What would you do if you found out your longtime gf/wife used to do porn?

What would you do if you found out your longtime gf/wife used to do porn?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No joke, I actually did find that out and I promptly divorced her ass
But she was doing it while I was married to her

Fuck her like the whore she was for fun.

>tfw no gf/wife

sauce on her porn name

Surprise reveal the plethora of cameras hidden in my bedroom and glaze her whore face like a donut

Kitty Kat West

Tell story plz as well as nAme

This is a fetish of mine. I like to watch mature porn and think about all the people in that woman's life and how cool it would be for them to find out she does porn. I love it when they have a wedding ring on

I haven't been on a date in 7 years. If a woman loved me for who I was (impossible, I know), I wouldn't care about her past.

Probably have the same reaction as when i realized my girlfriend is a roastie. Stay with her, but die a little more each day.

Kill yourself degenerate piece of shit.

>Kitty Kat West
I'm still not finding her porn on searches
What the fuck?
Did they delete them because she was murdered?

How's that working out these days?

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>What would you do if you found out your longtime gf/wife used to do porn?

I am DEFINITELY getting anal anytime I want from now on!

Did it with a fairly recognizable amateur porn actress in Phoenix.
>answered CL ad for massage from housewife
>get over there...holy shit you're that one lady
>she laughs, yes, its me
>her husband is in the living room watching football
>leads me to room with massage table, $60 for massage
>after, sez another $60 and I can bone her
>hands me a rubber, bend her over table and go for it
>after we go outside to have a smoke and chat
>offers to blow me before i leave if I want
>back into room for blowie, end up fucking again
>when leaving her couch husband sex "later dude"

Honor killing.

A year ago I was a virgin. Little did i know how quickly I would regret not dying a wizard.

>when i realized my girlfriend is a roastie

What does that word even mean in this context? I thought a roastie was just any single woman over the age of ~25 who foolishly gave away her virginity

It's complicated and was a long time ago
I found out because she deleted a bunch of ICQ messages and didn't realize that deleting them didn't actually delete them but put them in another folder marked deleted messages.I shit you not this was back in 2002 ,when flash was still called shockwave player
The messages led me to the site she uploaded her videos to ,and she was fucking people I knew in real life, including a girl we bought chronic off of

Cool story bro

I would ask myself why she is so bad in bed. Honestly, all my ex-gfs except one crazy Armenian were just plain out weird with sex. One did not want to have sex for a month and then she literally told me she can only get off when she is with women, but that she “loves” me so it’s ok. What is wrong with women today? I just want a normal, life embracing redpilled girl without tattoos, a uni degree (or studying) and no forced drama all the time. I mean, I am ok to go down to 5/10 looks wise on a girl if she has character (although tattoos and being fat are big no nos for me).

If it was lesbian porn, ask to join in.
If it was straight porn, break up with her.
If it was with a black man, kill her.

What was her, surely hilarious, excuse?

this user speaks truth

Iktf

>women
>bad in bed
Never understood this meme. I just tell my gf what positions to get in when I feel like it. The pussy feels good regardless

double double confirms. I would do the same, desu.

Are you doubting me?
You better watch your ass bitch, 'cause I always, ALWAYS carry a minimum of three chili bags. Motherfuckers up around the way call me Three Bag Jimmy and when you even think you can be a smart ass bitch, next thing you know you're lying the hospital with third-degree chili burns, waiting for the doctors to build you a new face from your ass. And I won't get caught either, 'cause them two reserve chili bags and I can wait it out in the mountains until long after your assface is forgotten, boy. So keep it up, bitch.

thats fugging crazy user. Did you have to bring all that shit to court for the divorce?

Kek

sauce on that sauce?

>wait out in the mountains
>two reserve bags of chili
You're going to have spicy diarrhea and give yourself up after the first two days.

Money....I was a kid who wan't making enough
It was all my fault and she sure as hell made sure I knew that
I was 21 and was an assistant manager at Burger King while going to school, hell Burger King even paid for some of my schooling.

Honor killing then try to flee to Mexico.

No, she didn't even argue. We didn't have kids or property and I let her keep the truck and house because I knew she could't make the payments with rent

Sup Forums WOULD DATE A PORN STAR

Nice of burger king to do that.
So did you break up or were you guilt tripped into staying a bit longer?

Depends what limd of porn. If there was never any intercourse with a man I might be ok with it. Nude model/glamour model would be fine.

Did she ever buy you anything with that dick-chugging money?

If you do it right, you'll be in Mexico with no worries.

What a bitch and whore, also
>married with 21
at least you learned your lesson

cool source idiot.

>I love it when they have a wedding ring on
Same lol. Especially on those reality videos and bachelorette gangbangs and orgies and shit. Your taste is patrician.

I promptly left, I filed for divorce the day after I found out.
Wasn't that great, I eventually quit school and joined the army because I couldn't afford shit without her ill gotten income
Actually became a death spiral, took years to recover financially

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Why are you such a degenerate, user?

A PS2

disappear from her life completely and cut all forms of communications without saying even anything or maybe just telling her in a few short sentences or leaving a note that it's over, if she'd turn up at my house or wherever after to talk I'd tell her that I'm leading a secret life as a spy/super agent and we can't be together.

Well glad you recovered, user. What's she doing now? Any clue?

That's degenerate bullshit that makes my blood boil.

Omegalol

>What a bitch and whore
I was the only one she didn't do anal with, said she hated it
Finding out she was letting other guys give her anal was demoralizing to say the least

Thot status

PATROLLED

This used to not even be a crime. Sad that this guy will probably go to prison.

Thanks bud.

Fat ugly single mother of course, 3 kids from 3 different fathers
She of course tried to 'reconnect' with me, and I laughed my ass off at her

Probably break up.

2004-ish was probably the last year you could do porn and be forgotten. Nowadays it's only a matter of time before someone you know finds it.

That's top of the list of the most unforgivable shit she did above porn in general, jesus

Serves her right for being a slut. What about you, mang? Ever find a new lady?

>longtime gf/wife
Joke's on you
>MGTOW

Beautiful, who is she?

is that pasta because that was fucking hilarious

Divorced twice, I gave up on women and relationships
Second wife ended up gay, so My self-esteem was thoroughly destroyed by women
I'm posting on Sup Forums, what the fucked did you expect a happy ending?

I don't know, user. Charges still not filed. He could get away with it! Fingers crossed here.

Assuming gf:
I'd put a dimond on the finger, stay in the relationship for three years, identify as a women near the three year mark, then divorce her shortly after three year mark, and make off with half of her shit.

Fucking brutal, yet weird.

LARP
Shockwave and Flash are different things.

Ouch, I know that feeling

Oof. Women turning "gay" is just a meme to say "I don't wanna be with you, and this is the only way I know how to portray it" had a gf do that to me.
Hey man, happy endings can happen, just hoped you would be apart of it.

Don't go off on a wild tangent now.

>I just tell my gf what positions to get in when I feel like it. The pussy feels good regardless

If that is the sex I wanted, it would be easier and cheaper to just go to a brothel.

Goddamn. You just have to ruin it, don't you.

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Went by Nico and did some porn in 2003 before vanishing. There's still a handful of us with a secret group that discusses her.

>does drugs with wife
>actually surprised to learn she's a degenerate whore

There is significant difference with woman who just lay there and get fucked and ones that activley fuck you as you do them.
Here's the thing though, every woman is capable to work her ass off for you in bed, but only if she is genuinly attracked to you.
Otherwise be sure that she only has sex with you because she wants something and thinks that with it she can get it.

I have seen so many men have their lives utterly destroyed by women. Like my brother who worked constantly and took care of his kid while his "disabled" wife would lay around getting high on prescription drugs. She wouldn't even cook dinner or wash the clothes in the washing machine and couldn't even babysit their kid. He would have to take of work to babysit his kid while she laid around in a drug induced daze.

Well surprise surprise her "disability" wasn't as bad as she made it out to be and she managed to find enough energy and time to go have sex with lots and lots of random men, but not enough to take care of her own kid. My brother should have known better but what can you do, a lot of guys are clueless and just want the marriage to stay together for the kid.

Women should literally have zero rights. Literally fucking zero.

I've seen this

>LARP
Shockwave and Flash are different things

THAT was the giveaway?
you're just not gestapo material, Abdul

nice roasty

I'd beat the shit out of her until her kidneys exploded then flee from the law only to be apprehended because I got in a fight with another woman at a gas station and had to beat the shit out of her too.

I know that's the monster girl doujin but what is the specific context of that snipit, or sauce on that chapter? I'm imagining it's reverse cuckolding since there's literally only one male.

Nah, I'm good
I live in an RV and have been furiously saving for retirement by saving every fucking dime I make and doing light investing
I'm not fucked in life, I just don't want to deal with the modern day relationships.
I wanted the happy ending forever after marriage and that's hit just doesn't seem to happen anymore

probably masturbate to it and then call a bunch of anons cuck to make myself feel better. i'm a simple man.

>that delicious roast beef
YES GIB

Can't really argue with that , I was young and naive is my only excuse

Act natural, observe her and then pick out somebody close to her to frame and wait for a good opportunity. Even if the framing doesn't get the fallguy arrested it still royally fucks with their investigation.

>fairly recognizable porn actress

what is her name?

Sup Forums is a very diverse board, people from all walks of life. You never know

Well best of luck with that! Hopefully nothing else will come and cuck you.
God bless.

Why do you think he's been single for 7 years and can't find a woman who likes him for who he is?

God damn. If he divorced her, I hope your brother got full custody.

I'd probably be in jail if I ever had to experience that shit. You don't fuck with a man's heart like that.

I find roasties kinda appealing. More realistic than a little pink slit, you know?

Honor killing time.

The closest thing to a friend that I have is this old ham radio operator who lives a mile from me that is in a wheelchair. I went over and fixed his HF antenna for him once and he was in tears because he was so grateful someone finally helped him. He had been trying to find help repairing it for months. We had coffee after while he chain smoked and then he gave me a bottle of unopened Glenfiddich as a thank you and I still go hang out with him on the weekends.

Exactly the look of a meth-head early in her addiction.

Sauce

were the guys she was with black?

Albert Einstein.