Hey guys, Australian geologist here. My fellow rock experts and I are greatly concerned at the state of yellowstone currently. American geologists I have worked with have already left to Australia to avoid the coming chaos. They say it will blow any geological second now.
Some scary things that have been happening are the parks wildlife fleeing the park, including the parks elusive zebra population. Additionally, all the fish have left the lakes. What fish do remain are being pulled out of the lake by local experts in the know using specialised rods.
>welfare sucking abo with mc-wifi access piss off now
Nicholas Morgan
i was it was true :(
Eli Robinson
you have much left to learn young one
Zachary Scott
We cannot let drumpf have the nuclear codes
Wyatt Harris
I want to see it happen for lulz
Cooper Martinez
friendly reimder, its never happens.
Jaxson Cooper
you would die, son. no lulz.
Henry Clark
How fucked would canada and usa be?
Wyatt Stewart
>dying isn't lulz >flag
Something doesn't add up here.
Ian Walker
>its never happens
life is suffering
Easton Cook
...
Justin Morgan
Big if true
Hudson Flores
Any geological second, guys. . .
Jack Perry
world war 2 doesnt mean dying is fun, it means losing is.
Nathan Jackson
>rock experts Okay, rock expert, let's have some data.
Julian Cox
op are you actually legit or do you just troll?
Christopher Gray
Quit bumping this absolute trash. Worst larp I've ever seen. It's almost funny because of how bad it is.
Landon Richardson
I was wondering the same thing.
Julian Cook
If numbas ids habbening :-DDDDDDD
If not numbas, larp.
Jaxon Stewart
I actually would admire any geologists that were smart enough to run away before the fucking mountain blew.
Kevin Fisher
The fish part is legit. Your digits as well.
Cooper Evans
the fish part was the joke part, thats why im unsure of op is legit. cause he mentioned something like that.
Jayden Martin
USA would be more fucked. I think the estimate is 14 million dead, mainly from inhaling ash.
Luke Foster
>elusive zebra population
god damn it I wanted you to be real
David Butler
He already has them well it's not a big secret any more.
Austin Diaz
>all the fish have left the lakes wut
Robert Watson
>any geological second So you're saying we got time
Lincoln Perez
LA, DC and most of California blown up by God's wrath. Who cares.
Lucas Hughes
>fish left the lakes >user left the thread
Ian Ward
>elusive zebra population >that flag
I love you Aussie cunts. All time greatest shitposters. There will be at least 50 people who will shit themselves after reading your post and move to Cuntralia. God damn I love you bastards
You don't know about the big crack in Montana; philistines like you always see a joke when the academic man sees the hard truth of facts.
Tyler Ross
Nice LARP faggot
Jordan Smith
>zebra population
What did he mean by this
John Perry
>Newsweek I ain’t clickin that shit
Kevin Martinez
Which is a lot, considering how the area east of yellow stone isnt very populated at all
Brandon Long
>Fish leaving lakes Lakes have no entrance or exit water way
Samuel Brooks
Thanks for the warning mate. Stocking up now
Eli Gray
Kek at that picture
Blake Myers
Notice he said zebra? I don't think there are any zebras in Yellowstone.
Brayden Mitchell
Quick rundown on Montana crack?
Jackson Kelly
>inhaling ash
Nigga, just cover your mouth
Connor James
>any geological second >all the fish have left the lakes
Now I know why Sup Forums gets shilled so hard. You're all retarded.
Jordan Morgan
I'm safe..wew
Angel Turner
Jesus Christ, those leafs can't even come up with original shapes for theor provinces. It's just a stretched out California, Nevada, Colorado, Minnesota, and Maine.
Julian Stewart
>What fish do remain are being pulled out of the lake by local experts in the know using specialised rods.
Daniel Ortiz
Please not before chainlink explodes
Oliver Flores
no dummy
Anthony Ramirez
yeh run away white boi
Andrew Phillips
It's called a river Cletus. Look at salmons.
Big crack; yuge even; suspicious fish movment nearby. I bought beef jerky and my swiss knife is ready and oiled.
Jace Sullivan
>Just outside the full radius on the side it blows away from
Good luck faggots
Gabriel James
not any more
Lucas Reyes
>California would still exist
Logan Phillips
>DC >Source required
Blake Fisher
my hopeful but woefully uninformed theory is that a happening like Yellowstone could trigger movement on the San Andreas fault and slam California.
Jace Nguyen
> zebra population
This is great trolling..
Justin Roberts
> elusive zebras nice....
William Watson
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkk off you stupid fucking aussie cunts
you fucktards have been shitposting about yellowstone for literally all of 2016 and 2017.
sage.
Ethan Lee
>all the fish have left the lakes
Andrew Long
>any geological second now Nigga that could be anywhere from tomorrow to 2050
Gabriel Foster
fif(y)
Jayden Myers
nah its ok lava is pretty cool
Matthew Morales
can someone help me find this vid
Ayden Harris
>all the fish have left the lakes. all the fish have left the lakes.all the fish have left the lakes.all the fish have left the lakes.all the fish have left the lakes.all the fish have left the lakes.
old pasta is old , KYS OP
Bentley Torres
nice
Nathaniel Reyes
>all the fish have left the lakes the fucking lakes. Can you please provide us with a larp that is not insulting our intelligence?
Jacob Jones
>pulling fish out of the lake another shitpost by the god damn fags who lost the emu war
All jokes aside, that would suck big time were it to ever happen. Large part of the continent would go under water, which would create gigantic waves that would fuck everyone else up pretty badly. And then you'd have to deal with effects similar to a nuclear winter all over.
Aaron Wilson
On east coast, hope it's true
Leo Bailey
Peasants in the Kingdom of France had bad recolts the years before the revolucion.
The Laki volcano eruption in 1783 is the main culprit.
Krakatoa boom was the biggest sound ever recorded.
I agree it's bad.
Aaron Harris
i live in wyoming and took this picture out my window earlier. i think the animals can sense something..
i want to make sure i have enough time to run for the hills!
Evan Moore
>flag >Geological second is about a thousand years >no source >Zebra's
2/10 made me respond.
Zachary Gonzalez
Humans existing is like the blink of an eye in the geological timescale. Relax kitty.
Lincoln Young
How the fuck can a fish leave a lake you cunt?
Henry Russell
This haha.
Oliver Myers
Yes, but every second that passes leaves us with a second less of time..
Nathaniel Sullivan
I checked there are no zebras in Yellowstone. I have a specialized rod for your mouth.
Matthew Scott
>any geological second Sooo... 10,000 to 250,000 years from now. Got it.
Gabriel Kelly
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Jonathan Russell
Zebras are VERY rare in Yellowstone, their departure is noted..
Julian Flores
Interesting anecdote possibly connected.
I was drinking with a couple of friends in Oxford new years eve, we met this group of people which included a Geology professor from the University, one of my mates was talking to him about moving to the US, the Geologist said 'Oh I wouldn't do that if I were you' and laughed, my mate said why not? It's about to blow old boy, Yellowstone is fit to pop'.
Honestly paid it no mind until reading the OP, thinking back he was adamant about it, he said stuff like 'it's widely known' and all the signs are there' and 'it's long overdue'.
The funniest thing about it in relation to this post, he was hosting 3 American Geologists who were house hunting in Oxfordshire in preparation for moving their families to the UK, convinced that the US is about to suffer 'an unimaginable catastrophe'.
