>wake up in the lucky country
>beautiful 26 degrees, not a cloud on the sky
>big breakie of scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages and a fresh coldie
>have a ciggie afterwards whilst doing the crossword
>walk down to the shops in my thongs and fishermans pants and another beer
>grab snags and more shit to eat and drink
>BBQ with mates while watching some national sporting event wwith public holiday that we have every few months
>get gradually more and more wasted. Sloppy shag with the woman. Wander as a group out for cricket or basketball or something
>fall asleep in a puddle of contented safety, knowing all the shit in the world will reach us last and be diluted to fuck
>chuck a sickie the next day and spend it smoking bongs and playing dota
Bitch at us all you like. Australia is fucking easymode. Pajeets and Chinamen are pretty much all our non-whites and they would be 30% of cities and fuck all elsewhere. Heaps of annual leave and healthcare sorted and no interest on student loans.
I couldnt give a fuck what Sup Forums autists think our reputation should be for. I'm too busy getting a blowjob from your american dream.
