Why is Shinobu so sexy?

Why is Shinobu so sexy?

lolicons are closet fags

I made this (you) just for you. Savor it.

I also loved this pic
damn good art, I hope there's more they keep being posted

It's because of her donut figure

DU BIST ALLES
ICH KANN DICH HOREN
RUFE MEINEN NAMMEN

because you're a filthy lolicon

Because she often takes the form of youth, yet preserves that knowing lewdness and smugness

thinking shinobu is sexy doesn't make me a lolicon since she's the only loli I've ever found attractive and it won't be happening again

Her tight, sexy body, the way she carries herself with confidence, how she moves like an adult, and her smug but gentle teasing.

Because Shinobu is the Diet Coke of lolicons: close enough to an adult to convince yourself that it's healthy even though she's still super loli body wise.

That's the entire reason for Eternal Lolis existing.

but that isn't kaiki

You're completly wrong

the reason eternal lolis exist is the gap between looks and behavior is just really hot

Well if we're talking about lolis...

Monogatari is anything but lolicon. Shinobu is also normalfags' loli.
Case in point.

That's what I told myself too.

This. Also the whole thing where she knows exactly what you like, which is why she can appear like a loli to you.

Especially when they act like a child for fun, then snap into adult mode.

Again, she knows what you like, and she has confidence in being able to give you that.

God, I love her body in this drawing. It's like they perfected the human form...

anyway, the reason she's sexy is obvious. Child body + adult sexual awareness

You mean the Diet Coke of normalfags wanting to fit in.

Shinobu not good enough for you?

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>Implying age matters

Depends on the loli
Featureless loli without curves or budding breasts you might as well fuck a boy.

There has to be some semblance of curviness.

There's still the cunny

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She's a casual loli, and her sexual fanservice also comes from her adult form, aside from one scene nearly a decade ago.

>a boy
Why? No features are still more feminine than masculine, since only feminine hormons work for both males and females at a young age.

>can be loli, teen and big titted christmas cake at the blink of an eye, and anything inbetween, whatever you feel like
>knows what you like and will be smug and teasing and playful about it
>will enable your kinks for fun
Again, what's not to like?

It's the body of a loli, but the mind of an adult woman.

Nothing, I just said she's the type of loli that's meant for casuals and normalfags.
Also the fact that her lewd comes from her adult form, but that's because the series is really not meant for lolicons.

>Also the fact that her lewd comes from her adult form
That's only what we get to see though.

>her lewd comes from her adult form
say what?

I'm stating it outright. Thanks for proving my point.
>B-BUT MUH FOOTFEETFAGGOTRY
nothing that can't be shown from even a real little girl. Her adult form on the other hand, or any non-loli girls for that matter can't stop getting lewd to hell and back.

Araragi bathing with Shinobu and making passes at him is totally not sexual.

Or the kissing.

>bathing
Hence I said "that one scene from near a decade ago"
>kissing
You're right, it isn't. I can see casuals thinking it it while their mind is being blown away "OMG he kissed a little girl", but really there was nothing sexual or lewd about that.

Picking up and kissing Shinobu like that feels mildly erotic to me.

>because the series is really not meant for lolicons.

T. Araragi

Because lolibabas are absolute patrician taste

It's mildly sensual at most.
It's a good scene, but it's still obvious how the show goes all out with providing explicit fanservice of the older girls, while keeping the lolis' scenes not offensive for normalfags, so not showing anything visually lewd.

>pukes internally

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>while keeping the lolis' scene not offensive
They had a running gag where Araragi would sexually assault a ten year old girl.

Again, nothing visual, Kept as a joke. No normalfags would raise an eyebrow over it.

Doesn't he visibly grab her titties?

More like her chest. They didn't animate it in a way we could see her breasts so that it could stay in good humor.

That sounds more like someone arguing in court or something.

He very obviously grabs her titties.

No, no. Chests are okay but titties are a no-go.

Oh not fuckinf you again. You fucking remind me of the same user who said Shinobu's popularity comes from her aduly form. Kindly fuck off with your headcanons

>it's only loli fanservice if normalfags hate it
you need to stop

I don't know what you're talking about, but fact is that the series only ever goes lewd with adults, save it from a single scene.
It's really not a show for lolicon.

No, just saying there's no explicit loli fanservice. Don't twist my words just because I'm right and you can't pretend how much of a lolicon you are, casual shit.

>sexual fanservice also comes from her adult form
No, it doesn't you fucking inbred. It's litteraly dripping of, of her personality. It's fucking retarded that you think it comes from her adult form where there has been little to none appearances of that form. It's even more so retarded that you believe it comes only from the way she looks.

>nothing that can't be shown from even a real little girl. Her adult form on the other hand, or any non-loli girls for that matter can't stop getting lewd to hell and back.
You can't be serious, this has to be bait

so after all those perfectly valid examples you're going with "it's only fanservice if I say so"
be my guest faggot
but you might want to look up the meaning of that word

Fuck off normal faggot.

No it fucking doesn't you retard. Have you even watched this series at all.

>perfectly valid examples
Like what? The bath scene? I told you that's a fanservice scene. And that it was the only one with her loli form too. You didn't manage to mention a simple example for anything else, because there simply aren't.
On the other hand, older girls get near hentai level shots and scenes in there underwear or without, showing cameltoes or butts every other episode they appear.
So you see, this is why I said Shinobu is casual normalfags' loli. Thanks for proving.
How is this not true? Little girls' feet can be and are shown everywhere.

Kill yourself.
>and her sexual fanservice also comes from her adult form
You sound like the same type of retards that believe that Araragi and Shinobu have a father-daughter relationship.

I did, "you retard" ESL normalfag.
There's nothing lolicon about it that are more than just teasing or jokes. Other girls on the other hand, well, watch the series and you will know.

there are tons of examples if you just scroll up
you're just too retarded to know what fanservice means even though the word itself make it obvious

>MC has three different lolis fawning over his D
>not a show for lolicons

Fuck this retard
post bat

>How is this not true? Little girls' feet can be and are shown everywhere
There is one fucking huge flaw in your logic concerning this. Up until a year ago there has litteraly been zero use of her adult form in any fucking way in this series. And yet shinobu has been dominating the polls for years.

>normalfag Redditor is trying to convince himself and others that Monogatari doesn't have loli fanservice
What the fuck is this I can't even...
Loli isn't even the superior form

No loli fanservice, so no, not lolicon.
It's great gateway for normalfags to pretend it is though.
>tons of example
Not a single one that shows anything even close explicit, you fucking piece of shit. Feet or kiss aren't.
You know what is explicit fanservice? Look up every other appearance of Hanekawa, Senjougahara, Kanbaru, Tsukihi or Karen, you might have get an idea.

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You seem like you are in some kind of denial about it

>Shinobu and Kiss-shot Acerola Orion Heart-Under-Blade were both at the same place canonically
>nothing lewd happened

Biggest disappointment of the series.

>explicit fanservice
again, you don't know what fanservice even means
just look it up so you understand why you're wrong
then kill yourself

More like
>normalfag Redditor is trying to convince himself that he is "SO LOLICON TOO" because he watched Monogatari
Just the usual.
>loli isn't even the superior form
And normalfaggotry, QED

Fuck off dumb normalfag phoneposter.
You are the one who don't know what explicit means.

>It's great gateway for normalfags to pretend it is though.
You would know, normalfag:^)
>/Reddit/
Go tell your bros that it's safe to watch Monogatari since it's not a lolicon show

>feet aren't fanservice
>implying it isn't with Shaft

That's actually LRD, newfriend. Now stop replying to it.

What's LRD?

Shitty tripfag who denies any existence of loli fanservice in any given show. Now stop giving it attention

Shaft sure has great animators.
Thats more impressive than the cube mans action scenes.

I didn't even reply to it but ok

More like a lolicon who isn't a fucking casual shit, like most people on this normalfag board anymore, this thread is a prime example.
It's not explicit.

This turns me on.

when is part 3 BDs?

July 12 if I remember correctly

I want to pound medium bat's butthole.

They cut out the part in Kabuki about Araragi wanting to find places that sell underage porn in the Japan of the past, so there is that.

And Hanekawa's fanservice is kind of thematic and isn't just there for being there. It's either Araragi expressing his attraction to her and taking simple movements as eyecatching things, or with the Meddling Cat, which is also thematic. The shower with Gahara I'll give you though, but we know in story those two are a step away from crossing the friendship line anyway.

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Nothing can prepare me for the upcoming Big Bat Head Pats next month.

Ever since he disappeared? A myth and a boogeyman by those who deny reality.

>Loli isn't even the superior form
Shittiest taste, her cowtits form is disgusting.

>he can't appreciate all of her forms
>he thinks I'm talking about her 27 y.o. form
Shittiest post

I love Shinobu, but how is that a sign of obedience?

She just wanted him to rub her head

I know there is a longer webm that shows her whole transformation, can you please post it?

>close enough to an adult to convince yourself that it's healthy
What's wrong with liking a bodytype and wanting them not to be a literal child? I just like small girls.

Why do all bat threads die so fast and with so few pics lately?

It's summer.

Hibernation before the new season and Kizu 3 BD release.

Wait for Kizu/Shinobumonogatari and Owari adaptation

The best part about this is actually her expression at the end.