Are Americans and Europooreans upset about celebrating Australia Day tomorrow instead of today?

Are Americans and Europooreans upset about celebrating Australia Day tomorrow instead of today?

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what? Australia day?

I didn't even know Queen's Land had a day, I bet y'all gonna put another shrimp on the barbie! Fucking dingo lovers, they kidnapped babies ya know. Paul Hogan hated you and Steve Irwin deserved it

no but please eat a lamb shank for me you cunt

no one cares your country is shit

Australia Day?

>implying anyone else in the world cares

thanks satan

Ohhhh, I know you cheeky cunts will have a cheeky fucken cone and a tinny to celebrate Australia day tomorrow. You guys get it.
You guys are awesome.

Can I drink on Australia Day? As long as it doesn’t have to be Fosters, sure, why not? Does it have to be a keg stand?

We were unaware of such a thing existing but we hope you have a swell time.

all the days blend together for us

Yes. It is essential that you finish a bottle of Bundy rum, then go to the beach and watch the fireworks.
It's Un-Australian not too.

;)

go get drunk you degenerate

4th of July for Aussies. Happy Independence Day cunts!

In all honesty, Estonians go real well here hey. Heaps of back-packers and Agriculture workers man.
>Also love your guys Viking history, told to me by an Estonian in Australia. >Annual festival held by the Estonian Ambassador in Perth. Especially fucking in the Forrest festival with wine and food.

Always welcome.

Drinking with a few Boong eggs (Emu Export), and my mate Jack Daniels.

old number 7 huh? why drinking american whiskey on ausie day

Uhhh... yes...?

The only reason I know about Australia Day is apparently cucks and abos are triggered by it which is why I shall celebrate it. Also the only reason I give a shit about your country at all is because I like kangaroos and Steve Irwin.

I work with heaps of guys onsite from Alaska and South Carolina. Independence day we raise the US flag onsite, eat ribs, drink piss and be General rednecks.

It's funny when they say Australian Terminology, in an American accent...
"Man, Shits gone tits up" - man, it's fucken fucked
With regards to air-conditioning units "Man, That fucken retard mounted the air con units on the piss" - Mounted at A/C fans on an angle.


>T.Gold Miner in Western Australia

half my family is from Australia you guys are pretty cool and have the same anger towards minorities like us, Perth is beautiful same with Melbourne I just wish you could kill all the sudanese nigger gangs. Aussies are the anglos I can respect you guys are always welcome here to ya cunts

only anglos* whoops

we wouldn't have heard about it if you didn't tell us tbqh

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Australians can't make Whisky for shit. Jack Daniels is better than any Irish shit on the market.

It doesn't taste like vomit, or stomach bile, and its smokey.

Rum is a different story. We are good at that. But any Australian that drinks Rum, wants to fight...

If I want a good night out with beers, dinner and a few drinks, I finish of with Jack Daniels, to keep me warm in the tum tum, then when the kids go to bed, I fuck my wife, stinking of Liquor, and for some reason she likes it.

>This is a true story.

How's your igloo

That's why I get along so well with Estonians.
Every Estonian I have met know heaps about Forestry, Agriculture and Mechanics.
Shit you can talk about at the pub, along with the general hatred of immigrants, Muslims and blacks.

I've never had an issue with any Estonian I have met here.
I used to own a Vinyard in the South-West of WA, and the Estonian couple running it convinced me to re-label and send the shit to Europe. 800% profit over three years they gave me, then I sold it to them.
Now we are looking at exporting cheese/Dairy products and truffles on another property we own in a joint venture.
It's a "Set-and-forget" operation with Estonians. I don't know how you cunts do it. But you guys are Loyal, and would never fuck me over. From my experience anyway.

most of those are halal now

You have a "day"?