Hey you

Hey you
Wanna sign a contract with me
I'll give you a wish for anything you want, just sign the contract

I wish to be transformed into a little lesbian girl and retain my human mind and body even if I become a witch.

>and retain my human mind and body even if I become a witch.
If you weren't such a little bitch that you wouldn't need to wish for this, mister.

I wish for infinite good luck.

I want everyone to turn into a little girl. More fuel for you, fluffy buddy.

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I want a complete and total understanding of nuclear physics

I want a copy of you that will grant me infinite wishes without needing to become a Magical Girl.
Moment #2 comes, in "I wish I was't a Magical Girl, without turning into a witch"
And then the party starts.

>you can wish for anything you want
Grant me my wish, Incubator! It's not particularly egregious. I'm not rewriting the universe or anything.

Why

I just want to adopt you.

That's two wishes.

I wanna return in time to this very moment every time i'm at imminent death, all healed up again.

I wish immortality and imwitchality.

I want the jews to be exterminated

>2 wishes

By this logic, Homura's wish was two wishes.

Adolf pls

Her wish was
>I want to be able to do-over my time with Madoka so that I can be the person that protects her instead of the other way around

The wish is
>I want to be able to do-over the meeting
Everything after it isn't a separate wish, but a justification of it.

Can I wish for instant painless death?

unlimited wishes

What is the most foolproof wish?

Hello QB. My wish is to forever be a cute magical girl.

I wanna a hourai elixir please

I want to end suffering.

I WANT TO FUCK YOU, QB

more wishes

I wish you'd leave me alone

If you could have a single wish (and you weren't allowed to wish for more wishes) but the wish had unlimited power and potential, then the best thing to do would be to choose some fictional character with a vast reality shaping power and say, "I wish I had that person's power."

This wouldn't quite give you unlimited wishes but would give you something similar.

Being meguca is suffering

>Kyubey contracts with some 8 year old kid
>Kid literally wishes to be Batman or something
Would Kyubey do it?

You are only diluting the potential of your own wish by increase the amount. Its all equals out in the Madoka universe based on karma and magical potential.

>Kyubey vanishes
>Immediately die or witch because now Kyubey isn't there to offer help and advice
Being meguca is suffering

I want to use both positive and negative emotions as magical fuel.

But if I can ask for unlimited wishes doesn't that also mean unlimited wish potential?

I want you to become a magical girl

To finish his bachelor's lol

Can I become meguca?

I'll do it for a hamburger.

You make that wish, and I'll wish for the nignogs to be exterminated. Truly, a perfect world will be slowly made.

Hope you weren't too attached to that soul of yours, user

do not throw souls

Totally worth it.

not if you werent that strong in the first place. there is a reason qb said Madoka was powerful enough to have any type of wish granted, even becoming god.

What if you were to wish for something really simple, like sharing a nice dessert with your mother? Simple shit like that. No way Kyubey can monkey's paw that.

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I wish to move to a timeline where Rebellion was never made.

Meguca must suffer

>razorblades in the desert
>issue at the production plant posion got into the desert
>chokes on plastic in the desert

>desert

Good point. While enjoying your desert you might get kidnapped and dumped in the desert.

>razorblades in the desert

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RIVER IN A DRY LAND

I wish to die a painless and quick death immediately after making this wish and have none of my family or friends grieve over my death

I want total control over molecules/matter.

I wish for an infinite amount of wishes

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I wish for a Cheese Cake.

I wish the incubators were exterminated.

>I wish all the incubators would experience all the suffering experience by all magical girls ever, and never forget it.
Won't save/spare me, but might as well put that suffering to good use

QB doesn't monkey's paw things really, for the most part the wishes are granted as asked. The consequences come from stuff the wisher just didn't think about. I'm sure if you wished for something really simple you would get it.

I want to use you as my personal onahole

/ss/

>I wish witches were incacable of affecting humans, directly or indirectly
>I wish for my soul gem to be uncorruptible and indestructible
>I wish humankind discovered a new way to generate the energy you need, without causing suffering to anyone in the process
Fuck you kebbe

Keep in mind the incubators can refuse certain things. For example wishing to never become a witch means they'll never get the energy returns they need. Giving you something without getting what they need in return isn't logical.

>For example wishing to never become a witch means they'll never get the energy returns they need.
They still get a return on investment, just not the big payout at the end.

Nah senpai, turning you into a magical girl is an energy loss at worst and neutral at best, they don't make a profit off of it. Their ROI comes from witching. Dying "normally" gets written off as a loss in their books. Honestly it's like you slept through the entropy accounting class.

I wish to summon my waifu with full powers as a fully incarnated person

and then i quit this contract

Be a superhero. That's it.

>Wish to be a superhero
>Kyubey makes you Batman
>your whole family is killed before your eyes

one gf

Did you not learn from Sayaka
Do you liked being a cuckold?

Sayaka would have been fine if she got a gf. It was trying to get a bf that fucked her.

Well ro be honest sayaka got cucked because she didnt want to confess her feelings because "muh zombie"

please stop mocking me I just want my free gf

I wish for the ability to reincarnate my mind, memories, abilities, soul, and everything else that makes me who I am, into a new human body whenever my current body dies. (note that this wish is worded in a way that makes me essentially immortal)

It wouldn't have worked out anyway, as Violin-Kun is like Schroeder, he cares more for his music than any potential relationships.

>QB makes your waifu real
>she hates you and dumps your ass
You never wished that she'd love you back :^) gotta read the fine print boyo :^)

Urobochi clarified in an interview that if she actually started dating him, that she'd never be happy because she would be cucked by his violin. Even in the total absence of any romantic rivals, Sayaka is still a cuck.

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!

More like Kyousuke is just that shitty of a romantic interest

Meguca
Suffer

>I wish humankind discovered a new way to generate the energy you need, without causing suffering to anyone in the process

That's potentially pretty dangerous.

user, you'd better watch out. You became a magical girl for the privilege of being dumped, you don't want to turn into a witch, do you? Also: magical girls turn into witches when they get depressed, so don't do that.

Fuck off kyubey, wishes are for cheaters who can't play game properly. Cunt

Are you monkey paw?

Can I become Kyoko?

*Insert funny comment about how I want the underdog to win an election*

What is this guys witch form anyway?

A giant green frog with a smug face.

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Kaijuus or giant mechs

or better yet

giant mechs looking like Kaijuus

I just finished MGS2

But how does this effect you as a magical girl? You're going to spend all day killing witches, not fucking around with mechs/kaijuus.

>stop time
>zandatsu

or better yet

> supplex it

left or right?

>Not supporting your beloved for doing what he loves most and actually being happy
And this is why the world is full of shit, people.

Nobody likes being ignored, and if he wants a gf that comes with responsibilities, otherwise just pay whores

IIRC

Urobuchi stated that what Sayaka felt towards him wasn't really love, but a kind of nostalgia towards her childhood due to his violin play

so in a way
she liked his violin play
not he himself

I wish for a wish that continuously spawns two more wishes that do the same thing as the wish(es) that spawn(s) it.