Re:Creators

My friends, it has often been said that I like exposition. Friends, I like exposition. No, friends, I love exposition!

I love long speeches. I love excessive dialogue. I love verbal diarrhea. I love nouns, adjectives, I love hearing myself talk, and improvising on the spot.

Speeches about politics, about fighting, about the world, about MY world, about the creations and their creators, about food, on the spot, out my ass, I love every aspect of exposition that can occur upon this earth.

My heart leaps with joy whenever a voice actor is paid to say a line when we could be giving the money to the animators instead.

And there is nothing like a fight scene where battles are spoken when they should be fought. And the feeling that comes when an enemy runs screaming her ideals only to stop attacking for a moment to talk about them with me, is such an exquisite feeling.

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Like when ranks of infantry unleash their mouths whilst rushing into battle rather than their superpowers. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fictional character talking down another fictional character for long periods before realizing it’s not working and drawing their weapon afterwards.

The sight of people thinking our dialogue is good is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made of cash dropping like flies into our laps, gleeefully listening to our ear pleasing platitudes!

The face of a true villain.

Without Mamika this series is shit.

Sage in all fields

Is this a Hellsing reference?

Posting best girl

When a band of pitiful internet critics makes their final stands with nothing but weak insults, only to have their words smashed to atoms block by block by legions of fans, I’m in ecstasy.

I love it when my writing is attacked by impatient. It’s so sad to see people with such weak attention spans, daring to actually expect to be entertained by their media.

I love to be squashed under the heel of anons who are actually capable of forming a coherent argument against my series. The humiliation, as my bullshit is blasted away with the power of an enormous Magical Splash Flare!

Why doesn't somebody just shoot her?
I'm pretty sure you can't lie to bullets.

>The face of a true villain.
No, This is the face of a villain while what you pointed out is the face of your friend that's there for you and willing to do vanilla sex in missionary position while handholding.

Because the only guy with a gun has been MIA.

Gentlemen… All I ask for is exposition, exposition so long and boring as to make Hell itself fear us. Gentlemen, I ask you as a character from a fictional story within a fictional story, what is it you really want? Do you wish for more “tell don’t show” as I do? Do you wish for a merciless barrage of unsupported theory-crafting? Dialogue whose weight is backed with emptiness, and shallow pretenses, and basically nothing? Do you ask for a speech to sweep in like a tempest, leaving no impact whatsoever, from this Earth!?

Who?

>the feeling that comes when an enemy runs screaming her ideals only to stop attacking for a moment to talk about them with me
>talk about them with me
>with me
You've reached critical self-insert depth user. It's all over now.

Very well. Then dialogue is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist of words, ready to talk down all who oppose us, with our intellect. But.. After enduring over half an episode wallowing in the sound of my voice, for us, a simple “ordinary” wordy episode will no longer be sufficient. We need a INSANELY wordy episode! An episode beyond any other that man’s history has never known! Thus, we require scripts TWICE the normal length!

Brisk Chatterer

Is this bait, or are you retarded? The whole fucking thing is in first-person from a character's perspective.

Oh, gravity guy. Totally forgot about him.

Good job.

reminder that Mamika will be fine

Dead and never coming back is indeed fine.

what's her role in the story at this point?

Designated semen demon.

I want to shut her dumb mouth up with an unprovoked tongue kiss!

how many more episodes of her not talking that much would we need to shut up the complainers?

Sex appeal. Here's a picture of her with the series mascot.

Metchin is a sexy beast

dick depository

My girlfriend Meteora is so cute

>I can finally get some work done without thinking about my dick all day
- Charon

be 1st girl

also everybody who can shoot her decides to have a monologue and ends up falling to her power

I don't get it. I really don't.
Meteora is qt and her voice paired with her personality is really calming and relaxing.
There isn't a single problem with preferring to listen to her talk all episode than watching some dumb guy with a sword fight an old guy with a gun for no reason at all.

Episode 10 preview:

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I can't believe Meteora is fucking dead.

>government lady looking shocked
Hmm, I don't like where this is going

The smile Selesia's creator was giving at the end might mean government-chan was surprised by something he said.

can't wait for Metchin to btfo muh home world

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Will it happen?

And Sota's killcount keeps increasing.

Is red going to be useful now?

Meteora flies exactly like a touhou character.

Meteora saves the day, no one dies and she fixes Altair, Alice, Magane and Souta.

But Meteora's the villain.

>Pure, kind and perfect girl
>Villain
You aren't fooling anyone, girl with stupid pointy teeth.

is there a Sotabowl going on?

Hime is a horrible slut craving black cocks everyday

Shut your whore mouth.

Yes. Shark is winning.

Does mindbreaking and almost raping the guy constitute as winning?

Nothing better than poorly written, bland dialogue.

I'm tempted to contrast it to the Major's speech. I've seen it referenced a few times, but this time it looks like it worked.

I don't even know what's the story anymore

Not fair, she needs to appear and not talk. In fact, I would love if she ends up beating Shark by keeping her mouth shut and firing a missile at her. And when shark jumps to avoid the missile, the missile turns around and hits her anyway, because Meteora enchanted it to be a homing missile but didn't told anyone about it.

>listen to her talk all episode than watching some dumb guy with a sword fight an old guy with a gun for no reason at all

It would be better if characters just do their thing, and let us infer the reasons for what they do from their actions and relevant dialogues.

"we know exactly how you think and how you're fighting"

Either Meteora dies or we're in for another round of exposition. I don't know what would be better.

No, but she's ensuring the other girls die, I think she's going for a victory by default

To her it does.

What I most want to hear from her is "yes, I will marry you"

I literally need an entire episode of Metchin and Magane exchanging words.

They need her around for her mecha so Rui will have someone to fight.

It would be brilliant. If you can't please your fanbase, troll them.

but they are on the same side

I'm only on episode 5 right now, but I have thought about shoving my dick fully down her throat every time she talks.


I hope to god there will be doujins about this very thing happening.

Leaving the Soutabowl through death counts as winning, right? It worked for trainkun.

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I've watched half of the show already and it's so annoying how bad and clicheè everything is.
It would be kind of cool if they'd focus more on the reality vs expectation angle, but for that the actual 'real' people should behave more realistically.

>Get captured by government
>"Oh hey, we know we caused billions in damage, but we'd actually like you to help us out with this totally not made-up idea about all of the worlds fracturing, even if I have seemingly NO scientific evidence for it whatsoever and just guestimated that together in a monologue for half an episode."
>"K, sure thing, brah!"

Wouldn't even be that hard to fix, just let them be captured and THEN get the explanation about imminent doom by a government scientist and the govs requesting THEIR aid, because superpowers and shit.

Your garbage is why western comic is pure turd and deserve its death.

I have brought dishonor on myself and my family for not realizing that.
brb, seppuku

>exposition
Exposition is just a buzzword you use when you can't say why you dislike a dialogue.
Meteora's speexh is cromulent. For examples of unnaturally putting exposition into dialogue check out any episode of Rokudenashit. Now that's some lazy-ass writing.

Those who think Re:Creators has boring exposition, clearly never watched pic related

You don't hold a man's hand like that and call him a friend. Dumb bitch.

she's already asked him out so I guess

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That's some chink grade nightmare fuel material.
Holy shit.

Tried picking up the pencil after 3-4 years of doing nothing due to handfucking up,
it didn't turn out well, i miss those daily drawthread that encourages doing fanart like the Daily Jap Thread

Holding Metora's beer, while she talks the series to death.

Meteora will win

>B is worse than A so A can't be bad

"realism" was a mistake

Meteora is a european, why did you draw her with an asian face?

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Without Mamika this series is dogshit.

bad cosplay

Come to think of it, Altair brought all of them to this world. She is technically their mother.

I honestly find the dialogue here more interesting than in that sun-dried piece of dogshit of a series.

Hime is the ugliest girl

Morning Shark is ready

That's a lot of period blood.

No u

I feel Hiroe is heavily inspired by Tarantino when it comes to writing long-winded, self-absorbed dialogue. Shame he lacks everything that makes Tarantino's scripts feel intimate, engaging and interesting. Re:creators forgot all the basic cornerstones of storytelling, starting from the protagonist. The four first episodes I bothered to watch offered no justification whatsoever for MC-kun being on screen.

You kinda have to tell the audience who the fuck these people are, what do they want, and why you should care, before getting started with the metaphysics of inter-universal fusion. It'd be great if you could explained the aforementioned things WHILE showing people your physics.

This might work somehow as a novel, but as a weekly anime, it's abysmal. I sincerely envy anyone capable of caring about it, because I just fucking couldn't, though I wanted to.

If only.
>Meteora goes on a long-winded rant about nigger dicks

10/10. Read that in her voice.

>Meteora devises a plan to defeat Magane
>But she tells Magane about her whole plan, so it's useless

I want to marry this dork.

So Re:Creators was actually a homage to epic Greek literature then?

I want to punch Altair in the face.
I don't care how many swords she'd throw at me, it'd be all worth it.

Re creators is a homage to my dustbin. Jokes aside I think that Re creators feels a lot like A/Z and Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress, great starting and premise but broke apart in the end. They just can't write something that is good from the start till the end.

Epic reddit spacing for a reddit tier (black la goon author) show

That's Aniplex originals for you, also the fact that Sawano did the soundtrack is a surefire way to know a trainwreck will be happening.

I WANT TO BREED THE SHARK