Elves don't deserve the hate

Elves don't deserve the hate.

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Why the fuck didn't she get more time?

Just because I want to brutally rape every elf regardless of gender doesn't mean I hate them.

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Anyone called Pelinal?

because bell needs to god hack speed grind a couple more levels before she joins his party

You realize it's only a matter of time before this thread goes full /tg/, correct?

I want to repopulate the elves

>You will never be able to buy a knife-ear slave
>You will never be able to go to the knife-ear getto and take out your frustrations by beating on a dark elf without fear of retribution

y evn lv

Knife ears are shit. The only good knife ear to ever exist was Feanor.

Fucking knife ear scum. The only good elf is a dead elf.

>I AM ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES

What are some good anime where Elves are actually something more than just Northern Europeans with pointy ears?

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME, YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES

She was too OP, she woulda easily solved any problems Bell should overcome himself if she had become part of the main cast.

Elves are for sexually annihilating, followed by falling in love.
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The website itself disagrees.

Elves are for breeding out of existence.

I want to marry a cute elf girl, and make half elves with her.

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Kill all knife-ears.

YES, THEY DESERVE THE COCK.

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Shut up, slut bucket

Marci is quite the slut, she let's all the boys put their pickles on her.

This elf is perfection.

Too bad the anime totally fucked up her entire arc.

they're a bunch of snobby, stuck-up long-eared wankers. Fuck them!

Elves are for cucking us

>elf
>lives for thousands of years
>doesn't reach maturity until hundreds of years of age
>a 16 year old human adventurer is as capable as a 600 year old elf

Elves deserve the hate.

>Elves don't deserve the hate.
Exactly, they deserve all the "love" that they can get.

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>>doesn't reach maturity until hundreds of years of age
That really doesn't happen anywhere.

>>lives for thousands of years

And yet they're still content to live in ewok houses

>And yet they're still content to live in ewok houses
They're mostly a chaotic race. despite living so long they never get anything done due to their short time preference.

Nice headcanon. Doesn't make any sense though, but prove it with something out of anime and manga, because that's where we are.

>Nice headcanon
Don't know about tolken but elves in DnD are listed as often chaotic.
Anime elves don't have deep lore they just superficial borrow them.

What did record of the lodoss war say about them? that seems like the least fetish bait work with them.

Jamal pls.
Don't bully Sven.

Elves have bad work ethics. They tend to lose themselves in details and procrastinate. Also they rarely finish what they start.

If Elves lived in the modern age they'd probably all be hikki/NEET.

Chaotic in DnD terms doesn't mean that they have short term preference.

Even more headcanon. When will this thread start to be about anime and manga?

Nah, I would rather slowly conquer a nice dark elf with my love.

It's not about anime and manga, it's about elves.

I always associated chaos to include with it some sort of impulsiveness so with that would include aspects of time preference with it, but maybe that's trying to see things that aren't there.

Maybe it's what I get for using Frederic Bastiat's The Law as my bases for Lawful Good.

Well then, It's still headcanon, you aren't coming up with anything

>I always associated chaos to include with it some sort of impulsiveness
It can, but not necessarily, as a downside and flaw. But even being impulsive doesn't mean short term preference, you can take long term actions on a whim for whatever reason.

>headcanon
Pro-tip: there is no such thing as "canon" when it comes to Elves. They were not invented by a specific person who can decide what is canon and what isn't.

user, there is a general consensus on what can constitute an elf. Pointy ears being one thing. Everyone agrees that they have pointy ears. But when I would come into the thread and would claim that they don't have them, you would tell me that I'm a retard. Because the majority of all works show them with pointy ears. How else do you think we are supposed to communicate about this fictional race? By just making shit up on the fly, which will only lead to confusion and talking past each other?

So, where are all these elves with bad work ethics? There are so many settings out there, you should be able to come up with some. I can think of one, actually just one edition of that setting. Bonus points for anime and manga.

And then people shit on me for wanting these threads deleted.

When it comes to mythological elves there is no evidence of them having pointy ears. And elves having bad work ethics in comparison with humans? That's fairly common. Obviously elven scum would disagree here, claiming that humans are too short-sighted and don't ponder enough on their actions, but who would listen to what elves say?

>When it comes to mythological elves there is no evidence of them having pointy ears
Elves are also gods, demi-gods, fey, dwarves and trolls in mythology. You are just adding to the confusion with this, because we are explicitly talking about elves from fantasy.
>That's fairly common
Well, you are still not able to come up with anything, and the with the rest of the post you are sounding like someone that just wants to make elf-haters look bad on purpose.

Still not anime and manga.

Don't see you contributing any canonical elf lore.
Elves dress like sluts because they need exposed skin as a conduit for casting magic.
Your word against Lune's.

This is not from anime and manga, disregarded.

You choose the wrong side.

>because we are explicitly talking about elves from fantasy.
Again: there is no such thing as "elves from fantasy" because there is not a single type of canon. Anyone can invent some kind of creature, call it elf and be done with it.

>Well, you are still not able to come up with anything
Elves have in lots of settings a reputation of being excellent craftsmen that put a lot of effort into their work and spend literally centuries perfecting their art. Humans however often manage to accomplish similar feats within their short lives - if that isn't a clear sign of better work ethics then I don't know.

how could you hate these soft cuddly animals

Nobody hates them. But some people out there seriously believe they deserve human rights.

>Elves dress like sluts because they need exposed skin as a conduit for casting magic.

This is now officially canon.
I am now writing an elven official lore to be used by writers and artists everywhere.

>Again: there is no such thing as "elves from fantasy"
Except all the elves from fantasy.
>because there is not a single type of canon
Yes, that is true, but as I already explained they often have much in common, or else you wouldn't call them elves.
>Anyone can invent some kind of creature, call it elf and be done with it
Pic related is an elf now. Now present this "elf" to the public and see what happens.
>Humans however often manage to accomplish similar feats within their short lives
No, the trope goes that elfen stuff is better.

It's probably like this: You don't know shit about elves, but for some unknown reason still want to shitpost about them. So you will defend making shit up instead of reading books, because that's hard. Hell, apparently even reading manga or watching anime is hard.

Elves are slender and thin, though.

Still wanting on that cg set, inari.

Where is the anime and manga?

>Except all the elves from fantasy.
Which differ from setting to setting.

>Yes, that is true, but as I already explained they often have much in common, or else you wouldn't call them elves.
No, they don't. Pointy ears is the most common trait but in terms of personality you have all kinds of elves. From superhuman Tolkien elves to the gutter rats of Dragon Age.

>No, the trope goes that elfen stuff is better.
Elven propaganda.

Also, you clearly haven't played Arcanum where this specific topic is one of the central elements of the game. During an industrial revolution in a fantasy settings the more long-lived races became marginalised. Humans, with their drive to accomplish something during their short lives, have fully harnessed industrial power and embraced the modern world while Elves and Dwarves could not adapt. Races that would ponder centuries over which wood to use for building a bow, often specifically growing the tree and watching it grow for that purpose, are going to fail in contrast with a human who just does things and takes what he needs to succeed.

Elves are an inferior race who lack the right mindset to make full use of their long lives. Keeping them as slaves seems only fitting.

That's right.

People should pay more respect to nature and those who revere it.

Just because someone believes in "natural law" doesn't make them uncivilized.
Appreciation for the arts should be respected more, and not just traditional arts like music but also modern artistic pursuits such as death games

Cg sets are sequential, there for honorary manga.
What, are you gonna tell us to go to /jp/ to talk about nip elves?

Elves have no souls.

>Which differ from setting to setting.
And yet have a lot of things in common.
>From superhuman Tolkien elves to the gutter rats of Dragon Age.
Things these two still have in common, despite DA being pretty heavy on the subversion: Extended lifespan, pointy ears, bows, closeness to nature, past greatness, past tragedy, magic.
>Elven propaganda.
Yes, very unbiased.

Still not anime and manga.

Really? You are only able to talk about elves when it's about porn? Get this shit to /h/, even OP managed to post an elf that is worth to talk about from anime and manga.

/h/ is a dump board, no discussion are to be had there.

Heh. Lame excuses because you don't read manga or watch anime.

>Extended lifespan, pointy ears, bows, closeness to nature, past greatness, past tragedy, magic.
Extended lifespan is a thing of the past and city elves have little to do with bows and nature.

In any case, the point is that you have quite a lot of variety. From Tolkien-esque demi-gods to humans with pointy ears.

>Yes, very unbiased.
Yes it is. Also, given that you haven't responded to the rest of my argument I assume you've gotten told and will from now on not spout ludicrous things such as granting elves human rights as they are ultimately inferior creatures.

>Still not anime and manga.
Doesn't matter. The inferiority of Elvenkind concerns every board.

>60 replies in 19 days

delete this

That's your fault. You refuse to go there to talk about porn things.

>one autist getting incredibly butthurt over elves and the 'canon' of a mythological race which has differed in interpretation for the thousands of years the word has even existed

>In any case, the point is that you have quite a lot of variety
And yet they somewhat end being consistent on many things, so you can call them elves. Hey, why don't you try to present this guy to the public while calling him an elf? This is something you didn't bother to reply to.
>given that you haven't responded to the rest of my argument
There was no argument, you just desribed a non-anime and manga setting that greatly concerns itself with things elves shouldn't be good in in the first place, and focusses more on humans, dwarves and gnomes, where they still manage to produce great works compared to mass-produced stuff. Yet magic is still much stronger
>Doesn't matter
You know that makes you a faggot, right? First for defending this off-topic garbage and second for being proud of not being able to talk reasonable about a thing.

>despite living so long they never get anything done due to their short time preference.


yeah that's fucking called ADD

Look dude, if you're not going to make your and elf and elf just call them something new. You're just aping the name for fantasy cred.

Look at what Sega did years ago. This basically an elf but it's different enough so they called it a Numan

>Hey, why don't you try to present this guy to the public while calling him an elf?
I could because I told you earlier there is no "canon". There are things people commonly associate with elves but that doesn't change that there is no authority on elf. If anything you need to learn what "canon" means.

>that greatly concerns itself with things elves shouldn't be good in in the first place, and focusses more on humans, dwarves and gnomes
The point is that it clearly shows the limitations of Elvenkind. They have bad work ethics in comparison with humans who actually get shit done in a reasonable amount of time. And once the Orcish question is solved we'll look how to deal with these pointy-eared troublemakers.

>spout ludicrous things such as granting elves human rights
Who does this?

That said half elves are ok. Still residency is the most they should be allowed.

>once the Orcish question is solve
We already know what must be done, Total genocide.

>I could because I told you earlier there is no "canon".

You do know this shit is based on actual mythology right? Yeah it's all fiction but you wouldn't call a Unicorn a manticore, now would you.

>I could because I told you earlier there is no "canon"
Do it, on /tg/.
>There are things people commonly associate with elves but that doesn't change that there is no authority on elf
I don't disagree with that. Never did I cite any kind of authority on elf or called myself that. What i argued is that you can't name whatever you want an elf.
>They have bad work ethics
No, because...
>in comparison with humans who actually get shit done in a reasonable amount of time
humans developed industrialization, which amplifies human work force, not exactly because humans suddenly work more. It's like you don't even know what a machine is. Which elves can't really use, btw.

Still not anime and manga.

Marcille isn't lewd she's cute

Although to be fair everyone in the group is cute

>Who does this?
Yeah, elves should have more privileges based on their superiority.

>You do know this shit is based on actual mythology right?
Mythology does not have a singular author or any kind of authority to tell what is canon and what isn't. For comparison: the Catholic church is an authority. They can decide what is Catholic Christian canon and what isn't - and there are plenty of apocrypha that aren't canon. George Lucas (or maybe Disney) can decide what is Star Wars canon and what isn't. For Elves there is no such thing. To say that a certain personality trait is non-canon is ridiculous. In particular if it's present in various media. Elves not getting shit done in reasonable time because they lose themselves in details is fairly common. Obviously Elven propagandists would claim that they're merely honing their craft and put extra effort into things but a reasonable minded person would not believe such lies.

>humans developed industrialization, which amplifies human work force
It's not just a matter of that. Elves and dwarves refused to put things to work for them because they held the foolish belief that it would disrupt society too much. Elves could perfectly fine use these things - they have an affinity for magic but they can still use technology. However, due to the innate inferiority of the Elven kind they won't.

>Humans
>we
>get shit done
Humans are for killing each other for the lamest reasons possible, getting their whole cities wiped off the map in another apocalyptic event and getting their bridges stolen by trolls.

Dark Elves are the lowest type of Elf. They're not even worth keeping as slaves. Cull them wherever you find them.

Elf (cat version)

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Take a step back and realize that nobody is more concerned with the word "canon" than you.

Dude just give it up. Your shitty fanfic isn't going to change the way people think about elves.

You said it yourself people have a certain image in mind and it's going to take someone far better than you to change that. You're better of trying to redefine the word blue.

Show some actual creativity and just create a new race if you want to so damn much but don't show me a duck and call it a dog

>Elves could perfectly fine use these things - they have an affinity for magic but they can still use technology
Why are elf-haters always lying?

>Your shitty fanfic isn't going to change the way people think about elves.
I've already told you that there is no such thing as "fanfic" because there is nobody to be a fan of.

An elven apologist like yourself is in the minority here. Everyone knows what a vile race these creatures are.

Now-now, don't show your jealousy towards a fictional superior totally-not-human like that.

Dwarves are just little jews whose jewness pales compared to their superior little jew cousins - the gnomes.

>Dude just give it up.
Words of someone who just got told hard and has nothing else in reply.

At this point I'm sure that you are just trolling to make anti-elffags look bad or for simple (You)'s sake. Good job.

>NUH UH MY PRETEND NOT ELVES ARE TOTALLY ELVES, DRR I TOLD YOU

yeah, whatever guy.

If you have nothing else to say we might as well end the discussion here as you are clearly out of arguments. I've told you that your use of the word canon is factually wrong and that Elven lack of good work ethics in the sense of losing themselves in detail opposed to humans who just get shit done is fairly common in fictional media dealing with elves (Arcanum, Warhammer, D&D, ...).

Enjoy your told.

I never used the word "canon" though and getting lost in detail has fairly little to do with work ethic, but autism. But you have already been proven to be a lying, deceiving faggot , so everything you say can be disregarded automatically.

Still not anime and manga.

Isn't D&D mostly about societies comprised of all kinds of races and their mixed breeds?
Isn't Arcanum partly about gnome jews controlling the society from the shadows after having kidnapped countless human women in order to breed half-ogres like in some fucked-up Japanese doujin?

>Isn't D&D mostly about societies comprised of all kinds of races and their mixed breeds?

Not getting along all the time though