not gonna lie, why are you guys so obsessed with politics when you can just fix the world by making this happen?
Not gonna lie, why are you guys so obsessed with politics when you can just fix the world by making this happen?
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Enjoy spending 80% of your time putting down rebellions.
kankergrachtsmoffen weggaan altsu
Australia
>not taking over europe as the knights
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i can see it now, a hash bar on every corner, brothels inside of taco bells, lanky women as far as the eye can see. it will be beautiful
Why not this?
There, all rightful Austrian clay conquered
>not taking over europe as Ulm
>Austrian Australia
>no seperate armies for tanks
>no garrison divisions
noob
>fix the world
>France exists
That's not how it works.
Lekker
Just like it should be
yessssss
This is how Europe should look like
Exclude Ukraine, do not need that shithole.
>the netherlands
>having taco bells
>i can see it now, a hash bar on every corner, brothels inside of taco bells, lanky women as far as the eye can see. it will be beautiful
cunts here can't drive anyway, how bad would letting Austrians colonise the country really be?
We actually have Taco Bell here...
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kankerdekanker
zeker gebeurd terwijl ik hier zat
ITT Eurocuck plebs not knowing how to properly play EU
Jup. Niet heel veel locaties nog, though.
>Not posting this map
better
Impressive. Can you explain how you did it?
This is my best as Venice, not that impressive, Hungary and Romania are vassals.
The longer i look the more painful it gets. This map was made by an Amerimutt no doubt.
>The autism on the Eire
It's been so long user. Basically I westernized by selling one of my Provinces in Malaysia to a irrelevant European power to jumpstart westernizing. Once I got Western tech I just snowballed into China (took me 200 years to fully conquer the Chinese region).
Also fighting HRE with Austria as the Emperor was no joke. Only reason I managed to break through into Europe was when I fully divided Austria into 5 parts and allowed rebels to split Austria further.
Which Daimyo did you start as?
Minamoto by the looks of it. Started that game 7-8 years ago.
This is what a perfect world looks like.
kek someone reposting my map
good shit
future world is split into multiple swiss cantons.
>Falkland Islands 2
You take that back right now.
RARE
>1940
it's not even legit
if this happens I wanna be part of France.
(I'm Flemish btw)
>158180158
That's the most reasonable pic that was ever posted on 4chans
Reminder - Romania is the true Roman empire.
ugly as sin
somewhat better
>(pic related)
best
i would not oppose that tbqh
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>Being forced to speak a retarded version of German
No thanks
>pseudo soviet union
>fix anything
Fuck off Japacuck
>hash bar
You got this from Pulp Fiction didn't you?
>give to bulgaristan and turkey Greek land and clay
>flag
no suprise here ahmed
>gebeurd
:')
why is Soviet union so bad at fighting
no hate please, but I really think that Islamic occupation of Europe would be good
>no income tax
>murderers and rapists hanged
>no LGTB bullshit
Also, I bet Christianity would have better chances of survival under Islamic occupation. Look at Spain. Christianity survived the Muslim invasion and couple centuries of occupation meanwhile in European Union Christianity is dying.
You tell me
Which game is that?
Hearts of Iron IV, memeflag.
HoI4 is a shit game in general, and no amount of DLC by paradox will fix it
>the nevereverlands
Is that under europe?
Why play EU3 when EU4 + DLC is an objective upgrade?
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Step your game up faggot
i love the Dutch but let's face it you are godless degenerates,even the best of you
Nice
Building our land on the Eurasian continent was a mistake.
We should build a new land in the pacific ocean, somewhere close to Japan.
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this, i like
>Nederlanden Uber Alles
Yay joke thread
Not true, many Dutch people are extremely religious.
There is a political party that still bans women from voting or working, they have 2% of the parliament seats.
Some religious communities ban newspapers, let alone TV or the internet.
And in most of the country shops are banned from opening on Sundays.
You just never hear of people like these because they don't want to get involved with outsiders.
I'll go with that. would be a massive improvement. as long as that psycho bitch Merkel is out of the picture.
You mean, the total gayization of Europe?
Based Roman-user. Don't let us down with your election this year. Deport them all!
>not pirating it
>ethiopia and Somalia called Mussolinia
My sides
europe is already full of half muslim race mixing degenerates and faggots
Game is to easy.
At least HoI3 had some challenge.
Uggh I am still trying to figure out EU. I play ck2 on hardest level and I dominate usually, but for some reason haven't been able to get close to understanding EU, need to just take the time I guess.
you can touch my spaghet anytime
>Kiev is not Russian
>Constantinople is not owned by Greeks
>Switzerland does not exist
>Slovakia is not split between Commonwealth and Hungary
>Slovenia is into Italian hands for no goddamn reason
>Sweden is nuked instead of being purged of it's muslims and leftists
>Also krauts owning Alsace-Lorraine
Into the trash it goes
Fuck off with your mexican food
never
kek