What would you do in such a situation, Sup Forums?

What would you do in such a situation, Sup Forums?

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what are they holding

Run.
At that point, they already decided to end my life and put me in prison.

If I'm going to be falsely accused, I might as well actually dick em.

Kill the three of them with a pencil.

*blocks path*
teme

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Sit down and think about life

>namefag is clueless
wew

dont pretend like you dont already know

I carry candy around for this exact scenario, throw it as a distraction and book it. I should be far away by the time they get finished with it

Remember to always take precautions against lolis, anons. Stay safe

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What if something happens to that whistle too? Do they have a backup plan?

Always check the signals.

Dab

What do these actually sound like?

I-I was just making airplane noises and running down the street when these little girls threatened me.

殲滅

Really loud wailing noise

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>Man someone shut that loud-ass bird up

Why are they holding grenades?

ISIS is recruiting lolis now.

If I got trapped in a little girls body, this would be my life.

Demand he takes his pants off or I pull the buzzer.

Let them pull them while walking away calmly. Children pull those dumb alarms all the time.

why would a toddle be wearing panties like that? no way that's my fault

How else are you gonna make money at that age?

Nothing, since I'm not a pedo I'll never be in such a situation. Help yourself.

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Oh, you poor naive soul. Lolis don't target pedos.

I'd snatch all three away, smash the shits and then kidnap at least one of them to fuck at home. As punishment, her choking practice also starts early.

Hah. I was typing all sorts and couldn't get footage. thanks.

Is that wise? Are you fast enough to snatch all 3 away before they can pull the pin? Bear in mind they're holding the pin already, a wrong move could cause it to pull.

Clever lolis...

Heh, I doubt they would go after me.

Just don't go following the smell of beer and the sound of good music into a deserted street in suburban japan, for your own good.

I've the advantage, I was a loli once. You're the fucked one. Also, I prefer wine.

Glad you warned me. I'm in Akihabara on my phone right now, and I could smell beer from a near by alley. I'm pretty sure I hear Chicago playing from down the way too. I guess I'll steer clear of that place and check out this ramen shop with a cute girl advertising near by.

>I was a loli once.

I hope you get caught and get emotionally torturer.

Wouldn't matter, a noise in the distance doesn't guarantee that someone will come around to investigate. Even if one of them manages to pull their pin, me smashing the device soon enough means people will just assume that it was turned off.

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People grow up, user. That's the destiny of everyone you hold dear, be afraid. Very afraid.

Strapping explosives to young girls isn't actually anything new over there.

It's almost guaranteed you won't be able to snatch any of them without the pin being pulled. I'd say someone would investigate if 2-3 alarms go off at once and are silenced in moments.

What the fuck is this shit?

What?

??? What is this?

Oh come on, now I'm super curious. I don't know wtf are you talking about here. Pls tell.

Tell me your secrets you fucker!

What about THIS?

What about what?

Thanks for the heads up

An obfuscated javascript code is loaded each time you load a thread on Sup Forums. I've no idea what it does, so block that shit off.

>Cross site request are cancer and you should already be blocking this shit

There's a loli on your lap and you're in danger of getting a boner - WHAT DO YOU DO?

I'm not a computer genius, this is bad because?

What's ublock?

>cross site request
Is this some kind of xss to find pedos?

And how do I do that? I have uBlock Origin if that makes a difference.

Easy. Don't have a penis in the first place. Victory.

Think unsexy thoughts.

What did you do with yours?

Lost it in the Loli war of '08

Odd, I see nothing of the sort.

I dunno. I suppose it fell off when I was born. Tragic ;-;

Sad!

a focking pencil. kon you belive it. a foucking pencil

Botched circumcisions are hell, sorry the jews took your wiener user.

A blocker. Impressive, I know.

Yes

It's a random script doing who the fuck knows. At best, it's an ad link, at worst, it logs and tracks the website you browse. Lots of malware spreads using loopholes and bugs in ad links anyway.

Install it

Open the uBlock dashboard, the spinning gear icon in the clicked popup, then go to My Filters and paste the link given earlier.

>Install it
Is it so different from adblock?

This also works on adult women.

Yes.

>Open the uBlock dashboard, the spinning gear icon in the clicked popup, then go to My Filters and paste the link given earlier.
Done. I've been reading the linked Sup Forums thread and I think I'll play it safe until people figure out what this thing is. Thanks for the help user.

But you should already stay away from disgusting old hags at all times.

So just ublock from ublock.org, not ublock origin? Also what's so different?

Oh, for fucks sake. So annoying.

Use uBlock Origin, that's the one by the original creater. Therefore, "uBlock" refers to that as it's also more widely used.

ublock.org is a shitty, abandoned attempt to cash in.

Shouldn't noscript catch it?

*smirks and lowers fedora*

"Kids should be seen and not heard"

*unsheathes katana and cuts buzzers in half*

"Who wants to go first?"

Meh, fuck it. Who cares if they track me. It's not like I have something to hide.

Teleport away.

Hiro was a mistake.

Ok sure just post your browsing history in the last 7 weeks alongside your home address and also your real name and photograph. Oh, and also tell me the color of your underwear and what did you jerk off to last time.

Moot will come back from the grave and save us all.

Is this why sometimes it feels like the page is lagging out?
I thought it was my shitty internet.

Am I the man or the Loli in this scenario?

Meh, I blog everywere all the time. Who cares if another creepy weirdo stalks me.

whats a mot

Bring it

>implying he doesn't lurk and shitpost all the time

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Draw a pen, stab my wrist, lay down on the floor and let a pool of blood form, so it serves as a timer proving i was laying down the whole time as the lolis summoned doom upon me.

Source?

He sold us out. He sure as hell isn't gonna buy us back.

So? Give those info then, you don't have anything to hide afterall.

Reminder.

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Lol, no way. I say I don't care, doesn't mean I'm going to share my personal info to a whatever idiot that is on the internet.