TFW

you will never be a Canadian living off the great white north

Alaskan here
I have everything you have plus freedom
suck it

>Canada
>great
>white
>north
>

the cold fuckin sucks
t. upstate new york

Well, North at least.

>tfw you're a Canadian

>you will never be a Canadian living off the great white north
Thank you Jesus

thats a pretty big fish

dont like the cold?

Northern Pike, they are monsters. no natural predators

And neither will you .. Unless you are an Injun/Metis or "new arrival"

>leaf

I saw a snapping turtle sunning itself.. I thought someone had dumped a satellite dish in the bush until it told me to fuck off and slide into the water.. It is the true king of the north .. probably 100 years old nothing fucks with him but man.

youre right, because i am literate and have internet. the only people who will be canadian living off the great white north are somalians and haitians

For you

so much mad in here.

hehe not quite.. they stay in the city.. have you not noticed they are scared shitless of the wild . watch the first episode of season two of a show called Alone.. the big strong ex-military nigger taps out the first day .. not even one night in the bush ..

The future of canada will be like south africa.. cities war zones filled with niggers and the whites doing just fine far away from them. (I live in the bush and haven't seen a nigger in years)

Wtf!!!! So what do Canadians use to hunt? Trudeau brand dildos?

Thank god.

Only niggers and gooks trophy hunt.

Not white

>the cold fuckin sucks

Mutt can't handle some cold, non white. How are you liking having 40 million black people 52%'rs?

wtf leaf bro .. i was just calling it like it is.. not mad at all .. what i said is true.. the cost of a fishing\hunting license is crazy.. I know life long hunters that don't even bother anymore .. they just go to the hunt camp and drink or be cookie .. take a bit of game if its offered.. you can buy a grass fed beef side for cheaper than the cost (once you add it all up).
Unless you are poaching.. if its to eat Im good with it .. if you are killing game to shoot or a trophy i have a problem with that.

You wanna tilly buddy?

That's a damn fine pike user

Can tell this is good pike water by the reed I see there, not so deep here it goes on forever it looks like

>OP's face when he learns I never have and never will feel the touch of snow, let alone sub zero tempretures
feels tropical bro

>I got over 1m of the shit everywhere outside

We shoot cougars because they eat our cattle and are dangerous. Its just pest control.

Now THAT is a nice Muskie bud too bad they are filled with tiny bones and meat that tastes like an old shoe

you make fish cakes out of them, pretty good desu. When I was a kid we used to sell them to this swedish company for awhile.

For which I give thanks to God every day.

You ever tried eating muskellunge or pike you dipshit? Have fun with those lobe bones ya jackass

It's a pike

I'm dead tired after work today and the missus wants to go ice fishing early tomorrow urghhh

eelpout master race

pike & muskies btfo

archeologists confirm that ambrosia consisted of raw eelpout liver

>ywn eat raw fish all day every day

>you will never be a Canadian
Feels good man!

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tfw zero fucks are give

a few months of cold is good
about 3/4 of the way through it i start getting pissed and get excited for warmth so i can go outside and exercise

>fresh water
>lots of fish
>wood to burn

sounds comfy

Manitoba has the best fresh water fishing in the world, millions of lakes and an abundance of healthy walleye

gorges

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are you a nigger?

>eating moose
>eating caribou heart stew
>eating seal

fuck bro I really wanna eat a seal

pfff fresh water fish... enjoy your lack of DHA, albino.

you forgot the free money we get

You could really cram a lot of crack in that thing!

What does first nation cock actually taste like?

Canadians, come west. You'll get paid and Chang will be culturally enriched.