Why are they so patriotic? The only thing they've culturally contributed to the world is McDonald's...

Why are they so patriotic? The only thing they've culturally contributed to the world is McDonald's, twerking and Blacked.com.

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i don't even know anymore. i love my country, but i hate the "people"

Mosque is thataway, Muhammad.

They're a bit backwards, aren't they?

We feed you sorry fucks. We give you our medicines and medical procedures we've invented. We enforce your trade agreements and patrol your trade routes.
What does the UK have to proud of?

Achmed still mad over losing to a bunch a peasants with muskets

I need America in my life. Just to see their flag gives me an overwhelming sense of happiness. I can ignore the niqnoqs easily though because I don’t live there.

The very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.

>I need America in my life. Just to see their flag gives me an overwhelming sense of happiness

Your a fucking traitor and need to leave.

Jazz,
Moon Landing,
Hollywood,
Frank Lloyd Wright,
Microwaves,
Radar,
AC/DC power,
Light-bulbs,
Figuring out how to take everything Europe has invented and make it cheap/ubiquitous,
Strong Military with world spanning Navy,
etc

when a brit says culture they only mean shit from a very long time ago. this helps them ignore the fact that they are literally irrelevant to the modern world. sad!

>Strong millitary with world spanning Navy

Ye, nah the british were first there buddy

You're probably a jew and need to be gassed

Ya? And now where are they

You forgot that they've been to the moon.

we invented planet earth you ungrateful fucks

You'll be indebted to the brit forever murican, just remember that.

>Why are they so patriotic?
It's just an act, like everything else in America is and always was. Think of those little annoying yappy dogs that run up to a fence and bark but when you approach them they run away. Same thing. I mean there is No way in hell people who bow down before niggers and enjoy pedo airport cops feeling up their own children EVER did have the balls to tell some king to get bent over taxes. What a JOKE!

So you're paying us back for the Imperial Century? Thanks.

>McDonald's, twerking and Blacked.com

Found the nigger.

You are using American inventions to post this.

Stanley Kubrick's garage is not the Moon.

Pathetic

But do they have T-I-G-E-R-S?

>I'm jealous so it DIDN'T HAPPEN

Holy shit Yuropeins are pathetic as fuck ha ha

we dont owe you anything. you even lost a war about it.

Government indoctrination.

All artificial countries need patriotism to stop them from falling apart.
Governments know this, so they make schools brainwash the children into believing their country is better than all the others so never split off.

Forgot to switch your flag, nigger that works at the airport

Because they told other nations to get to fuck and are still riding on high that they won.

Fair enough I say.

We've taken the mobile home to new heights.

I demand credit for that.

they have N-I-G-G-E-R-S and S-P-I-C-S

I don’t believe it. I’ve met Americans, big, strong ones, not afraid to say what’s on their mind even in foreign countries. My best memory was the muscular jock who was wearing a T shirt that had “RAW” in huge letters written across the chest, he was telling strangers who spoke foreign to speak English. And they did ...

google it

or are you afraid

Google what? The Moon landing?

I did, here's the first link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing

Enjoy, jealous little faggot.

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Of everything we have contributed to the world, this is what you solely attribute to the U.S. That speaks a lot to what you do in your off time Bong.

Europeans are the most pathetic people on the planet. Even Africans don’t have such an intense inferiority complex. It’s intriguing

wheres your empire now, bong?

Because FUCK YOU

>The entire EU has a global economic worth of ~ + 12% vs the US alone
>EU population: ~511.8 million
>Us population: ~324,310,011

Gee, I wonder why. Let's also look up the worlds only military superpower.

Oh, and we have Trump.

So sure, things could be better, but fuck, we are doing pretty well Hawaii, NY, and Cali aside.

Thanks, bong. My grandmother only moved here from England in 1946 after the war, I still have family in England that I have visited a couple times. So I still feel connected to my English roots and plan on going to live on that little island one day.

>jealous little faggot.

You should hurry down to your nearest Selfridges I heard they're having a big sale on prayer rugs!

Kek

Don't forget we rebuilt most of Europe after WW2

Yea that's why you faggots keep sending your retarded grad students to out colleges

Because we like our country. Is that a hard concept for other countries?

Because no matter how broken you think it is, there's still no where else in the world I'd rather live.

And look at them now
>pic related

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Why are you so insecure about American superiority?

Don't you have to surrender your butter knifes, pay your tv license and apologize to your Imam? Come on Britanon you finally have a day off from your low wage high tax job. Go get those errands done!

>Britain
>High tax
Delusional

This is some fucking kangzposting if ever I've seen it.
You can have jazz and Hollywood though. That's definitely yours.

Hollywood is jewish, not amerimutt.

Jazz is nignog, so it's kinda amerimutt.

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They have also good science fiction authors, Philip K. Dick for example.

Because we are the best. In every area, we are best country on the planet. There is no greater gift from God than to be born American.

You will never understand this chap. Enjoy your cloudy island.

>shitposting on an American shitposting board to complain about americans lack of contributions

We invented shitposting on Sup Forums which you seem to love so much

Isn't an image board a Japanese invention?

If they take something and add blacks and Jews it makes it a uniquely American phenomenon.

Radar was invented by Britain, though. And the Moon Landing was a multinational project, akin to the Manhatten project, except led by a kraut.

Marshall Loan was a loan. If a banker gives a homeless man a loan, with a credit rating, does that mean the banker is a hero?

>Military superpower
>Can't even navigate a ship without crashing into a Japanese fishing vessel

Yeah okay kid.

>kangzposting
ok, if past accomplishments are off the table what has the U.K. contributed to the world?

>Hollywood is jewish
wasn't always that way, there were a lot of good John Wayne films but i'll admit that the majority of the world spanning hits were probably Jewish

>Jazz is nignog
thats kind of like saying Jesus is a kike, it implies you lack understanding of what those terms mean

1776 will commence again soon, brother

No one said we were a hero for it, it does mean that America is like a successful banker and Europe is like a homeless man though

>invent things
>YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT
ok, obama pom

>moon landing was a multinational project

there are europoors out there that truly believe this.

The only reason we have those scientists is because you guys couldn't handle some germans on your own

>Kicked your ass in two major wars
>Saved your ass from two world wars (you'd be speaking German now if it weren't for us)
>Britbongs lost their empire while we never lost any major territories in 200 years
>Britbong leaders suck our leaders big fat American dicks at every opportunity nowadays
>We become the world's superpower while britbongs are just a shell of your former self
>Complaining about Americans on an American-made website on an American-made browser on an American-made computer

Do we need to go full 1776 and spank you again?

>This salty they no longer have the worlds best navy, despite being an island nation

They best get the fuck out of the way then.

Computers and the internet (donald davies invented the internet, not Kahn who just made the protocol/rules of the internet).
The method of creating electricity (Faraday)
Modern Physics, Chemistry and Biology
Jet Engines
Splitting the Atom

This is just a few of our contributions.

>you'd be speaking German now if it wasn't for us
Embarrassing how you ACTUALLY believe this.
Sad!

also this, just because we used first generation Americans to get us there doesn't make it any less American, it wouldn't have happened anywhere else

A computer is an international project. The computational model invented by Turing.

We have the most entertaining mass shootings.

That's reason enough right there.

I don't care if my navy is 'strong'. Naval power is over rated in todays world. What we need is strong military intelligence, which Britain has.

You had British, French, West German, etc. scientists. The moon landing was a western project in order to beat the eastern communists in the space race.

Sure, but you didn't 'rebuild' Europe. Europe rebuilt itself by making hard, yet good, choices.

and cars...
and computers...
and the internet...
and smartphones...
and televisions...
and microwaves...
and airplanes...
and plastics...
stainless steel...
light bulbs...
automotive mufflers...
antibiotics...

>nuclear

>fucking

>bombs

Advancements in computer technology have been made by non-Brits, although Britain made the greatest advancements, but the Apollo 11 mission was made possible by various nationalities working on the exact same project.

Ya, you guys did have some pretty decent scientists. I'm not actually sure why we're arguing over this. You guys are alright, and deserve to be patriotic. I'm not sure why we're being lambasted though.

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Fuck, i've been trolled by the jews again.

I'm not sure if it's sadder to think these are US inventions or to be ironically wewuzing.

Why all the divide and conquer? US and UK are both top tier nations on a world scale. We both have our own problems, but at those point most of our problems are internal and come as a result of (((them)))

We should be united against a common enemy.

>Why are they so patriotic?
good question but not a very good observation.Many americans are not patriotic.

>The only thing they've culturally contributed to the world is McDonald's, twerking and Blacked.com

No.

Have you received any sort of formal education? I know your answer but damn do you seem silly.

The fact that someone can make a thread, leave and come back to 29 (You)'s says something about Sup Forums

Please be bait

>you'd be speaking German now if it weren't for us
great work

Why aren't you patriotic, was it because of the half millennia of expansionist colonialism?

You are the common enemy. Eveyrthing bad that happens in the world is a either in direct or indirect causality of your actions.

So Stalin killing millions was our fault?

isn't the guy that founded blacked a frenchman? that would make sense, they're the original degenerates

we invented you
we invented based puritanism
we invented mankind's first lingua franca
we invented humanity's favourite pastimes (team sports)
we invented the world
we invented inventing

I once encountered a tall, muscular blond American with a cool shirt that had "Ouch!" written on it, when asked if he would like some French fries with his penta Big Mac, he said they are called Freedom Fries and uppercutted the arab cashier telling him to get out his continent, true story

All these europoors itt

dont forget the muslims in UKistan

AMEEEEERICAAA
FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!

>Splitting the Atom
that was the americans, we split the atomic nucleus
(americans split the apple, we split the pip)

>we invented you
We exist to spite you, and we will outlive you.
Stay mad.

The South will rise again. Hail Dixie!

I'm more concerned that someone can make a thread, leave and generate that much discourse over an inane topic like patriotism. But yes, I learned something here today.

yahooo

>and cars...
germans
>and computers...
britons
>and the internet...
yes and no (didn't invent the world wide web)
>and smartphones...
not sure but probably nips
>and televisions...
britons
>and microwaves...
think so
>and airplanes...
various europeans
>and plastics...
britons
>stainless steel...
britons
>light bulbs...
britons
>automotive mufflers...
possibly
>antibiotics...
known to the ancients, but harnessed as a true medical field by britons

so, yeah, like, y'know, like, er, no

>based puritanism
They are the socialists of America. They, along with the irish, ruined America