EXPLAIN THIS

EXPLAIN THIS

Looks tasty.

If you have white bread with a meal thats what you do with it.
I dont see a problem.

It's covered in sauce and extra garnishments that will corrupt the soup

Looks like BBQ sauce

>corrupt
enhance

but bbq sauce makes everything better, even shit cooking could make it better.

>BBQ sauce makes Soup better

The problem is that isn't your regular white bread.

>BBQ sauce

It's tonkatsu sauce and it's delicious, baka gaijin.

I put balsamic vinegar in my soups to enhance them.

>It's not BBQ sauce
>It's Japanese Style BBQ sauce

Explain this

yuck

It's nothing like BBQ sauce other than being brown in color. Seriously.

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that was painful to watch

Why the fuck are these so funny

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>raw onions, not even glassy or brown so all they'll be is sweet when cooked
>diarrhea soup
>counter ham
???

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>skinned penis on a skewer dipped into horse semen and then dropped in a cold pan with water
???

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how does he even cut himself on the hand that's holding the knife

What the fuck is this?

>there are still people who don't know about ja/ck/

A guy who purposefully acts retarded to gain views for his cooking channel.

I was about to ask the same

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I think I'm going to vomit

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/ck/'s meme export

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Not even here can I escape the menace of Jack

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user please, I beg of you, stop posting these. They hurt so much, but I can't stop watching.

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I legitimately did this when I first started cooking. Corn starch is a tricky bitch.

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American premier cooking expert

please leave.

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I never understood why.

I like the fact that he's using expensive ingredients. Those Eggland's Best eggs are like twice as expensive as plain old grocery store eggs.

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Mayo = oil + egg
Cakes have oil + egg right?

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How the hell can you fail at cooking eggs?

That makes sense. It's the vinegar and salt that makes it bad.

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That's not the same. You don't put mayo in cakes.

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none are safe from ja/ck/

What if you make homemade mayo with oil, egg, and lemon juice? It doesnt have to have salt, altho sometimes you use small amounts of salt in cakes to enchance flavour.

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>jackposting even on Sup Forums
Where do I have to go to escape this monstrosity. Jack needs to be stopped.

But premade mayo has a lot of other shit in it.
Why are you defending Jack.

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Maybe the world is missing out by not adding mayo into their cakes.

/ck/ crossposters are surprisingly strong minority and they aappear in very food related thread, which are quite common

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I'd try a cake made with Kewpie. This is Sup Forums after all.

lel

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Oh fuck, it's this guy.

You mean cum. This is Sup Forums after all.

Both are easy to corrected for by reducing the cream of tartar (or whatever acid salt you are using) and the salt, if necessary

Cakes should always have salt

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Just, just open the fucking bag with your hands! For fuck's sake, you idiot!

People are still watching this? I thought I was the only one.

nice numbers

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This is my AotS

It's pure fun

SNAKE SNAKKE SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

How the hell do you fuck up waffles? I think I'm actually angry right now.

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>That skin tone
>Those nails
>Those ingredients
That's Spanish cooking mi amigo

Why is Jack crossdressing there?

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The fuck?

That's an SNL sketch.

I've baked a cake with (olive) oil ONCE and it was terrible. Only butter for me.

I do not understand why women inconvenience themselves by putting those widgets to the ends of their fingers.
I used my fingers for stuff, I dont want obstructions.

Sweet onions exist, user.

Would you this 'za?

GODDAMMIT I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS SAFE FROM THIS ONE

They think themselves like peacocks and that it will help them find a mate

MODSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is not something I want to see when I have a hangover

>rarefags will defend this

nooooooooooooo

are you qt?

Obviously you dont use an oil with distinct taste like olive oil.
You just use rapeseed/linseed/sunflower oil.

I'm a mixture of hungry and grossed out

I'm a hairy little girl

HOW DO AMERIFATS NOT UNDERSTAND THAT PIZZA ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SOFT AND COVERED IN GREASE?
REEEEEEEE

I'm sure Sup Forums has more random cooking posts then /ck/ combined.