What were the lines, Sup Forums?

what were the lines, Sup Forums?

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>pre-writing your banter
the absolute STATE of marshall mathers

We'll never know
Hopefully

probably heroin

Trump pls respond

Mercifully.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP GROMPFT

AWFULLY HOT

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THE COFFEE POT IS HOT

I`VE GOT LINES READY
MOM`S SPAGHETTI

its not even eminem any more. its just some rich guy who took his place after getting plastic surgery. rich people used to buy cars when they had a midlife crisis now they take some famous persons place and he wasnt even the first one. 2 pron stars got replaced by some ugly hags because women are whores

Dear Trump, I wrote you but you still calling.
Everyone is laughing at me now, and I'm at home balling.
Why won't you respond, you leaving me here crying.
My career is dying I'll end up like the Myans.
Wish it was 2002.
Things were so much simpler and actually used to look up to you.
But I sold my sold to the Jew,
I would have been better off dying from poisoned Mountain Dew.
Who Knew,
That Marshall would turn into a bitch.
Less relevant by the Day, less respected than a snitch.
This Trump Curse is killing me like I got hexed by a witch.
I keep trying to strike back,
Just wish someone would take the mic back.
Would have better off dying in my youth like 2pac.

*still ain't calling

Lit

trump, you idiotic punk
i slay you in this rythm with reasons you a bum
first off
a wall? it really aint that simple
a mediocre testament that will leave us in a pickle
f'realdoe why you out here hating mexicans
that type of logic is really perplexing man
why can we be drawing flowers in the sand
reaping all the benefits of this stolen land
i love you boo boo

*my soul to the Jew

Fucking auto correct.

That's an awfully clogged
Anus I've got

t. feminem

Eminem is basically the male Chelsea Handler.

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA

You forgot.

COFFEE POT
COFFEE POT
COFFEE POT

>pls respond

is this guy on drugs again?

yall act like you've never seen a cuck before, spaghetti all over the floor i have CP sent right to my door

its the return of the middle aged wash up, no kidding, drumpf didnt just say what i think he did, did he?

and doctor dray says, ooga booga bix nood, where my ebt card at?

i think i let a couple of jews run in my head loose, but no worse than whats going on in bill clintons bedroom

sometimes i want to go out tv and be a mouth piece for marxists, and do, while canadians hump a dead moose

nigger cums on my lips nigger cums on my lips
out of good ideas so ill release a greatest hits

everyone wants to see their girls get blacked
everybody got a little bit of cuckold in em

retire already, oldman. your flow is stale even your daddy dre cant save your tracks

youtube.com/watch?v=8RrQgG6RDkQ

I am glad some white people are realizing eminem never put out any good music. He was a great freestyler though thanks to his white dna.

When Trump takes pity in Slim as a fatherly figure.
>Your son turned traitor of white race.
>Still your son
>Take the blows in a hope, that one day, son will see through the lies.
>You will be waiting till then.

I watched the Without Me video recently. My, how this man has fallen.

Fanship with eminem now over

Riff Raff is my new best rapper

Orange man moms spaghetti

>u oreng xddddddd

Eminem must have been coming in his little panties when he heard Trump won. He probably thought it was going to be a repeat of the Bush years for his career.

what if you participated in a rap battle, but rather than rap, you calmly and coherently state black crime statistics and recorded IQ differentials between different races of human beings?

DId he actually say that?

yes

Be better if it was rapped with infographics projected behind you while you rapped about them.

washed up I am
a little sauce with the lamb
Summer of Sam
sold the fuck out wham bam

Dear Drumpf
I knew you’d clap back cause your a chump
Keep your orangutan hands off my empowered ladies rumps

Keeping calm while this nazi is in power
Wishing all whites will throw me money like a shower
Even though I hate them like bush hates a twin tower

Taking black dick like no other
Came out as gay, but I’m still a brother
Writing these rhymes while beating my mother

You’re reign of terror is now over
Cause these rhymes show I ain’t no poser
I’m just a faggot trying to stay sober
But how can I seeing all these Nazis in the flyovers

I’m out drumpf

>op is gay
>motherfucker got aids
>his asshole is where black guys rage
>and remember to motherfucking sage
your thread is shit

Russian in with a narrative 'cos you can't fake the news
Gay frogs on the internet rejecting all your views
Wait no, now it's the nazis
Straight tho, now it's some guy
Fatties shitting in the street and screaming at the sky
Doesn't matter what we say it's gonna be a lie

>Would have better off dying in my youth like 2pac.


Absolute truth

Well, now, Donald Trump,
He's a real horse's rump,
Round and plump,
Takin' a dump,
In a perpetual slump,
Can't get over the hump,
Diagnosed with da mumps,
His brain a festering lump,
He ain't no mugwump,
His fists he bumps,
With other Republican chumps.

Ya heard?

>"Yo Dre, take your dick out my ass and drop that beat"
Uh, uh
Trump raysis n shiet, Word.
Donald a clown like ronald
tweetin like a bird.
orange face, and his base are rednecks
wakes up, doodoo in his shorts and the bed's wet
old man, dementia is what hes probably got
Thats an awfully hot coffee pot

>Dear Drumpf
>I knew you’d clap back cause your a chump
>Keep your orangutan hands off my empowered ladies rumps
>Keeping calm while this nazi is in power
>Wishing all whites will throw me money like a shower
>Even though I hate them like bush hates a twin tower
>Taking black dick like no other
>Came out as gay, but I’m still a brother
>Writing these rhymes while beating my mother
>You’re reign of terror is now over
>Cause these rhymes show I ain’t no poser
>I’m just a faggot trying to stay sober
>But how can I seeing all these Nazis in the flyovers
>I’m out drumpf

WHITE KEK FOUND

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>"coffee pot"
>"drumph"
>"he's orange"
>"fuck you"

*drops mic*

he got a suckoff for his ORIGINAL CHARACTER: DO NOT STEAL version of purple rain. fuck him.

the best song about him.
youtube.com/watch?v=91Z2SMzcmvw

could you elaborate user

Eminem, down and out
you soft now? take some vitamins
cialis? nah, nigga, you poppin' viagra

faded and greyed out, you busted wigger
the 90s are gone and you're just an actor
Pumping that fist for dead black men
That's funny, nigga, they'd rather cut that white-cracker head

Played yourself,
Fuck Trump? No wigger, fuck you!
Nobody is buying it from an S J W

Btw, enjoy that Trump curse
I hear it's a bitch
Nobody escapes,
especially soft faggots like you.

ding, ding,
time for round two.

Eminem, down and out
you soft now? take this advice
never fuck with Trump
you whining, two-bit chump

faded, greyed out, busted wigger
the 90s are gone and you acting triggered
Pumping that fist for some dead black men
Funny, they'd cut your white cracker head

Played yourself,
Fuck Trump? No wigger, fuck you!
Nobody is buying it from an S J W

Btw, enjoy the Trump curse
Nobody escapes it,
especially not pussies holding their purse.

Soft in the middle,
Soft in the head,
Soft in the bed,
Soft chump, no lead.

Kek

Mad, sad, old wigger.

Em can't compare, he's out nigged, see:

youtube.com/watch?v=qdsTUfDTEhQ

mom's spaghetti

kek

PAY ATTENTION TO ME DADDY!
REEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your name is donald like from disney
the duck what the fuck his beak orange
he swim in money in his storage
just like you , you big fat pumpkin ivanka on my dick she likes the humpin
i sold out but you still sellin , words come out of my mouth but you dont hear me yellin.
cant you see im angry and upset you dont want me to call my jewish overlords to crash your jet
yeh im slim shady , hillary made me but tonight imma clean out my closet
drinking water out of a flaucet
awfully hot must´ve smoked too much pot
yeah , fucking trump , fucking haha
-record ends.

>what were the lines, Sup Forums?
jerk store

dad's ravioli

Ebin

>I’m washed up. Give me attention.

im on suicide watch with pockets full of spahgetti

Trump or should I say blumpf
get fucked you washed up cheeto crumb
I've got lines ready
since last january
better build a great wall around yourself
before you find I dealt
a death blow to your shithole
trump get dumped
impeached out of the white house quicker
than I did when I put my career in the shitter
answer me trump ive been waiting so long
I'm eminem the Rap God

Trump ignoring MM is one of the greatest trolls ever.

>COFFEE POT!
>BLAH DEE BLA DOT!


>YO TRUMFFF WHY YOU SO STUPID?
>YOR HAIR IS SO NOT A GOOODFIT!

>I HACHO ASS SO MUCH!
>I POOP ON YOUR LUNCH!

>YER GONNA REEEGRETT DIS SHIT HEEYA!
>I GONNA PUNCH YOU AND DRINK BEEYA!

>GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FRUM!
>OR IM GONNA KICK YOU IN YO PASTY BUM!

My name is, my name is, my name is, ermmmm.

#

>I'm just a fan, a broken boy who never had no father, man
>to end this tension I just need attention like an old man needs a pension
>like a young foal, it is my goal, to have a bun of men ride me
>will you side with me, even if see Dr. Dre has been inside of me
>*queue Dido singing sad shit*

hot

I showed you my diss, please respond.

>what were the lines, Sup Forums?

who the fuck cares?

Drump’s gotta go, I’m sick of his Cheeto Fro, Oh no,
That sounds racist, I didn’t mean it though
Trumps hands so small he cant even hold his dick, I didn’t mean that,
Im not implying that he has a big prick, nor do I wanna give it a lick,
Im not a total homo, I just use grinder to finda Daddy like trump
To break my rump and make me forget what I did when Dre gave me a hump.
And all the niggers I sucked to get these bucks, im sorry I couldn’t tell the world at the time
But ima use this rhyme to say I respect homosex and drinking wine.
Im Eminem, the sensitive rap(e)per, no time for rhymes when I take truth to paper
Pape, rape, pap, rap. My wordplay is superior like Bennie Macs anal flapes.

I keep my rhymes ready
Mom's spaghetti

Yeah

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nt

>nigger rhymes
i hope you're larping

JUST

10/10
I actually sang

Knowing that faggot is just sitting there waiting for a response that's never going to come is so fucking priceless.

well have to wait until the crack wears off

You need to tweet that shit to eminem.

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>I've got lines ready
Looks like he snorted one of them already.

The butthurt here is just incredible. Daddy Trump didn't respond to him, and now he's almost spanking his own bottom just to feel something. What a loser.

Sort of like Hydrogen vs. Boost

youtube.com/watch?v=TUyh3VzZksA

hes right. the current eminem is a clone. the old eminem died long ago after he sold his soul to the illuminati NWO

do you really think the old Eminem would really care about protest about the president being homophobic mysognist racist?

just listen to the shit the old eminem used to say in his music:
youtube.com/watch?v=E3olE6bHjBw

his own ex wife tried to kill herself after she heard that song ^

How pathetic

Nothing more pathetic than a 50yo 12yo. Drop dead m&m.

Why don't we meme this wigger as /ourguy/ and make him lose himself?

youtube.com/watch?v=xdgjDRqiFRM

"Here I sit; broken hearted. Tried to shit, but only farted. Why don't you message back? Missing you, Marshall."

Liberals either don't know what gender or race they are. No helping these people. Who cares what they "think"

Em, you don't think Trump ain't loaded and ready?

Feel your hand, beotch.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZxBvB7AZRkU

Based af

I forget, what finishing school did Eminem go to again?

I can't understand why a guy who owes his life and career to Jewish music executives has become so political. Not political in the sense of actually discussing policy, but political in the sense of parrating whatever his masters tell him.

I take it in the poop chute
Eminem I've got more rainbows then fruit loops
You're orange XD

Hmmmm. YES!

I'm goyim slave for my kike masters,
I'm getting plastered in calabasis,
When i see a hook nosed kike that needs his ass licked,
I oblige the request.
Donald Trump, you hurt more than my feelings,
Since dissing you,
my bank account has taken a beating.
No one listens to my record but Jewish demons.
Got rick Rubin making music out in Arruba,
I'm getting stretch by niggers dicks,
my asshole looks like a tuba.
But compared to you, I'm much looser,
Donald Trump wouldn't comp my bill at his estate, for retribution, I bismirch the man's name.
And mike pence, you have no love for the gays, like when spaghetti in a bowling pot, you will bend for days.
Kim left me because I never hit puberty,
I am finally able to grow a beard at 43.
I don't mind if my daughter's get plowed by illegals,
When I see that waving flag,
I think of eagles.
Coffee pot.

kek

yep.