What can be done about old maid roasties?

>Inb4 sex bots or artificial wombs

i know its an attempt at flirting, but i wonder what her reaction would be if i brought a costco tub of oregano to the meet-up

Would

She wants you to bring the sugar. She's bringing the spice, not you.

Also, oregano isn't even a spice. It's a herb.

you were supposed to bring the sugar, bitch

She said SHE'LL bring the spice and YOU bring the sugar.

Same

>oregano
>sugar

Goddammit we really are a retarded nation

Is that a dude?

It's both hilarious and sad, how they believed "30 is the new 20" not knowing that's for men; for women 20 is the new 16

I love that this is what we all focused on instead of the picture of the woman herself or OP's question.

You fuck her, and keep clear boundaries. Jesus Christ cougars are some of the most fun a guy in their 20s can have.
Don't lead her on, dont make promises. Its obvious she aint looking for a husband. So fucking roll with it and wear a condom or get some penicillin.

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I'd hit it

god damn it, my fault. im concentrating on making dinner and ive had a few merlots. im so sorry everyone

>Brings 5lb bag of Domino sugar to first date
>”WHAT DID YOU BRING?! PARSLEY?! WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR SPICE?!”
Sup Forums in a nutshell

And fuck hertoo while youre at it. Hell thetwo might actually get along. Then you can fuckem both.

Is she taking a selfie while driving down the highway?

>tfw p.e.
>tfw I fantasise about banging milfs but know how embarrassed I'll be when I squirt early
>tfw mummy will be disappointed

she is asian

Is nutmeg ok?

Shit, I didn't even notice that.

>this old hag is trying to be young and hip
Damn I almost feel sorry for her

>teriyaki spice

No thanks.

ive been told she only wants sugar. ill assume that includes sugar substitutes

A 44 year old CHINK... LOL...
Wtf faggot
That's not an old maid nor a roastie


Chink slaves gtfo

>korean
>teriyaki

leaf education

>i wonder what her reaction would be if i brought a costco tub of oregano to the meet-up

>She wants you to bring the sugar. She's bringing the spice, not you.
>Also, oregano isn't even a spice. It's a herb.

The autism levels on this board amaze me. Laughng my ass off here.

What's wrong with old maid roasties lmao

Sometimes I happens m8. Just keep fooling around until your ready to go again. Eat some puss. Get her to suck you off. If youeven have to ask.

once a roastie always a roastie

This is why I keep coming here. I feel comfortable here with you guys.

is an asian roastie still as tight as a white non-roastie?

Even the sex robots are working for the Russians now, fuck!

I'll bet her place smells like kitty litter and depression...

I have the opposite problem. Perhaps from excessive masturbation throughout the years, i can bang for over an hour without jizzing. Usually I have to pull out, jerk off strenously and then try to reinsert it for Creampie.

As for OP, I’d Creampie that slutty milfgook if she were interested, shit I’d pay for it.

I actually feel bad for roasties once they are past their prime....they realize nobody wants them anymore so they turn into 100% whores....

Sad really, meanwhile if a man takes care of himself (wealthy, worksout) he can net 20 year old pussy well into his 50s....

i just spent three minutes looking into whether oregano was a spice

>they turn into 100% whores
>implying they weren't whores to begin with

They just stop getting treated like spoiled princesses when their looks go to hell.

Hmmm likely yeah probably I fucked a roastie stripper this weekend but did not finger any old asian which is usually something I do in jack shacks but NO DICE this week OH WELL
I do fondly recollect a very old asian roastie with exquisite large firm pointy unmilked breasts and vagismus

Shhh, no spoilers or (((they))) will know that we have caught on. Best to act like you couldn't conclude your investigation before the Russian bots show up

>you bring the sugar, I'll bring the spice
sugar is white, she wants to fuck white men

redditposter got fucking rekt

no way that woman is 35, more like 45

>Every day billions of animals are killed just so we can taste them for a moment
>billions
>everyday

I fuck old ladies like that, I’m 34

i would let my semen land right there on her face so she could lick it

*blocks your path*

She needs to stop grinding her teeth.

That’s clearly a man

>asian women that old
whites and blacks are probably all she can get now

I don't. They spent their youth living like Caligula. Do you feel bad for orgy-rats who, in their younger years, smoked, drank, binged, purged, and thought of men like you as being disposable?

A lot of city miles on that ho

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AKA Ron Jon. wtf is she even talking about
>Im kewl like that
cringe

I want to suck those titties though

oh shit thats not everyday

Even trying to be a smart arse you fuck it up. If you actually brought sugar, you could have got laid if she sees the funny side.

Maybe just leave them alone?

This. Based Japan knows what's wrong with these worthless pieces of shit. The measure of a person is how they wield their power, and women are as irresponsible and cruel, and self-serving as can be with power when they have it.

That face looks 4X but that body looks 30.

Old roasties can be fun, sex is almost unbeatable tbqh

I can already smell her

Yeah, Old Spice maybe

You think his wife bought this?

I'm thinking pass. Unless they make $150k

>9 billion chickens are killed every year.
>every year
>t. mongoloid

>sugar means money, she is a whore

Ha ha ha fucking REKT. How will old maids ever recover!?

>made me go back and look
Holy shit what the fuck is up with her teeth? Are they all capped? I thought caps look better than that?

Gynoids and artificial wombs.

Jack off before the date jeezuuus. Noob.

I've definitely seen worse. I'd have a few drinks then go for it

did you even fucking read it before you posted. isn't it time to pray muhamud?

Oy vey! The (((9 billion)))

>A lot of city miles on that ho

Heh, hadn't heard that colloquialism before. I have heard "someone ran all the tread off of those tires" in reference to vaginal elasticity though.

Why hello there, m'lady

oooooooh lordy lordy look whos sexy at 44

Niggers confirmed will fuck anything

Yeah she doesn't look half bad, I have to see her other pics though. I kind of like old roasties, they don't take a lot of effort..

I think whatever you do youd get laid, just look at that old bat

so cringe.

you can tell she's older than 35 by that leathery sunburnt skin. my guess is 41.

EW
W

LAD
A
D

I'd fuck her.

a womans brain will never stop to ask WHY...

why does eating meat cause erectile dysfunction??

why does eating animals steal your looks??

when speaking to a man, you really gotta answer these very basic questions with sufficient evidence before they will even begin to consider your viewpoint.

I'd fuck her...bet she is a good lay

Shes hot as fucking hell, I would lick her asshole and suck on them toes til the Revlon come off

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I love MILFs but they're rare as fuck. It's a miracle to find a 40+ woman whose body looks good desu. They're either fat or have stretched ugly skin / tits after kids. Maybe Asian women are different, I don't know.

I like her cheap blue contacts. Nigger.

Her name says "Jennifer", yeah hi "Kim".

>"there's nothing more ugly than an old infant"
Damn Jordan Peterson was right

We have our fucking priorities straight.

I only fuck cute white girls so fuck you.

>a herb
‘An’ herb, you fucking simpleton.

Oregano is an herb, not a spice yo

>‘An’ herb, you fucking simpleton.

American education strikes again.

1/2

2/2
>Who the fuck do you think you are fooling

Prove me wrong, nigger.

"hərb" and "ˈərb" are both common pronunciations of that word.

One would use "an" before it, and one would use "a."