Marijuana = chronic masterbation

Why does everyone pretend that stoners aren't constantly masterbating? That's literally all these people do. Male or female. They come home, get high, masterbate for hours, eat, get more high, masterbate again, then fall asleep. Why do people pretend this isn't happening? Shouldn't this be part of the legalization discussion? It's not chemically addictive but this is no way to live and certainly not something you want your children doing -- no grandkids for you, total waste of effort raising a little stoned chronic masterbation. Keep it illegal

>It's not chemically addictive

It is.

"it's settled science"

>chronic
kek

> ome readers echoed this sentiment, saying they frequently smoked weed before jerking off and that their orgasms were much more intense while stoned. "While watching porn you almost become part of these scene. Jesus Christ, masturbating while high [is] awesome," Alex*, 34, said

It is?

Holy shit. Now it all makes sense.

Who needs used up roastie cunt when you have unlimited HD porn and cheap weed? Life is good.

Of course you are going to masturbate when that vasodialation hits.

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Kind of makes the problem self solving doesn't it? Legalize it and they will all die off in one or two generations.

Yep. You just had your mind expanded by a leaf in a thread about mind-expanding leaves.

you spelled meth wrong

Its true. Fapping high feels amazing. Sometimes I do it 3 times a night while smoking a joint.

I was , not now , oral sex fetishist here remembering smoking with low tolerance (teenager) then going to room opening gigs folder of pornography (all oral sex ), girls pictures from social media , simulated myself in ways possible and masturbating my precious away..
it does make ur cock/vag erogenous zone irritated if u smoke too much but it's no big deal
However if look from the other side , maybe last thing to lose is our minds
Lot of people can't evolve thus keep blowing it all in the underworld and weed isn't going to help u in that

> Marijuana = chronic masterbation
and that is your business because...

That pic is retarded sex feels bomb when ur super baked

>Why does everyone pretend that stoners aren't constantly masterbating? That's literally all these people do.
Let me tell you a story about stimermers...

Jerking off on 300 mgs of adderall > Jerking off on weed

Jerking off on 100mg+ of meth > Jerking off on 300 mgs of adderall

Masturbating is better then dumping my loads into some skank and having her pop out 10 kids.

Do you want to live in a shithole? 3rd world country packed with people?

I’ve never tried meth. I would have a couple years ago (don’t use drugs anymore) but I could never find any where I live. How much better is it than adderall?

Yeah, not gonna lie i jack off a lot especially when i smoke. But it's non of your business and its not even a problem.

Jeez, 10mg is enough for four rounds in a row. 300mgs, I'd end up ripping my dick off

I don't do that

I used to smoke weed and wank all day.

IT'S SUCH A PROBLEM I CAN'T QUIT TELL ME HOW TO STOP IT

Was pretty legit

Watch some shit eat fap watch some shit eat fap

Was fun

Except i can stop and function like a normal human. So yeah m8... errr about that.

This is true, but only for lonely stoners

Like me

What kind of 15 IQ human scum do you have to be to hit your own mother?

Meth euphoria simply incomparable to adderall. Stimulation seems way more clearer and smoother. And it last twice as adderall. Whats about smoking. IV meth shits in evrything.

I'm high and jerking off right now.

You're so gay you think about other guys masturbating
You're so gay you made a fucking post about it in a political forum
You
Are
A
Massive
Faggot

With your logic are you ready to make booze illegal because alcoholism is a fucking way of life( in America) and its destructive. Just because some people abuse weed, does not eliminate the good it is doing for the sick and elderly. What good does alcohol do other then get ugly people laid?

Have you ever smoked weed?
You don't spend the whole time masturbating. I used to smoke from time to time. Masturbating was actually pretty burdensome. I'd rather just chill there, maybe snack and watch movies. It's a drug that makes being lazy fun, which is dangerous, but it doesn't make you abuse your happy button/stick.