You have US and EU citizenship, 2000 USD, no skill and no frends/family. Where do you go and what do you do

You have US and EU citizenship, 2000 USD, no skill and no frends/family. Where do you go and what do you do

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go to sweden. i have heard they have a really good social welfare system. i mean they take refugees with open arms.

not to mention legs.

How old desu?

uh, early 20s

I'm white though

get cheap housing in Rural US with a low wage job and go to community college for trade(C&C machining, welding, etc). With very little time/$$$ invested you'll be able to make 40-100K/year with said trade skill. Use that to invest in a higher degree or the stock market. Then MGTOW or start a family.

I would try germany and try an apprentice program.

Only reason: i love usa but lived here long enough and wouldnt mind trying something new. If it sucks i can move back i guess.

Hey! Thanks for posting something interesting on this board for once! I mean it, no joke, thx!

what languages do you know?

oh you

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What is your IQ?
Much depends on your answer.

I would neck myself for being an ancap

invest bitcoin

Only English basically. Very little else
I thought of this desu. What states do you figure?

From 120 to 130
Not an ancap

get a blue collar job with paid training in a tundra, a small population town, or in the middle of nowhere, make decent money, buy a house in the middle of nowhere, realize how lonely I am in my three story house built in the Nevada desert, then kill myself.

Well to be honest it is difficult to choose. On one hand we have the upcoming and inevitable Caliphate and on the other we have the all consuming Unidos Estadoes de Goblinos which is sure to make you one of them by removing you from you. Hmm, difficult choice.

kek'd audibly

Use my $2000 to purchase material to create a gigantic explosive harness. Go to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and detonate the harness while screaming ALLAHU AKBARRRR and throwing flyers containing violent Islamic verses all over the place.

I do this with only love for America in my heart, as only a critical blow to the national psyche will rouse the American juggernaut and force it to face the true barbarian foe. As a man with no ties and no prospects, I donate my life in hopes that the world I loved will wake up and save itself.

For God and Country.

Buy $500 Laptop
Buy $1000 Prepaid Visa
Rent $500 Room
Open Stock Trading Account
Short Penny Stocks

>2000 USD, no skill
Well looks like welfare is the logical choice if I have no skill and no friends or family to satisfy by opting into society.

Hahaha welding meme
Enjoy your early blindness and cancer

Stay in the US so I don't have to pay both region's taxes. I'd acquire a vehicle large enough to live in. I'd get a gym membership for shower+. I'd get a Costco membership for food samples year-round. I'd spend my time learning coding. I would hope to make money off of it.
If not, not having to pay rent when I got a real job would give me saving money. It'd be hard, but that's doable.
I don't recommend it though!

Go to a university city in England and tutor chemistry students since I’m damn good at it. I’d try to get admitted somewhere so I could get letters but if I couldn’t I’d love to just save money to be a publican even if I had to have some poverty to do it.

You think you can short microcaps with 1000 bucks? Lmfao good luck splitting 1000 between the 6 brokers you'll need
welfare is gay, Irish bro. Should I come to Ireland?
Hmmm this is interesting desu. Isn't illegal to sleep in your car in american though?

Probably grow my beard out, and whore around EU for a decade getting gibs from each member state. Then I start patent trolling shell corps in both EU and USA.

I have skills, so I go to the US.

No skills and no friends or family? Still the US.

No skills, no friends or family and no motivation. Europe all the way, I go right to Vienna, Austria for my sweet 1000 eurobucks of welfare money to spend on hookers and booze.

SureTrader lets you do this with 6:1 leverage. But not all of the stocks are shortable.

>Stay in the US so I don't have to pay both region's taxes.
foreign earned income tax exemption exempts you from paying tax on at least 100k while abroad (must be outside the US for 330 days+ out of a year, or while a bona fide resident of another country)

Yeah not only are most stocks not shortable, you won't always have the opportunity to find shares anyway, that's why penny stock shorters have at least 2-3 accounts with different brokers
>patent trolling
What do you mean by this
I don't think it's that easy to get gibs bro

It is. Just fake some mental disability or other shit, get a fake marriage with some other gay NEET and invent 3 kids abroad and you ate golden.

underated

>What do you mean by this
I'm not going to help you steal my imaginary life!

>no skill
Norway
You'll have a better living standard doing monkey tier jobs in Norway than pretty much any other countries.

If I were highly specialised I'd move to the USA.

holy shit

>help Sup Forums kissless virgin here with 2000USD in NEET bux and running out of time

savage

>I would try germany and try an apprentice program.

Enjoy being surrounded by third worlders and low iq trash migrant children

fargo ND, ill own a home within 2 years

this kills the Sven

lmfao that's fucking ridiculous. Here's a you
I would if Norway was in the EU
>virgin
I have many problems my cartoon watching friend, but getting laid comes very easily to me.

>Not an ancap

Then neck yourself for false flagging, faggot!

How many niggers are there in Fargo? Looks nice desu

my grandfather has welded his entier life, hes now 84 years old and is still really healthy, if you use proper safety gear nothing serious will happen.

Savage as fuck how can sand nigger loving sweden can ever recover

>Should I come to Ireland?
Nah. Unless you are skilled you won't find work here. Unskilled labour is only feasible if you have plenty of connections.

Plakistan best country

A lot compared to the rest of the state, mostly Somalians or Sundanese refugees, hasn’t been many problems yet other than you have to see fucking nigger families driving in their cars knowing they get gibs and smell like shit and are a waste of space.. the Africans I went to university with we’re good tier, grateful to be in America. There are some American niggers too, occasional house burglary, one or two murders a year, sometimes zero. If you go to the mall it wlll be festering with Somalis.

>POLITICAL ASSASSINATIONS
>PODESTA
>MERKEL
The only correct answer and also why I am being put on a list after this post if I'm not already.

I can already hear the shills
>this had nothing to do with Islam you bigot
>okay yea, he threw a bunch of pro Islam pamphlets around, and screamed praise be god in Arabic, and had recently talked to a bunch of imams and known terrorists in Syria and Iraq
>but he only did it because he was oppressed so brave

Go to wherever you can get a skill.

>Find an apprenticeship in actual work, since youre already willing to move this should be easy.

Actual work is that if it wasnt done people would be pissed off.
>elevator repair
>electrical
>welding
>engine mechanic specializing in diesel or electric

etc...

What's the job market like up there?
If I move up from Alabama with a paramedic cert, rotor wing pilots license, and bachelors in metallurgy how long will it take me to kill myself

You have absolutely no idea how cold North Dakota is. No exaggeration it is one of the coldes places on earth with deathly winters.

It is where almost 100% of norwegian settled in america.

There is almost no welfare programs in this state so you will have to work, it is near impossible to be homeless there as you would freeze to death. Coldest place in America.

They have a cyclical economy in the oil industry.

Stay in the US, simply for the fact your hourly earning potential at a shit job in this scenario is exponentially higher than the equivalent in Europe, allowing you to save & bounce back in a shorter time.


Secure your subsistence however you seem fit, one of the optimal cheap ways is already mentioned, cheap car to sleep in at safe locations with 10$/month gym membership for shower/shave/toilet etc. 2 or 3 sets of clothes that you can wash at the gym shower to ensure you don't look homeless. Food either at soup kitchens, churches or dollar store trash just to keep you going.


The meta of what you do after these is up to you, but the absolute NO-NO is alchohol and drugs, that's the no.1 catalyst of people staying homeless. Bite the bullet and take the pain, don't be a bitch and seek a numbing escape.

utah

go to las vegas strip, and have some fun at a country music festival

Netherlands

Go teach English in Japan or China

>implying they wont drop out of the program within 2 weeks

put me in the screencap

If you can live near niggers (aka, you can fight, own a gun, and can train a pitpull) you can get houses for $11,000 in Detroit and there is blue collar work all over the area. You can work you way out of the ghetto. Expect to not own any nice things until you break out because niggers will steal everything you own.

This isn't the 1980's. Welding safety has come a long way. Plus it's fun being able to fabricate your own shit for basically anything. Fuck a hardware store lol

> EU and US citizenship

Literally anywhere you want.

For work? Northern Europe.

For fun? Italy or Florida.

youtube.com/watch?v=wF1Mp3X_g1k

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Leftists were apologizing for Islam after 9/11. We were far less cucked as a nation then, and the news was already calling for calm. No way that shitty plan would work in 2018.

I go fugg ur mother in the anus

Go to Eastern Europe and fuck some Slavic whores until spending the rest of my money on vodka drinking myself to death.

What an annoying picture

IM IN THE SAME BOAT

I don't mind the cold, I just don't want to live around niggers. I've been thinking about becoming a mercantile sailor
Hell yeah bro, there's is literally no way that I'd even smoke cigs, let alone do drugs or drink
There's no way that I'm going to live in niggerville mate

What do we do Denbro

Go to Germany, put your $2000 in a safe deposit, say you are 16 years old from syria, I only leanr English from American soldiers that rape our village, stay with a German family and bang the wife. Go to school and bang young bitches there. Accept free university. Get degree in finance or engineering. Move to London.

Thanks for the biggest kek in the thread

Going to the Nudie bar

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t. 56% land. Lmao.

Buy coke, burn through it in a night

How easy is to pretend to be an arab refugee in Sweden?
I'm latino and can grow a shitty beard, with some friends we want to see for how much time we can scam the swedecucks.

> False flagging bombing the tomb of the unkown soldier
This is how 9/11 started

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I buy a pressure washer and a beater and hang out in the pacific northwest advertising to wash moss/lichen off of walks/houses, and to do prep for painters.

If this doesn't keep me going, I also start advertising to paint fences.
I save up to buy several vans and a camper, and then I start bidding on every contract I see, and focus on splash and dash apartment units, and I keep saving up so I can cover overhead to bid on bigger jobs and hire people, and ultimately to retain people and keep them going in between the really good contracts.

I did this with less then $500 usd and built a company that has done several 8-figure contracts and now employs 3 of my children. By the time I retired from on-site operations I was still not a particularly good painter (or particularly good at anything else that we branched into), just neat and fast and honest.

your funny, kill this dune coon last

No skill? Fucking hell. Maybe something unpleasant since it might pay above minimum wage. A slaughterhouse maybe?
Then ofc, get some damn skills. I have no idea of how I would do to find a home in the first moments though.

what's a beater in this context?

Sonoma County, California. $2k is enough to live on for a month or two, just barely. Get a job as a laborer on a reconstruction site. If you speak English, work hard and aren't to much of a fuckup, you'll be a carpenter or roofer by end of summer. Start training on every piece of heavy machinery you have access to so you can eventually get into a backhoe or excavator. Start learning Spanish so you can understand the Mexican laborers you'll be working with. Make bank.

go to South Africa, buy a shack in a white township and basically own all the children, sell them to the black truckers who pop by daily and turn the $2000 into $200,000 then move to Spain, repeat and turn the $200,000 into $2,000,000 then move to Sweden, join a mosque, start a rape gang and charge taxi drivers and kebab shop workers 5 Euros each to rape little Svenska, turn the $2,000,000 into 200,000,000 then move to America, donate to the Clinton foundation, get awarded a role in a childrens charity, control the movement of every orphan in every disaster zone on Earth, turn the $200,000,000 into $200 billion, buy an island, drink virgins blood for breakfast and become an honorary Jew.

/game

A cheap car

svalbard. refurbish an abandoned russian mining colony. eat seals and bears.

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First I buy makeup to make myself look Arab. Then I go to Germany or Sweden. Then I live on easy street and can be a neet again until I either need to go get food or the local horde starts chimping out for some reasons. Need to keep up appearances

Buy $1975 of LINK, $25 kneepads

I unironically have all that, and already backpacked around europ. I'll stick to my home and shitposting thanks. eventually I want to explore asia and eastern europ but they arent high on my priority list.

holy kek that image got me hahaha