Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Hermann Edition

Majority of Germans prefers now a re-election over a Groko coalition or minority government.
Parliament uniting against AfD, the only party whose members are actually present.

>polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>news in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article172832396/EU-Asylgesetz-Reform-Deutschland-bereit-auf-Fluechtlingsverteilung-vorerst-zu-verzichten.html
focus.de/politik/deutschland/fietz-am-freitag-wenn-martin-schulz-der-spd-einen-dienst-erweisen-will-hat-er-nur-eine-chance_id_8368611.html

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)
murdercube.com/files/Training and Fitness/Guerrilla Cardio.pdf (Lose fat when you are short on time)
hussard.pl/en/home/ (Get operator skills and be #1 on the watchlist)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0 (update pls)
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

Other urls found in this thread:

wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
nzz.ch/
web.de/magazine/unterhaltung/tv-film/dsds/dsds-recall-bierchen-dieters-dubioser-deal-32771538
youtube.com/watch?v=GhVELnXisUw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Old thread:

How are reactions to multiculturalism different in West and East Germany? Are there any reactions in the East on elite level? Like town authorities, local parliaments, security services? Or is it so far only popular discontent

Alright, you got here first, but recycle this thread later if possible:

cottbump

born in east germany pre unification.
In the east the people know oppression, authoritism and the media lies from the past.
The west never experienced it.

In the west its a no-go to speak up about obvious mistakes without getting called right wing nazi somewhat evil berserk danger to society.

The west lives quite in a bubble, especially city people.

Yesterday i got my first smartphone; yes im well aware its already 2018, but my nokia 3310 was working until a few days ago.
I got myself an android OS and now i need some advice about the essential // must have apps that are out there. please help.

Why are there constantly helicopters circling above Berlin and I See factor 10 more police and emergency personel driving through the street than usual? HABBENING?

link/picture or it didn't happen

>than usual

By "usual" do you mean 3 years ago or more than yesterday?

is it happening or not (question mark)
if it is i will be on the first flight tomorrow morning

The Amazon Kindle app is pretty neat; well-made and you can lots of old books for free.

I mean than yesterday. I might just be paranoid though.

Check the local press, maybe it's some escaped convict or the like.

Discord runs quite smoothly on Android ... but only useful if your friends have it too of course.

hallo mountain german

The correct term is Schluchtenscheißer.

my mind tells me to pronounce a O with an X in it as Ö. Just so you know.

are you assuming i have friends? were at Sup Forums after all.
it's as bad as assuming my gender.

>it's as bad as assuming my gender
kek it's like the Sup Forums equivalent.

>assuming my gender

You are an attack helicopter, amirite?

Danish/Norwegian heritage?

Hi there, Italy!

How rude! Hi there anyway... ;)

>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
NEW PROJECTIONS EMNID

SPD falls by 1%, AfD falls by 1% Grüne is 1% behind AfD.

Danish actually, yes. Can't speak the language though.

what are some general German newspapers that won't bombard me with leftist shit? I'm learning German and the idea was to try and read news in German everyday but the major ones like zeit, spiegel, etc... are cancerous as fuck

what do you guys read? any third party fashy news outlet or anything of the sort?

None. You're right proper fucked.

Alright, alright, there's some internet things like achgut.de, but they're pretty obvious propaganda, too.

welt.de maybe ... tichyseinblick.de or diepresse.com for Austria

the most likely is a local paper.
all you get to read in it is stuff like "local swimming hall funded, old people still getting older - scientists at marvel. and kitten rescued from tree."

At the very least that is the thing for my local paper.

If you don't mind another ideological motivation, then the best sources will be what recommended as well as Junge Freiheit and Zuerst!.

thanks guys, have a bump

Yeah, like said, Junge Freiheit is directly endorsed by the AfD and then there's a Magazine called Compact.

>Junge Freiheit and Zuerst!

Gonna put those on my daily list, thx! Btw I do also read the lefty stuff as a contrast and for the lulz ... trolling the derstandard.at comment section is hilarious! Although ZON is reaching levels of cancerous as of late that even I cannot stomach anymore...

Forgot about Compact, definitely worth a check from time to time.

they are getting payed to get those results.
ask 65+ via phone or 15+ via internetz will give 2 completely different results appearing.

Hate to tell you, but in germany there is no unbiased newspaper or internet blog that has any form of neutrality established. if you're realy looking for some kind of worldwide news that are somewhat neutral but still konservative, then i can only suggest nzz.ch/ which is swiss.

One is glad to be of service!

>West
Accept everything and don't question the narrative. There are some extreme movements though.
>East
Most are either brainwashed commies or people who absolutely hate communism.

Thx, need some good reads for my lunch breaks anyway. My coworkers are both female and Germans and I have the strong feeling that I cannot reveal my powerlevel to them... so conversations are mostly out of the question.

I heard its kind of an controlled opposition // intel agency controlled magazine.
They have created quite alot of controversy to be trusted uncarefully.
Many prejudices and accusations floating around this magazine.

Focus is not leftist but written by neocons.
Try Junge Freiheit.

>Most are either brainwashed commies

I wouldn't even say that, they're just lower-class, elderly, unemployed Germans who sadly fall for the Linke's propaganda of "vote for us and we'll give you more Hartz". Most of the East German Linke voters are pretty Sup Forums-tier at heart, they don't give a fuck about Antifa/SJW shit.

Hey, don't shoot the Messenger. I just keep my vigilant eye on any changes.

I've heard this a lot, however that always happens when you're teetering on the edge of mainstream and "conspiracy theorist".
Elsässer has all the right ideas about globalism and how to achieve change, I like him a lot, and I do trust him and his media.

where is Tayanon?

buongiorno
ma come va
io non ho fatto niente

to get the basic truth about germany,
that is a good question

Probably on a Saturday Kneipentour making out with Tay lookalikes

Die Grünen und Journalismus.
Journalismus und Begeisterung.
Die Grünen und Journalismus und Begeisterung. Eine Bewundererin.

>web.de/magazine/unterhaltung/tv-film/dsds/dsds-recall-bierchen-dieters-dubioser-deal-32771538
"Diese Schweizerinn verzaubert Dieter"
>Tiefschwarze Haare, dunkler Teint, braune Augen.
>Schweizerinn

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why are you still here?
it´s saturday night. isn´t it time to party?

ach eigentlch ist alles zu ende hier
ich kann mal schlafen gehen und mein arbeit faellt nicht aus morgen
wunderbar

No, it's time to stop studying for the exam on monday and start conquering Polan.

Note to BKA: Just kidding, I'm talking about Hearts of Iron.

i have a dream for germany

fuck, my grammar is so unorderly

Good for you, have to go to the lab tomorrow, my cell culture needs attention ... have to pamper the little fuckers every day or else they die.

last bread died somewhat strange
indeed where is that fella?

german humour
my sides

youtube.com/watch?v=GhVELnXisUw

there is only one mandatory response to that

Just add "FOR HISTORICAL PURPOSES ONLY" to everything and it's 100% a-okay.

>youtube.com/watch?v=GhVELnXisUw
>this music will blast at full volume while Panzerkorps I takes Warszaw

You only have yourself to blame.

>that pic
>what the actual fuck
>i had the exact same sunglasses once

You're a rearyancarnation.

tfw my eyes are LSSAH tier but my hair turned from hitlerjunge into muddy blonde

Yes, yes, I'm just kidding...

Age and sunlight will do that, no need to be ashamed. Look forward to your kids having white-blonde hair in their youth.

wait i thought blonde hair gets brighter if you get much sunshine on it

cottbump

>sunlight
i fucking hate spending time in sunny places
had a aryan swedish ex gf once and often ask myself what kind of miracles our kids would have been

Seems to depend. Mine gets darker when exposed to sunlight for extended periods.

right lads
i'm moving to germany
within 4 weeks,
if i don't manage it i will never show my face here again

>i fucking hate spending time in sunny places

That's probably exactly it then, sun-bleaching makes a huge difference for whites.
I'm technically a redhead, but through staying inside and lurking on Sup Forums, my hair has gone brown - if I got more sun, I'd be almost a ginger again.

Best of luck to you, mein Herr.

>lurking on Sup Forums, my hair has gone brown
the moment Sup Forums turns into exorcism kek

its settled then???
how fucking amazing is that!
you know where to?
also what happens to you land and house?

bump

is it degenerate if you listen to mexican narcocorridos?

...

everyone is abandoning the bread

They arent abandoning, the happenings are really waiting for themselves these days.

youre right
but i guess i am a traitor aswell because i have to go clubbing now

...

>clubbing
what are you? a normie?