STATLER: So I hear ya saw Kyoani's latest movie. It's the one about the deaf girl, right?
WALDORF: Yup.
STATLER: So what did ya think?
WALDORF: Lemme just say this; with all that filter abuse, by the end, I was wishing I was blind!
DOH HO HO HO HO HO
Why do these two book a VIP box every night for shows they hate?
WALDORF: So we finally saw Sword Art Online. Yeah, it was pretty shitty. What'd you think, Statler?
(pause)
WALDORF: Uh, Statler? You okay, man?
(STATLER is beet red, gripping his armrests, and visibly shaking)
STATLER: Anime...was...a MISTAKE.
That's how old-time vaudeville worked. You bought a ticket not just for one show, but a whole block of them, so the law of averages would usually guarantee at least one bad one.
Theaters would occasionally bring out an act they knew would be poorly received just to clear out the audiences and make them pay again to get back in.
>26 episodes, and that's the end
>Congratulations
>Not you too
>no, congratulations on getting through that bore fest
>DOHOHOHOHO
>You know why they called it Yugioh Arc-V?
>I dunno, why's that?
>Because after watching it, you'll wish you were on Noah's Arc and the world was flooding!
>Great, but what about the "V" at the end?
>Roman numeral for 5, as in how many minutes it takes Noah to push your ass off the boat!
>DOHOHOHOHO
>Theaters would occasionally bring out an act they knew would be poorly received just to clear out the audiences and make them pay again to get back in.
Absolutely devilish.
>So I hear Berserk finally got off the boat
>So did I
STATLER: Well, they say all good things must come to an end.
WALDORF: That's why Naruto's been running for 20 years and counting!
DO HOHOHOHOHO
>I've heard Kirameki Mamika died!
>Glad for her!
>What?
>She is free from this show now!
>DOHOHOHOHO
i dont get it
I think it might mean, stopped being a fan?
I think its how d-gray man lost some readership.
STATLER: Why do they always run to school with toast stuffed in their mouth?
WALDORF: Because it saves you the trouble of having to stuff your fingers in your ears!
DO HOHOHOHOHO
Waldorf: Isn't BnHA about heroes?
Stadler: Yeah, too bad they can't save the show
DOHOHOHOHOHO
WALDORF: Are we still watching New Game?
STATLER: Yeah, why?
WALDORF: I wish we were watching a New Show
DOHOHOHO
Nice.
STATLER: So what exactly is the mistake the Saber wants to erase from history?
WALDORF: Her past acting credit for appearing in this show.
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
WALDORF: What do you think of Atom: The Beginning?
STATLER: I can't wait until we get to Atom: The Ending
DOHOHOHOHO
Waldorf: They're learning magic in Little Witch Academia
Statler: Can they teach us a spell to end it?
DOHOHOHO
Fucking beautiful
Statler: This new show called "Eromanga-sensei" is making a big splash
Waldorf: Yeah, and it'll sink like a rock!
DOHOHOHOHO
STATLER: So what do you think of Dragonball Z?
WALDORF: I've been wanting it to end since Dragonball A!
DO HOHOHOHOHOHO
Neat
It's like if Sup Forums posters had money.