isn't an acceptable hobby
DESU it's pretty soy to get this triggered by a Tibetan Handweaving Forum post
>Unreal Toldament
>Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time
>Portold 2
You did forget the remake of the original classic with the expansion packs, Unreal Told.
>drinking whisky and having a cigar is for affeminate manchildren
>playing fucking videogames online somehow isnt
are you 19 or just tremendously autistic devoid of any real life interaction?
someone is soymad
Leave Ronnie alone! >:(
This, this is why we'll rule the world forever
>soyboys
>Smoking cigarettes
sure thing bud. id say its the other way around, i never met a numale who smokes.
OP is a confirmed soyboy
>Useless degree
>History acceptable
Nigga wut?
>you can't grow a beard at all
I can grow an alright beard but I prefer to be clean shaven
>make faces like pic related
No
>actually consumes any soy product
Probably unknowingly but I don’t drink soy milk or anything
>liberal
Fascist
>feminist
No
>doesn't work out
Every morning Monday-Thursday and Saturday
>consumes ANY drug (like tobacco, weed, alcohol, caffeine )
I drink a little maybe once a month
>virgin
Yes, Roman Catholic saving myself till marriage. Have a long term GF I’m planning to marry after college.
>either NEET or goes to college pursuing a useless degree (STEM, history, law, business, economics are acceptable)
Political Science with a concentration in International Relations
>doesn't own a gun
Own several
>plays soyboy videogames (e. g. nintendo)
Total war Empire and Shogun 2 and Black Ops with my friends sometimes.
Watching anime and being a 4channer
do you really think the association of retards in any way impacts my own image?
do you see black Americans pissed off or depressed over crime statistics or do they just go one and be cool with themselves and the world around them that they help create now?
You can call me anything you want but you'll only be telling me one thing in the end and that's simply put "superior" for I am the rock that created your ripple I am the wind that shakes off the leaves of your trees it was me in the past and now it's me again in the present the future obvious is only memes.
What a gay
I have met sicarios that have this look, im sure they dont drink soy but the blood of their enemies and have prime pussy at their disposal.
Does this only afects le 56% people then?
>you can't grow a beard at all (just because you can doesn't mean you're not a soyboy)
I can, but I trim constantly. Most soyboys have giant beards as they laughably attempt to appear masculine.
>make faces like pic related
I don't. Opening your mouth shows submission.
>actually consumes any soy product
I don't.
>liberal
Fascist.
>feminist
As anti-egalitarian as can be.
>doesn't work out.
Every other day.
>consumes ANY drug
Absolutely degenerate. I do not.
>virgin
Yes. I'm not a nigger who will fuck every whore I see.
>either NEET or goes to college pursuing a useless degree (STEM, history, law, business, economics are acceptable)
Computer Science.
>doesn't own a gun.
I own 3.
>plays soyboy videogames
I play Ocarina of Time solely to redpill on the glories of the traditional man, woman, and the need for a man to become a hero to save their homeland. Otherwise muscular fighters like Guilty Gear and DBZ games.
The true mark of a soyboy is actually answering this list.
Delet Ronnie. He is cool and does not belong on such a list
It's literally a known signal of passivity in primatology
Thanks user! I will use all this data for future trackin-- I mean training people to be just like you! Shadilay heh!
That's it. I'm giving up coffee
Nintendo makes the only games worth playing. Also you fall into the rest of the categories OP. I'm pretty sure it's Sony who are actively bluepilling the masses faggot.
I'm anonymous, you can't track me.
I eat nothing but raw onions and drink nothing but onion juice.
you missed you have to be white
How cute, an 18 year old that just discovered Sup Forums and a weight room is now a fanatical white natsoc that determines who and who isn't a soyboy.
You got years and miles to put on before you have the right to call anyone anything you little twerp. Go back to your freshman university class homework and let the big boys talk, k?
I'd rate you real fucking high, I hope I can have a similar lifestyle one day. How did you land such a good job? I'm assuming you for sure have to live a secret double life because of your beliefs.
I'm getting to the point where I almost want to be outspoken about some real nationalist shit, but I don't want to throw my career in the garbage; I'd actually like to move on from wal-mart one day and I can't have anything pop up on a search.
I found I have pictures of me doing this but its because I was drunk with friends going WWWOOOOOO!!!!
I don't have glasses or a beard and I've never made that face in my life so I can't be soy.
>cigars, scotch, 50 women, steak, boxing
>socialist
Watch out guys the king of soy has come to visit us in his 5'7" glory.
What are some non-soyboy games? Pic obviously related.
>actually consumes any soy product
I really like soy sauce on my steamed rice or dumplings, does that make me a fag?
i an into caffeine a lot, ive noticed that caffeine flavor changed too much, quite sure they put something on that.
i cant even get trought the day without coffee.
ive stopped doing coke for 20 years, and i cant leave coffe.
>its not normal
You might be soy if you're obsessed with trying to tell other people how soy they are, OP
>actually consumes any soy product
coffeemate french vanilla creamer contains soy and idgaf. I have it with my coffee every day
>consumes ANY drug (like tobacco, weed, alcohol, caffeine )
You're either a hypocrite, or you're straight edge. And I've got bad news for you. Straight edge is soy. Edgers are pro-gay, liberal, and feminists.
>history
>useful degree
Nobody will employ you if you try to teach history as it actually happened.
You missed the part where you're an insecure faggot.
Weed and booze is okay user just 3 hits after 10pm and/or 3 shots/beers only. Moderation. Cigs are bad tho.
>starting to get a bald spot on top of my head
What do Sup Forums? Should I just shave it all off and be bald or should I start wearing a hat?
Their eyes say "I'm scared"
not a fedora please.
haha you got called out fag. And e-sports are for fucking soyboy losers.
>History
>Business
>Economics
>Not useless degrees
>>History
and user becomes an teacher, unable to drop redpills because its illegal, and living like a dog
while the english teacher is fucking the PE kek
>r6 siege
Depends... who do you main?
>History
>Acceptable degree
being right wing on this side of the planet is being a literal submissive cuck
every faggot from latinamerica you see on this board celebrating the triumph of imf puppet governments in their homeland are either morons or pansies
2/11
I pass the soyboy test
>putting anything in your coffee
dead giveaway of a soiboi
I like to marinate my venison in pic related- does that count?
>you own a fedora
>you argue on reddit and here all days about how xtians are wrong and how women wont plow you
>have a mlp plush you beat off to
stubbs is fucking disgusting
what the hell is wrong with you?
That one pic of a :D soyface buy that always gets posted threads like these, is of Brad Muir, former Double Fine developer, now at Valve. Valve is soy fag central. gaben is an admitted bisexual. David "zoid" Kirsch, inventor of CTF in video games, also works at Valve, and is gay, his partner also works at Valve, and I know a guy who's younger than them by a couple decades, a twinky-looking faggy guy who lived with them and got railed by them all the time.
Valve is soy fag central, you all should know that.
I take weed, alcohol and caffeine. I haven't worked out for about a month because I got bronchitis. Also straya' so no gun.
How soy am I?
lol if NEETs qualify then 95% of this site are soyboys
>not having an autistic thousand yard stare in every picture
alright soyboy
>plays soyboy videogames (e. g. nintendo)
Too far user. This game is dope.
It's a mating strategy and actually works, mad?
Extremely soy, but only because you asked. Put it in your blog, faggewt.
Degenerate? Sure. But not emasculated.
What else is the purpose of a south American soy based food review forum?
>gaben is bi
You have a source on that?
Shit, maybe I was wrong... someone else prominent at Valve was though. I can't remember, I haven't been in the area and kept up with people in awhile. Everything else I said is true though, zoid is gay and I know a guy who "lived with him and his partner" and eventually got an internship I think (but not full employment afaik, if he did I'm going to kill myself)
>"""""""""competitive""""""""" vidya
Now that's what I call SOY
The fedorables.
Soy sauce is an ingredient in chinese or other asian stir frys that I occasionally enjoy.
It's quite nice, basically pure salt.