Choose your path

A terrorist is holding your family hostage. You are given a choice, either pick one of these 4 woman to take out on a date then bring home and sleep with, or he rapes, tortures and kills your loved ones. Who do you pick and why?

I say a tearful goodbye to my family and hope to see them in the afterlife.

Mary-Pat. She seems to have an attractive face. I will fuck her until she lost all that excess weight and became attractive.

Dummy, I would rape all four of them.

None because im not into fat sjw bitches

>he rapes, tortures and kills your loved ones

Can I join in or not, if I choose this?

Joy, shes the best match and she covers her face

>she covers her face
Kek

Its not worth it just let them die is the Nash equilibrium.

eww

wtf u're broken man

wtf lol

Welp, sorry family

As long as Joy keeps the mask on, my family may survive

jenny cause she seems to fat to have had sex before therefore less chance of stds and shit.

Marypat

literally came here to say this. I'm also keking at the fact that they're all middle aged and single on a free datign site

Western Washington was a mistake.

she has multiple stds, but hey whatever you say user

We're not all bad over here.

Not one of you would brave the rougher road and take on a Jenny or the Wombat? Jenny is thirsty, it would at least be good forplay

>We shall fight them on the dating apps we shall fight them on the...
i was going to say wombat but fpbp

What if I gave you 4 new options? Would you at least reconsider? Think of your loved ones user...

Take a loan, then pay him to date, rape, torture and kill all four if them.

Are sure that all of those ARE women?

Are we sure*
Fuck.

Look at all those freaks of nature

I will guarantee they all vote Democrat

can't i have all 4? that's a lot of holes, man

joy is 100% a man

It's western WA, you can't even really be sure any woman here are really woman. It's a risk we all take here in WA user.

SOMEONE POST THE [FUCKIMBALD] MEME PLS

I would unironically pick the black one, bottom ones look like a trannies.

I mean there's no extra credit. The terrorist only demanded you date and fuck one of them. If you want to fuck them all I guess you can... But... why?

I let him rape my family so at least someone will have enjoyable sex.

Wombat is better than Zubat

just what exactly did you fill out on your dating profile?
did you write in "drumpf" anywhere?

...

I'm sure they will understand.

No lol I have a cuck profile for shits and giggles. I literally put the most cucked shit ever. I get 70%+ matches on fatties, trannies and couples. My fake trump profile has had literally one match, and she was a cute single mom who seemed to suffer from a personality disorder.