WE DID IT. The arbitrary clock is poised at 2 minutes to midnight. Nobody cares, it doesn't mean anything...

WE DID IT. The arbitrary clock is poised at 2 minutes to midnight. Nobody cares, it doesn't mean anything. Everyone is writing stories about it.


thebulletin.org/2018-doomsday-clock-statement

CNN
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TIME
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>We would like to control the speech of the most powerful person in the world
US President Donald Trump should refrain from provocative rhetoric regarding North Korea

>Two sovereign nations should do what we say
The US and North Korean governments should open multiple channels of communication

>Fuck them, even if they're sovereign. The whole world should tag team NorKs.
The world community should pursue, as a short-term goal, the cessation of North Korea’s nuclear weapon and ballistic missile tests

>Fear of robots
The countries of the world should collaborate on creating institutions specifically assigned to explore and address potentially malign or catastrophic misuses of new technologies, particularly as regards autonomous weaponry that makes “kill” decisions without human supervision

>USA Global watchdogs pls
The United States and Russia should discuss and adopt measures to prevent peacetime military incidents along the borders of NATO

>Unless it's nuclear
US citizens should demand, in all legal ways, climate action from their government

>Maybe if 22 year olds tweet about it?
#rewindtheDoomsdayClock

Clock means less than nothing. I have liberal normie coworkers who acted like it was literally a clock that only measures impending nuclear warfare

You do realize that the doomsday clock is nothing more than a way for liberals to complain that things aren't going the way they want it to right?
>OMG Donald Drumpf aka LITERALLY HITLER is the president the world is gonna end.
Get fucked, and if the world is ending we deserve it anyway. Humanity was a mistake.

>Trumptard damage control
ISHYGDDT

the hands that threaten dooooooommmmmm

So I guess the question is, where do we go from here? What do we have to do to get Krauss to spin that minute hand?

> The countries of the world should collaborate on creating institutions specifically assigned to explore and address potentially malign or catastrophic misuses of new technologies, particularly as regards autonomous weaponry that makes “kill” decisions without human supervision

Use of AI for spreading propaganda should be outlawed. It is warping the world. There are too many stupid people alive who cannot tell the difference between earnest commentary and the mindless operation of a shitposter-9000.

Also
> Doomsday clock
Stupid piece of fear-mongering propaganda that imbeciles may defer to when discussing a potential catastrophe. Imagine what productive things even those few neurons could have managed if they weren't preoccupied with "global affairs" in which they play no significant part.

nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/old-glory-insurance/n10766?snl=1

> It is warping the world. There are too many stupid people alive who cannot tell the difference between earnest commentary and the mindless operation of a shitposter-9000.
>> Doomsday clock
>Stupid piece of fear-mongering propaganda that imbeciles may defer to when discussing a potential catastrophe. Imagine what productive things even those few neurons could have managed if they weren't preoccupied with "global affairs" in which they play no significant part.
Do you watch R&M like myself my fellow above it all high IQ kekistani bro??

It sort of used to mean something back during the Cold War

Then after the Cold War they added all sorts of other things, like climate change, and they bump it up over the slightest thing

Now it's pretty much just a politicized tool that's only being altered to say "lol fuck drumpf" rather than actually indicate a higher risk of nuclear war

>The countries of the world should collaborate on creating institutions specifically assigned to explore and address potentially malign or catastrophic misuses of new technologies, particularly as regards autonomous weaponry that makes “kill” decisions without human supervision
That's a legitimate concern.

I'm just waiting for it to strike midnight so they look fucking retarded when nothing happens.
Can't believe I believed that this dumb clock controlled how close the world was to ending.

That stupid clock is going to be the next MAyan calendar.

>implying the mass exodus from cape town, depleting water reserves in nearby areas causing MORE mass migrations isn't going to be a gigantic happening

This two minutes feels like it is taking forever. Get on with it already.

Checked

>mom burns my tendies
>THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK IS NOW POISED AT 1 MINUTE TO MIDNIGHT REEEEEEE

my dick is pointing 2 minutes to midnight but doesnt mean Im getting any pussy

>There are too many stupid people alive who cannot tell the difference between earnest commentary and the mindless operation of a shitposter-9000.
kek

ebb & flow. action is coming

it's asinine anybody can imply we're at a higher tension of nuclear war now than we were at any time during the Cold War