Bargaining with kek--getting ruth bader ginsburg to shit herself to death

Earlier today, I was communing with kek in a thread. I asked many questions and struck a bargain. This thread is a continuation of that. So far, we have discovered that kek considers us his children of chaos, that he wants effigies of moss from the it crowd for his fridge, and I began probing what it would take to get sotomayor to be taken out next. His answer was 10,000 tendies fed to wild animals. So let it be written, so let it be done. Let's see what else we can discover about the will of kek, and what other bargains may be struck.

kek, hear me. are you there?

kek, hear me. hear my call. come and let us discuss the chaos that may be.

it is I, he who walks ahead. hear my call.

kek, digits be blessed, were you pleased with the effigies?

kek, hear me. i want to strike another bargain.

kek, let me know that you can hear me.

kek, chaos given frog form, reveal yourself and lets talk.

there we go. what would it take to put hillary in jail? animal, vegetable, or mineral. evens for animal, even and odd for vegetable, odds for mineral.

Kek is a chaos god, user. You're messing with things you don't understand.

vegetable it is. a big vegetable or a small vegetable. big is even, small is odd.

Checked

big vegetable it is.

Judge Ginsburg will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post.

kek, how big of a vegetable? bigger than a pumpkin? even for yes, odd for no.

huh, well uh, I honestly don't know what to do with that kek. would you take a bunch of little pumpkins instead?

Praise Kek

are you sure it's bigger than a pumpkin?

does it grow in the water?

does it grow on the land?

praise

does it grow in the land?

I think kek is messing with you

does it grow in a tree?

yeah, i half expect it.

does it grow on a vine?

are you asking for wine? lots of wine?

grapes? fuck tons of grapes?

grape leaves?

Only repeating numbers.

checked
praise

kek, what is it that grows on a vine that you want? I don't know much about plants, work with me here.

is this a god damned riddle? like it's not really a vegetable, you just wanted me to bring up vines?

is 0 an even number?
is 0 even a number? Kek is fucking with you. You need to cut the throat of a rooster and offer it to him in order to get credible answers from now on, I think you must have gone too far or bothered him somehow. Either way, cutting the throat of a rooster and placing it in a bowl as an offering to him would get you back in his favor

kek, for putting hillary in jail, do you want vines themeselves?

Watermelon

kek, is watermelon the vegetable that is bigger than a pumpkin and grows on a vine that you want?

Before state of the Union

you want fried chicken and malt liquor with that too? cause I'll fucking do it to put her in jail. I'll make you your own damn shrine like the one from major league.

C O M F Y

I'M CREEPING DEATTTTTHHHHH!!!

am i gay

HE SPEAKETH

right on, just watermelons.
Do you want more or less than ten? even for more, odd for less.

pls kek, I believe in you

CHECKEd for growing in a vine.

fewer than ten, gotcha. nine watermelons to put hilldawg in jail?

haha fuck her hope she does

does kek will that 8 watermelons be offered in exchange for hillary's freedom?

kek, do you want seven watermelons for hillary?

Does kek want more hickock45

Can you speak in normie so I can understand you?

what am i thinking, do you want 10? ten watermelons in exchange for hillary's freedom?

six?

do you not really give a fuck how many watermelons you get, you just like making me type?

Vine app movies about hillary going to prison and eating watermelon?

will kek give ginsburg a stroke during trump's second term?

do you want vines (the short movies) of watermelons in exchange for hillary's freedom?

Millions of watermelons

do you want one sliced up watermelon?

is it your will that we smash watermelons in your honor like galager the comedian?

Two watermelons

Tomato

so, you want fewer than ten water melons? do you want 5 watermelons?

kek, hear me. In exchange for hillary being passed from cell to cell, do you want me to smash 4 watermelons?

kek, are you serious about watermelons?

Maybe Kek wants a solitary watermelon, as part of the offering but also wants something else

RRRrrrooollLLLIINNG

Please thin the swamp water Kek. Thank you.

Seven

kek, are watermelons only part of the offering that you desire?

Watermelon may have just been a clue for something with another meaning

kek, are watermelons a small part of the offering that you desire?

yeah, but fucked if I know what.

Matches

dearest kek, will hillary get da rope

Watermelons code for racism?

kek, do you want me to do something with a watermelon?

kek, is watermelon a euphemism for something racist?

kek, do you want a watermelon alcohol? like a vodka melon?

Fasha can you heaaaar meeeee?

do you want a watermelon based food?

user you didn’t provide the last bread

kek, do you want someone to bust a watermelon over a nigger's head?

Kek is the tree within the forest.

A silent gaurdian.

jesus christ, i think i've got it...
kek, do you want a watermelon helmet?

pomme de terre

Class. Checked

kek sees you!

why stop at ginsburg? Imagine Trump appointing 7 new justices in 7 months.

Does kek approve pic related.

uh, so, you want us to brain some black people with watermelons? just so we're clear?

oh, kek, do you distinguish between black people and niggers?

kek, do you want someone to smash a watermelon over the head of a son of ham?

Maybe you are being too persistant with your questioning

Is this a no?

kek, do you want someone to toss a watermelon at a nigger in a comical fashion and make a vine of it?

that'd be a no.

do you want a watermelon helmet on a nigger? is that what you want?

You've been getting some significant digits.