/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - APE ESCAPE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump speech/q&a @Davos 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Swiss Pres Berset Bilateral meet 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump returns to WEF for speech 1/26/18
youtu.be/A8P_XfIhLDI
>Pres Trump dinner w/biz leaders in Davos 1/25/18
youtu.be/4rLR4ipaY9M
>Pres Trump/ISR PM bibi Bilateral meet 1/25/18
youtu.be/W3MAnpOYkak
>Pres Trump/UK PM May Bilateral meet 1/25/18
youtu.be/PjSMC5SsQ94
>Pres Trump in the halls @Davos 1/25/18
youtu.be/ehZiA4qgQf8
>Is America Great? 1/25/18
youtu.be/RVrtf8x7WuM
>Pres Trump interview on CNBC 1/25/18
youtu.be/xjZG5P_Q7B0
>Pres Trump arrives at WEF in Davos 1/25/18
youtu.be/JIGBCFk7zxc
>Pres Trump in Marine1 lands @Davos 1/25/18
youtu.be/fHBydVu2alo
>Pres Trump arrives in Switzerland 1/25/18
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>Pres Trump departing DC for Davos 1/25/18
youtu.be/pNawYqXhy8s
>TreasSec Mnuchin @Davos 1/25/18
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>USDA Sec Purdue in PA 1/25/18
youtu.be/Pg_uAMUEroE
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Peace in the ME 1/25/18
youtu.be/x_bFuwLQlbQ
>DoD Press Brief (PentSpox White/USMC LtGen McKenzie) 1/25/18
youtu.be/8U2sf5fcDF4
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/25/18
youtu.be/BcY0r4CbJMY
>WH Video: VP in the ME 1/25/18
youtu.be/YpebRViraOU
>Pres Trump speaks to US Mayors 1/24/18
youtu.be/aSWbndbyYeo

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MAGA

Awoo!!!

when will something happen already?

Awoo

So...
For Democrats
>State senate and house seats won across the country consistently
>Blue Alabama Senate seat
>Virginia gubernatorial victory AND massive wins across Virginia house on the same day
>Almost flipped a huge amount more DEEP RED seats across the country
VS
....??

== same???

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He better not offer 11 million amnesty even as a bluff tbqh

THIS SO MUCH THIS!!! DRUMPF IS DOOMED

MAGA
Making Awesome Guac Again!!!

Next month

>mass baboon
I know that dog whistle

But I'm not a virgin...

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>Le chenal Gorilla

Death to Finland

One does not demand happenings from Kek, he bestows them.

OP IS GONE

NEW BAKER NEEDED

NEW BAKER NEEDED

Offering to you first if you want.

Kek, they're SO CLOSE to seeing through the ruse, but they keep doubling down on the delusion.

HE FUCKED UP!!!!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

But he can you Fucking idiots.

why is Awoo so damn cute?

>the average /ptg/ poster today

That's a big zoo, plus they can easily escape the zoo.

Paris will have wild breeding baboons

Actual plan attached.
Die in a fire, shill.

>UC Berkeley BTFO
HAHAHAHHAHA

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It's the hat

>democrats suddenly decide thay 1.8 million dreamers arent worth a fucking wall

Lol and it all comes crumbling down

>fucked it up by getting elected President
Boy, sure wish I was that much of a fuck-up.

YEBHEADS REPORT IN

#1 she's the face of this movement
#2 she's a hu

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

It's not a crime though.

>Finnshitter: Uh Sessions won't be doing anything to help Drumpf
>Finnshitter gets btfo again
Jesus, its like that place really is bred for losers.

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day 400+
liberals still haven't figured out that "collusion" is not a crime

It's not really bred at all anymore. Literal famine era equivalent birthrates for the natives plus importing shitskins.

Shared the shit about CNN supporting cucks on Faceberg, and got this response from a friend. Thought /ptg/ would enjoy it.

They were once ruled by the Swedes.

>getting ann coulter into berkeley is helping trump sure thing, sessions shill

youtube.com/watch?v=BZj8-a7A4iM

IT'S JEB TIME

Go back to red.dit virgin

>no hope
>less than 1 year left until the end

I will be so smug, the I told you so will beat even the 'BLUE ALABAMA MASTER PREDICTOR GENIUS' I told you so.

> don’t want Mueller going through Trump finances
>Obama’s super politicized IRS has been aiding Trump for years
I am sure Trump is super scurred goys!!

It's so toxic to deal with it. Chuckie and Pelosi are screwed.

how delusional to think Trump gives a fuck about these faggots

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check your awoo-mail awoosya

When will they learn?

sorry, don't have much time

lol I wonder if they ever caught the smart-car tipping gangs?

>Expecting success from Finland
Their only claim to fame are bootleg memes that are only funny because they're so low-quality that it's like laughing at the special olympics

this is the cutest one.

All good, knock it out of hte park whatever you're busy with.

Are leftys going to start BTFOing cucks as well?

Debating a lefty on the wall. I know Trump said several time during the campaign that the taxpayers would have to initially fund the wall but in the end Mexico will pay for it. Does anyone know which rallies this came up at or have a transcript?

>backs
wow, so some nice words? Golly gee, that'll help!

If they arrested someone it might hurt their illegal feelings. Can't have that.

Fuck off finnshill

ugh...guys?

a metric ton of other laws.
and yet, he's still your president.

>#2 she's a hu
is brazil-kun a secret awoo?

Confirmed by Voice Vote: Exec. Cal. #474 Jonathan Pittman to be an Associate Judge of the Superior Court of the District of Columbia

My sides hurt!

I’m not sure if he flat out said we’d have to put in the money first, but I’m pretty sure he’s said something along the lines of “one way or another, Mexico will pay for the wall”.

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If cloture is not invoked on S.2311, the Senate will immediately proceed to a vote on the motion to invoke cloture on Exec. Cal. #622 David Stras to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Eighth Circuit

No, They have officially embraced being a cuckholding and being a cuck. See CNN.

> doesn't know what a hu is
GET OUT NOW.

Kek that's a good one

Is that poster retarded? They literally contradict themselves in the span of one line break.

>Does anyone know which rallies this came up at or have a transcript?
Try the Arizona rally

That's why if there's ANY deal for DACA it will be in a reverse Reagan setup.

>Wall/migration fixes now
>DACA later, if we feel like it.

ITT: filthy kike lovers

guess they don't actually want DACA very much, if they won't say yes to a useless wall that none of these people are even paying for

The turnout of 2018 will be lower than 2006 for Republicans, and higher than 2006 for Democrats

I'm guessing 45% turnout for Republicans, 88% for Democrats

Say hello to Democrat supermajortiy

That post came in response to a lefty friend trying to defend cuckolding as a mere fetish that shouldn't be judged. I tried to explain how cuckolding goes against natural evolutionary biology and that a real cuck must be suffering from some sort of psychological damage, and then he came and stomped them into the ground despite usually being liberal too (But not ultra liberal unlike the other guy who was a Bernie bro.)

I think this might be the end guys!!!

It's a joke you fucking moron
Play on words

James, NO!

Why are the democrats/liberals/progressives so mean. They don't want 1.8 million Dreamers to have a chance at citizenship?

>unlike the other guy who was a Bernie bro.
Fucking hilarious

Best dude

There is nothing you can do, nothing you can say, no amount of money you can donate, no amount of shilling or memes you do, nothing that can stop the tsunami

It will wipe out Republicans from the US forever

businessinsider.com/donald-trump-mexico-reimburse-us-wall-2016-10

There we go. Here is is saying it before the election. Thx all.

>chance
Key word. The path is racist because it requires they not be degenerate fucks for 10-12 years.

he is saying courts will block the fuck out of it
every step of the way, getting the land, building permits, ecology lawsuits, and a metric fuck ton of reports will delay long enough (he thinks) the wall will not go up
also any little bit will get torn down when bernie wins in 2020 guys!

So, since Trump seems to be currently loading the courts with R's, theoretically, if he had them pull a Hawaii/9th Circuit, what will the liberals reactions be I wonder?

hey /ptg/ any big happenings today?
>or just daca shills being faggots as usual.

Pls don't compare hu's to hues

>An investigation will likely uncover racketeering

LMAO

savage

I've been seeing this a lot more now. They don't even care about opposing the wall anymore.

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Ben Shapiro says Trump is not trying to actually deal, but positioning himself for the public in order to look like he's being generous. He's calling it political posturing.

He says the DACA recipients should stay. Mass deportations will never happen.

They assume that after the "blue wave" they can set about cutting off funding and reversing immigration changes. Then once a based progressive democrat BTFOs DRUMPTF in 2020 they can tear down what will have been built of the wall.

When is Muellers probe supposed to finish? When is the shitstorm coming?

You're not even my real mom