Would you rather live in Australia or Norway?
Would you rather live in Australia or Norway?
Dylan Garcia
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Aiden Miller
Emus or dips
Asher Murphy
Finns are honorary Australians
Jason Hernandez
Norway, so I can snowmobile around with the Sami and sneak into Finland and live there, learning to make puukko with the masters.
Dylan Lee
Australia
I can't learn any new languages
Josiah Gomez
neither, theyre both socialist shitholes. i would know, im living in one as well even though its not as bad
Carson Martinez
Canada is so far down the totem-pole you don't have any say in the matter.
Caleb Ward
I can't learn any new languages.
>Australian: Oi, me and the Shelia are gonna tick off to whoop-whoop in the wheeler and skull a slab of stubbies until we chunder.
You'll be learning a whole new language, user.
Jaxon Taylor
>freeze to death
>get eaten by giant spiders
I'll stay here thanks
Caleb Gonzalez
>Implying 90% of Norway doesnt speak English.
English spoken by Scandis and Dutch is actually very good.
James Sullivan
I love the accents of Finns and Estonians who learned English by watching subtitled reruns of Friends; they have a subtle 'Joey' accent that's adorable.
Brandon Foster
norway
Carson Parker
Norway 1000000%
James Nelson
>have a 3 day weekend this week cause 'Straya day
>every day is over 41c so can't be fucked doing anything outside
I'll take Norway cheers cunt.
James Diaz
what does Australia even contribute to the world? Can we just nuke em?
Jeremiah Lopez
yeehaw
Ian Bell
Threatening to nuke Australia is a boot-able offense.
I'm calling the Prime Minister: HEY, ANNNNDDDDYY!
Sebastian Campbell
Their main export is quality shitpost. The world would be worse for the loss of them.
Parker Bennett
Norway is much more comfy
Isaiah Scott
They're not quality shitpost, they're the Foster's of shitpost. Canada-tier Labatt's shitposting.
Best bants come from Finland, the American in Nip-land, occasionally a Russian and never a German.
Luis Garcia
Australia is way too hot and has way too many deadly animals and insects. Norway easily.
Camden Williams
success breeds jealousy
Cooper Brown
Yes, I'm jealous of the Finnish Bants & Memes Industrial Complex which seems to consume 90% of their GDP (the other 10% goes to alcohol and sauna production).
Brody Cruz
lol what have you guys ever done? The best thing to come out of your country was the Crocodile Hunter show.
Dylan Lewis
Norvegen
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Grayson Allen
Irwin died the way he lived; with animals in his heart.
Adrian Gomez
25 seconds in and i'm loving this bastard already
Nolan Hill
Norway because from what my Grandma told me, I'm Viking rapebaby
Justin Cook
Yes, please stay in USA.
Cameron Price
I'm staying right here
Aaron Taylor
Tell your Grandma that there weren't any Vikings anymore and she was just raped by a man with long hair.
Charles Ward
Australia seems like a great place with great people as opposed to socialistsnowniggersville, but literally couldn't last a week in Australia due to my only fuckin' fear - giant spiders, no less huntsmans.
Eli Green
See, my biggest fear is a drunk Estonian woman in Riga with a knife.
Benjamin Taylor
>Implying 90% of Norway doesnt speak English.
It's true but you won't be able to get a job without speaking Norwegian.
Joseph Russell
I don't have ten million didgeridollars so I won't be allowed to move to Australia.
Blake Anderson
Australia
Ryder Wilson
Not entierly true.
I just came from a popular resturant and both the waitors i had only spoke English. They even had little signs to point at when you started babbling in Norwegian
Ayden Watson
>all these nerds afraid of spiders
Huntsman spiders aren't even a threat to humans, they're just big.
You'd be more likely to die from a koala attack.
Christian Davis
I live in Florida so it's basically Australia without the roos
Nolan Rodriguez
In all honesty Chile, your quirky white countries are far away and weird.
Benjamin Richardson
FUCK DROP BEARS
Camden Price
In Norway, you have to deal with all sorts of Trolli.
Angel Hill
I prefer the hulder :-)
Tyler Martinez
In Australia, you no ride emus, emus ride you
Benjamin Parker
I asked some americunt tourist about this the other day, why they are scared of spiders when you guys have fucking man eating monsters in your woods and they basically said "well you can't see spiders hiding under shit" . True, but 1 person has died from a spider bite since the 70's. Cunts get eaten and mauled by bears all the time.
Oliver Peterson
It's called an irrational fear of the unknown you retarded brown shackle dragger
Dominic Cook
Norway. I prefer the cold and don't think I could take the banter of the Aussies. I'm more of an introvert and would prefer being in a silent Scandinavian culture