Mormons?

Red-Pill on Mormons? I'm a singe fully bearded, conservative male with net assets of 3 million or so. I'm single, voted for Trump and drive a 5 year old Honda Accord. I post on Sup Forums /pol regularly.

Today, while cooking dinner two very attractive young female Mormons rang my condo bell. I didn't answer, but somehow they got past the shittty security, and knocked on my door, as I played the piano.

They were both blond, and fit and. I was tempted to see if any of the two were interested, but I kept it civil. They were wheat field-girl hot, and due to the proclivity of the sanctity of marriage for Mormons, I was interested.

They didn't ask for money, but they claimed they where missionaries. I made a joke about missionaries working in a resort level condo, versus some African nightmare. They both laughed.

So they invited me to service.

What am I in for? Some indoctrination seminar?
Why do they send hot young church members to proselytize single men in a high-end condo?

I went to the Mormon wiki, but is there a quick rundown?

Other urls found in this thread:

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5279669/Mormon-missionaries-practice-cringe-worthy-pick-lines.html
blairwatsontribute.net/Psychological/Effects_of_Mormonism.html
nytimes.com/2013/07/10/realestate/commercial/mormon-backed-mall-breathes-life-into-salt-lake-city.html
lds.org/topics/race-and-the-priesthood?lang=eng
abcnews.go.com/US/wave-mormon-missionaries-young-energetic-female/story?id=27924269
lds.org/bc/content/ldsorg/topics/missionary/MissionaryHandbook2006Navigate.pdf
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

post proofs if real

the thing about mormons is that it's hard to be a mormon. it's expensive and weird and as a result it's exclusionary enough that it actually sort of functions like a religion is supposed to. that said, they're soft on non-whites let alone the JQ.

Mormons ain't the future, the Amish are

>All German or otherwise Germanic
>Most speak German, some only know German
>Close nit families
>So close they don't have to pay social security
>Numbers expanding rapidly due to families having an average of 7 kids
>Only marry other Amish

At their current rate of expansion, there'll be about 20 million of them in Canada and the US by 2120. They will be one of the white religious groups that take over.

Mormons are a Satanic cult. But you know this because you post is bullshit - you're just another fucking Mormon larping as an indecisive idiot. Fuck off back to your Satanic temple you filthy antichrist.

proof?

They did leave a card. Non whites? Do they have mixed in their church. I've been to Utah, multiple times for the national parks there.

Why would thy ring my bell only? Why single me out? There is a single Jewish lady next door of around my age with probably similar monetary assets. Why did they not knock on their door?

I'm actually catholic or somewhat. I don't know if I'm catholic anymore... what with the pope cucking out n shit.

Def. not a normon. Satanic cult? give me some red pills brother.

Antichrist promoters show true colors

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5279669/Mormon-missionaries-practice-cringe-worthy-pick-lines.html

They're a cult. The church changes doctrine for political reasons and claim it's because God changed his mind. They used to practice polygamy and excluded blacks from the church because they were cursed by God, but now they think "white supremacy" is evil and God loves blacks all the sudden

Joseph Smith (their prophet) was a Freemason

>pictures of dumb white whore pretending to not be a whore while she is photographed by some fagget who sells photos of dumb white whores
Every time

Their religious beliefs are batshit, but they have healthy communities.

Bullshit

blairwatsontribute.net/Psychological/Effects_of_Mormonism.html

will look into this.

arent freemasons good? wood workers n stuff.

this is interesting. They seem to not be like the current Pope.
ok will consider this. The poly -wives smacks of cuck shit, but I remember the bible has some men with multiple wives.

Should I even go to their "service"?

They're soft on non-whites, but relative to what? Certainly not soft relative to, for example, Catholics

>votes for trump
>drives a japmoblie

you fuckers have no couth, do you?

>net assets of 3 million or so
>high-end condo
Nice LARP OP, still fake and gay though. I'm taking that the only things that are true are that:
>I'm single, voted for Trump and drive a 5 year old Honda Accord. I post on Sup Forums /pol regularly.
I also take "fully bearded"as a neck beard. Mormons are gullible heretics that should kill themselves, just like you.

> they didn’t ask for money

Ohhh. You just wait..... juuuuust wait.

Ex mormon checking in. Ask me anything.
My advice is, don’t do it. Mormonism started off as a polygamist cult in 1830 by the founder and self-professed prophet Joseph Smith. He later claimed to have seen God and found magical golden plates apparently written by Jews who left Jerusalem in 600 BC and sailed to America where they had cowboys-vs-Indians battles for a couple hundred years. Anyways it’s all a hoax — Joe Smith has simply plagiarized a recently published fiction novel and passed it off as his own. Eventually people got tired of Joseph Smith extorting their money and dicking their wives so they shot him dead. The remaining Mormons moved to Utah (then Mexico still) where they settled down and continued their polygamist ways. Later they caved in to government pressure and ended some of their cultist practices, but to this day Mormons:
-don’t drink alcohol, smoke, drink coffee
-pay 10% of gross income as “tithing”
-do baptisms for dead people without consent of family
-force young men and women to go on two-year “missions” on their own personal expense to recruit more converts
-wear magic underwear they call Garments
-clean their own church buildings and scrub toilets
-meanwhile the “church” uses your tithing money to build shopping malls tax-free
-do crazy Masonic temple rituals you can find secretly filmed on YouTube
-be followed around and visited monthly by other members as a form of self-policing
.....And there’s a whole lot more. In any case it’s a batshit crazy cult. Some of the people are nice but the LDS cult is only after your money.
Also the “sister missionaries” will tell you to meet with the men (“Elders”) instead because they’re never supposed to be in the same room as a man without a chaperone approved by their boss (“mission president”).

TL;DR - Don’t do it user.

Honda is manufactured in USA, versus Ford- mexico. Really actives my almonds.

ok, what is non heretic? Non catholic, surely.

>3 million in assets
>drives 5 year old Honda
KYS you boring piece of shit. Im not surprised that you are attracted to mormonism. Some people don’t deserve money I swear. Life is too short to drive boring cars.

Dude,
If you're blonde and have the money to afford multiple blonde wives to have dozens of children, go for it. Convert on the condition of marrying the wheat field missionaries that came to your door and then some.

Petter pony up that 10% per month friend, else you'll get the cold shoulder and never learn the secret handshakes

This x9000.....

The moment you "join" and start "tithing"...that's 3% to 1/3 of your yearly income.

Always remember, mormons are about one thing and one thing only.

Money....and the rest of it is just to control weak minded people.

> t. lived in utah for 4 years

The moment you see the temple in salt lake city, it becomes clearly obvious what they are about.

>They did leave a card
Send picture of card with timestamp reading “Bonsoir faggots” or GTFO

most helpful post in thread, award.

the ten percent, I've heard of this, and the don't drink booze, cafine and smoke is consistent with pol values, I guess.

The missions kinda jibe with what I see, didn't know they use their own expenses for this. Would be interesting to larp a bit with the two wheat girls.
>magical underwear. Gonna have to look that up.

>the shopping malls built by donations, tax free, another thing I'll have to research.

Not gonna do it, but I'll look up the info you provided, and I'll larp with them for the luls.

I don't really have a religoin, but I have disdain for the current crop of ladies- roasties, and sluts with no future hope except some std medical benefits from the government.

its a legitimate method to acquire more wealth. I do admit, that my 4cyl. Honda does not attract females though.

convert? Everyone in this thread is saying stay away, and don't sip the cool-aid.

looks like a "white" church to me.

not a digits guy, but this is pretty interesting.

I'll give you credit that you CAN find a nice white girl

If you're good looking join what they call a 'single's ward' where there are a bunch of single morms looking to smash (after you get hitched of course :^)) and maybe, just maybe you'll find one who's attractive enough to breed.

Magic underwear is really just some long-john type shit you wear under your clothes, protects you from fire and stabbings trust me bro

>its a legitimate method to acquire more wealth. I do admit, that my 4cyl. Honda does not attract females though.

He’s already aquired it dumbass. Yet he still lives a pathetic boring life and is inquiring about mormonism on Sup Forums. Also he HAD to mention that he had a beard. OP really should drink bleach.

See pic related for magic undies. Supposed to be worn 24/7 to protect from spiritual and physical dangers... You hear crazy stories of Mormons who apparently survive car crashes because they were wearing those Garments!
Look up “Cedar Creek Center” mall in Salt Lake. The LDS prophet famously attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony and told believers, “Let’s go shopping!” Sauce for a decent starting point:
nytimes.com/2013/07/10/realestate/commercial/mormon-backed-mall-breathes-life-into-salt-lake-city.html
LDS cult is all about the $$$. Have fun larping but be nice to those girls. They’re just hopelessly brainwashed and trying to do what they think is right. I was one of their missionaries too once upon a time.

> looks like a "white" church to me.

Check out that GOLD on top of the spires and other areas of the building, and that's not to mention the inside.

Oh, and BTW....

Not supposed to drink soda (caffeine), but the church owns a LARGE chunk of PepsiCo.

Not supposed to smoke, but guess who owns a substancial stake in Phillip Morris....who makes the vast majority of cigarettes in the US.

Not supposed to drink, but as long as the bar is a "private club", you can buy a membership card for a year so you drink hard liquor....otherwise I think they can only serve beer.

The state owns and runs ALL the liquor stores in the state.

And every book pretty much written by anyone who's left the church has nothing but bad to say about them.

You'll find out just how nice they are the moment you tell them you aren't interested in attending the church, cause they will drop you like a bad habit.

I was mormon for 3 years. If you are Christian, avoid this cult. They are going to omit a lot until you convert. Search about the fake prophecies their "prophets" made and the relations they had with freemasons.

Some of their beliefs:
>God is married with our "Heavenly mother"
>They are going to be gods afterlife.
>Eternal families
>They baptize people who died
>Every man have to go for a "mission" for two years.
>One of their prophets said Adam is God.

Their communities are pretty active and they help each other a lot. If you join the cult, they will give you "calls" and you will be like a slave there.

Private clubs got disbanded a while ago bruh

Go to mormon.org; all answers are there.

Masonic faggot pedo cult

May as well attend a service with these guys while your at it. Hey, their founder was a neckbeard...

>singles ward
Nah bro, “singles wards” are for lazy-yes 40-year-old single moms. Look for a “young single adults” (“YSA”) ward instead, that’s where you find the comely viriginal women. Granted many are landwhales and hamplanets...
Also never fully understood why Mormons call their congregations “wards.” That word is more fitting for an institution for the mentally retarded

>mormons aren't Christian
>john smith attempted to appropriate Christianity
>Christians do not believe the book of mormon is Scripture
>the book of mormon contains historical errors
>mormon "prophets" contradict each other on polygamy

Here's the rundown

Mormon girls only do it in the butt

Take it or leave it. Cause you can't fuck their pussy unless jesus gives you the thumbs up

Forgot to mention Mormons believe God lives on a planet named Kolob that orbits a star called Kokobeam and each day there is 1,000 years here. Joseph Smith learned this from an Egyptian book of the dead he claimed he could read

The only mormon I've ever known on a personal level is a half-uncle. He is somehow a religious fundamentalist and traditional GOP conservative, yet a fat aspie piece of shit who's pumped out a child every 3 years and lives almost entirely off of government gibs and welfare because he has some kind of rare genetic heart defect. Did I mention it has a retardedly high probability of being expressed in children if it is expressed in the parent? The family is also incredibly pro-Israel and basically jew cucks, and considering he wasn't always that radically cucked and that they visit mormon "church" multiple times a week leads one to conclude that Joseph Smith was one of (((them))).

Anyway, Mormons on the whole have similar beliefs about the bible to other american fundamentalists, especially groups like the Quiverful (of the Duggar family fame); they take "go forth and multiply" very literally, and (so I'm told by the ones I know) generally use literal interpretation of Genesis (they're Young Earthers). But none of that even touches on the actual book of Mormon, which was written by a teenager who claimed to have found MAGIC GOLDEN TABLETS upon which were etched the bible-friendly story of the western hemisphere (basically, the jews came to america in 600 BC, and after Christ resurrected, he came to america and continued to preach to this other group of chosen). But hey, if you're a good enough person when you die, you get an entire planet to rule over as god. Btw those gold tablets were written in a 'mysterious language' that only Joseph Smith could interpret. And the modern Mormon church believes the Dead Sea Scrolls are a Book of Mormon from the eastern hemisphere. So... crazy Pro-Israel Jewish shills. Stay away, OP.

>I'm a singe fully bearded, conservative male with net assets of 3 million or so. I'm single, voted for Trump and drive a 5 year old Honda Accord. I post on Sup Forums /pol regularly.

Literally, why did you feel the need to include this?

>the relations they have with freemasons

when your "temple" and "funny undies" are covered with masonic symbols

If you suck dick then being Mormon is great. If you don't suck dick I recommend politely sending those pretty young ladies back on their way. I know, I know, you'd love to have a beautiful, faithful, traditional wife and shitloads of children. And you will have these things, but only if you swallow more semen than a Nickelodeon actress during sweeps. They never lie to you - they never tell you, "Oh and you won't have to go down on any men" but they don't exactly come out and say it either. They don't politely inform you that your throat will basically be a disposal unit for jism. But mark my words, user. The split second you officially fully convert, they start calling your mouth a pussy.

The girls sure are cute though, aren't they?

OP is a lying faggot. Women can't be missionaries in the mormon church, faggot.

>mormon
white person islam, basically

Don't listen to this guy. He is either lying or didn't learn much about the religion.

I stopped reading at:

>Mormonism started off as a polygamist cult

The reason is because polygamy wasn't a integral part of the religion until AFTER Mormons were driven from their original land and made the journey to Utah for religious freedom. The only reason that polygamy happened was because men were dying during the traveling, and women were not to be left alone so they were assigned to be married to other men in order to keep them watched over. Of course Joseph Smith always got the hot tight little eighteen year olds while the other men got the old hags.

Polygamy hasn't been practiced by the Mormon church for quite some time.


OP, I suggest you do your own research and follow what you believe to be true.

In closing, my testimony is that The Jesus Christ's Church of Latter Day Saints is an excellent church that practices great family and personal values. What they believe in is a little crazy, but everything is taught for a reason. Alongside that, the church is not for everyone, as it is strict, and just like every other religion: it is ruined by the people in it turning it into a clique rather than focusing on the message and lessons it provides.

Go to a service and decide for yourself if the gift of the holy spirit is for you, brother.

this.

>bearing your testimony on Sup Forums

shiggy diggy do

...

Shiggy your diggy all you want but my words may end up being the ones that help save a fellow man who is lost.

>being this upset someone is willing to bear a testimony into a void of lost souls stuggling to find their own personal truth in a world that is dark and filled with terrors (niggers)

ISHYGDDT

They have their own irs
The leaders are kikes
They believe they are the lost tribe of kikes
/Thread

Only kikes post porn
This kike wants you to join
Always do the opposite of what kikes say

You had me until "as I played the piano".
6/10 ight shitpoat user

Self-witnessed
>We must secure a future for bbbrrraaaaaaaaappppps and *snniiiiiiifffffffs

Holy smokes
Kek confirmed for degenerate fart sniffer

>talks about lost souls while posting lewds

I think you may have become lost yourself. Remember the bible is the word of god, not the book of mormon, senpai

I'm glad you're still here doing God's work brap poster

I just know how to get a post noticed as I have been on this board a while. Why are you so self-righteous for a man who claims to be of his father's work?

I expericned this. Moab, Utah has a placed called "state liquor". They decent beers, but the bars had booze with less alchol. It was strange, but I didn't go to moab for the beer. I went there for the off roading and the mountains.

>27 y/o neet, answer door to a couple old jehovah's witnesses one morning
>talk for a moment but tell them I don't want to have this conversation, too invasive in missionary work, too fire/brimstone
>think I'd rather talk to qt missionary girls, why do they not send those out
>a few days later mormon sister missionaries show up, both qt
>intense sweating, agree to meet with them again
>had meeting recently, because I secretly want to get back into a church and live in accordance with God despite being a sinning drunk neet dweeb
>VERY skeptical about all this mormon stuff, I'd really just want the New Testament and a nice non-denominational church

They gave me a book of Mormon but all of they stuff just seems like rubbish. I can't get rid of that juxtaposition of thinking about those old guys and how I'd rather speak to girls. Very modestly dressed, very kind. I kinda want to see a service but I'm in such a state I don't really have proper attire to wear and not come off as a complete outsider. wat do

>Why do they send hot young church members to proselytize single men in a high-end condo?
Are you fucking dumb?

If something needs women to sell it, it is a scam, are you even wealthy?

this

a couple of mil is not wealth, but I am retired, and in late 30's. I work with wood as a hobby now, and currently I'm addicted to restoring hand planes. ALso building stuff.
Honda Accord is a good car, and reliable.
-t. ned flanders?

watch tower? Aint the the creepy Jehova thing.

Because BYU kept losing to Utah State and University of Utah in football.

>Today, the Church disavows the theories advanced in the past that black skin is a sign of divine disfavor or curse, or that it reflects unrighteous actions in a premortal life; that mixed-race marriages are a sin; or that blacks or people of any other race or ethnicity are inferior in any way to anyone else. Church leaders today unequivocally condemn all racism, past and present, in any form.

lds.org/topics/race-and-the-priesthood?lang=eng

Also, "La Raza" is completely in-tune with Mormons theology.

Mormon "prophets" can contradict each other, and therefore will change its ideology at any whim. So, even if it's good for your generation, it may be bad for your grandchildren, as elderly Mormons are realizing now.

Didn't know that they called groups "wards". This is why I come here.

Becoming Mormon includes being assigned a HOUSE OF ISREAL. It happens when you receive your patriarchal blessing. My dad is a stake president and thinks of Mormons as technically Jews.

those numbers are confusing because the concept of age is a noun, while the numbers shown are adjectives. A better title would be: "When was your church born?". or something like that.

...

more inside infom. more to research.

>The family is also incredibly pro-Israel and basically jew cucks, and considering he wasn't always that radically cucked and that they visit mormon "church" multiple times a week leads one to conclude that Joseph Smith was one of (((them))).
not sure what you mean? who visits the church mutilple times? jews?

Not to mention the fact that if you marry one you will end up in a Mormon Temple. To enter you will have to perform known Masonic rites. They were worse before 1991.

I recall the golden tablets from the southpark ep.

Mormons are VERY pro Isreal. They also share an old victim complex from when they were driven from state to state leading west back in the early days of the church and that's always stuck with the culture.

>beard. Since I'm retired, I decied to grow a beard and wood work.
>3 mill
I talked about this I like money
>single
I wanted to talk about the girls in the mormon chuch. Thanks to some posts here, I can tell it will be a fight to get the magic undies off, but when I do, it's be in the chicks ass.

>Voted Trump
Everyone here supports Trumps, unless a shill.

>Honda
Good car, good on gas, and reliable.

>posts on Sup Forums.
well, I'm not a newb. Remember, here forever.

I don't see is. More to lookinto.

They were cute, which seems more in line with jew methods, but the sucking dick info does not mesh with the girls.
you telling me they force converts to suck penis?

Two girls came to my door- no other door and knocked and claimed to be missionary's. They left a card. I've seen the male versions- they wear a suit and tie. I have not seen the female version until today.

abcnews.go.com/US/wave-mormon-missionaries-young-energetic-female/story?id=27924269

1/10 bait, got me to respond to your shitty larp.
Nice try though.

LDS=mormon?

> Of course Joseph Smith always got the hot tight little eighteen year olds
Sounds like a decent fellow.

>The reason is because polygamy wasn't a integral part of the religion until AFTER Mormons were driven from their original land and made the journey to Utah for religious freedom.

They were "driven from their original land" BECAUSE polygamy was illegal.

Don’t listen to that fool. Young women can be missionaries, they just can’t have the priesthood.
Young male missionaries = “Elders”
Young female missionaries = “Sisters”

I'm not lost. Just wondering about where is the wheat girl store.

Good info, though. I might go to sermon? service?

OP full of shit, they do not EVER send out qt's for missionary cold calls. Only the boys go out.
(they aint stupid, neither are we)

>kikes
I do see some similarity. But they believe in Jesus n stuff right?

and Ima ex mormon

Yes, LDS is mormon. It’s short for Latter Day Saint, which is derived from the cult’s official name. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

what pol cant play music?

didn't notice the the poster because of the ass pimples.

The intiaion rites are almost verbatim copies of the Scottish Rite masonic intiation oathes.... It's a cult man, but it has benefits. If they hink yer for real, they willmake available a hot white wife for you, but you gotta pay the tithe for a awile, go to temple etc etc. It's uber weird especially if you slack off or try to leave... If you're in Utah or majority Mormon in city in ID, MT, WY etc, you better be self employed because they will simply not consider non Mormons for hire/promotion etc etc.

i passed up on a cute but plain mormon girl who liked me when i was an edgy atheist years ago. I still regret now that i am looking for a good woman,even though i still don't believe

even if you don't follow the faith it would be worth pretending for a loyal and beautiful wife

>claims to be ex Mormon
>knows jack shit about Mormon church
They certainly do send out Sisters for cold calls (OP they call knocking on doors “tracting.”) Sisters do the exact same work Elders do, they just generally have more success because more people are down to meet with two cuties than two weird boys... though Sisters attract a lot of crazies too, especially homeless folks.

I had some greentexting up a little while ago, they did send out qts and now I'm in panic mode

so you also saw two female mormons...

they have a dress code? I have some biz suites, but seeing thay they have the underwear thing....

sendng out two chicks seems unsafe. How do they feel about guns? Are Utah gun laws restrictive.

Yeah missionaries have a pretty strict dress code. It’s all in their Missionary Handbook:
lds.org/bc/content/ldsorg/topics/missionary/MissionaryHandbook2006Navigate.pdf
Page 10 will have info on dress and appearance. Lots of other interesting things there too

They were dressed in winter clothing I guess because of the temp here. Skirts, dresses, boots. Nothing revealing absolutely (which I liked). They do that sort of thing in church sans jackets/coats. The men wear button shirts, khakis, ties. Coat/blazer maybe.

If you continue lessons, I am sure the girls will be replaced by males. Yes there are female missionaries, but they will generally only work with female 'investigators'. There is no dick-sucking. That kolob nonsense is mentioned in passing in a more obscure scripture as the star closest to the throne of God - no one believes that God lives there.
Sunday service is pretty chill, Mormons are very friendly to visitors. There is no sermon, just some hymns and testimony from Ward members and the sacrament in the first hour. Second hour is Sunday school - there are different classes for newcomers, children, and established members. Third hour is split by gender for further lessons.