What if you never had to poop again?

What if you never had to poop again?

I wish.

I would thank space jesus every day.

Pretty sure you can make one of your AU selves to poop in your place.

No more easily accessible fertilizer for emergency gardening.

I still would.

No thanks I like pooping, it feels good.

...where would it go..?

It'd be like sleep, where you still could if you wanted to. Though it would probably be hard to find a place to poop in public, as earth would quickly adapt to a no-toliet society. You could probably get one installed in your home, though. Or just shit in trash cans like the Chinese.

How would you do this? You use your other you to poop instead of sleep?

DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS

Maybe. Maybe the poop never forms (micro portals in the intestinal track), or maybe it forms but just "disappears" because the other you has pooped it out. Maybe it turns into pee, so you still "go", but you can make it all liquid.

India would be saved

What a shit thread topic.

Oh well, previews are out.

If zaShunina teaches us to disembody our body parts we could poop in our houses even if we are outside

>lovingly cradling Shindo's head
What did he mean by this?

Did we really need a second thread when the other one is still up?

He's about to snap his neck and replace him with a more compliant clone.

>absorb energy from the alien space
>never have to consume food, never have to poop ever again

But what about water?

>A few thousand years later humanity evolved into a creature with no rectum

Pity the analfags.

How much would you rage if that were true?

anal sex becomes more popular

Soon.

What if you never had to eat again?

This would mean I would live free without work.

I wouldn't give a shit

God damn it, Carlos.

But my dudes. Has anyone else thought about not having to sleep? Like for reals totes my AOTS thought about it?

Fuck that shit, I like sleeping.

I would never have to rub my anus raw with toilet paper.

I'll take it. I just took 3 shits today

No one said all your multi-dimensional selves couldn't all sleep at the same time for multiplicative more laziness. You just don't need to sleep to stay alive.

nanobots eliminate all the waste automatically. It never leaves your gut.

In that case, assholes would serve no purpose other than being fucked.

Never needing to sleep would make you paranoid/schizophrenic.

It's why people who do hardcore drugs and stay up for days at a time are always a fucking mess mentally. Our mental psyche just wasn't made to be active 24/7.

In reality not sleeping has been found to kill test animals. Most studies seem to point towards everything bad happening to your physical brain if you try to stay awake forever.

The worst is called fatal familial insomnia (it can also spontaneously occur) and is obviously 100% fatal with a slow progression in lack of the ability to enter deeper sleep stages with progressive brain damage until death with no known cure. Even drugs that normally put people to sleep or coma's appear to make the problem worse.

But user, girls don't poop.

That depends. Do I live in a world where everyone else has no need for sleep, or at least some significant minority of the population?

As an individual, not having to sleep without ill effect would be something of a blessing. The amount of time you spend sleeping adds up over a long period of time. The amount of things you could get done in that time gained is not trivial at all.
But as a society, not having to sleep would be terrible. Think of the working conditions. If you thought Japan was bad now, wait until you see Japan where no one had to sleep. Fatigue will still build. Stress will still build. People would be jumping off the skyscrapers by the day regardless of the country, because everyone is forced to adopt unreasonable working schedules to compete.

Sign me up, gay space alien man.

It would be cool and all to spend so much of the night being more productive instead of sleeping, but I can easily see someone going insane for being alert every minute of every day.

Sleep is still optional, so you could take a nap if you wanted. And since humans spend 1/3 of their life sleeping, the productivity gains would be incredible.

Having experienced being awake for so long that it made me want to die, I can't comprehend a sleeplessness that doesn't drive you mad, even if the body technically doesn't need it.

Guys... I'm nervous... Will Space Jesus snap today?

Space Jesus can't snap by definition. Shindo, however, might, depending on what zaShunina comes up with.

I've become 2d girl? Fuck yes.

thoughts on what the fourth device is?

At this point, it's hard to even guess. And since the tagline is "the world's end and beginning", it's probably nothing ningens would normally want.

but pooping feels great

Immortality, if had to guess.

I don't sleep, I only dream...

Marathoned this show the other day. It was surprisingly good. The show kind of straddles the thin line between a show that takes itself seriously and thinks it's smart and being an outright ridiculous show. Enjoyable either way.

Can't wait for the background porn.

It's not "you don't need to sleep", more like "your other extra-dimentional selves can do it for you".
Shouldn't we assume that since this eliminates the physical need for sleep of one's "actual" self, it can also gets rid of the fatigue, stress, etc.?
Theoreticaly speaking those other selves could be sleeping and resting all the time if need be, allowing one to alert and productive 24/7 with absolutely no ill effects (as we can see with Shindo).

How about not needing to wipe more than once?

Even when I have really clean shits I always got to wipe multiple times for peace of mind.

kanpai

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Nanomishain

Can't blame OP, people can't find the other thread in the catalog since it doesn't have Kado in the name.
We'll just have to reach the bump limit in the other thread then migrate to this one.

Gravity control

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We need data.

Just...why?
Also pic is an spoiler in a way who didn't watch would not understand.

So will this end with some hippie message?

>In that case, assholes would serve no purpose other than being fucked.
That is their primary purpose anyway.

subs never ever

Wait, is that grey goo?

It's out fags

did Shindo died?

720p out

>not downloading the 480 first to get it faster and start downloading 720p right before you watch the 480p

zaShunina can make more of them, so it's fine either way. He's literally God.

wtf

I called the clones.
I fucking called it.

Why would he go to all the effort of giving them stuff if only to clone them? Maybe the clones take some of the aspects of the gifts.

Hanamori confirmed gay for Shindo

He doesn't need clones. His Shindo clone is like a save point; he knew he'd be talking about very dangerous things, so he made a save just in case it turned out badly.

FUJOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Japan has been really turning up the progressiveness lately

Did fujos get BTFO? Tell me.

Downloading the episode now, but isn't this more like the Sims?

HOW CAN 3D or 2D BEING EVEN COMPETE WITH A 5D WAIFU?

zaShunina fucked up and confessed too soon, so he tried to kill Shindo and replace him with an earlier backup.

That was a really nonchalant way to reveal that, too.

>5D
Try 37D.

OH MY GODDDDDD

HE'S FUCKING YANDERE FUCKK

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

Yes, he's in love with Shindo.
Unfortunately, he doesn't know how to deal with it, and it goes terribly wrong.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS REALLY IS BORROWING FROM HARD TO BE A GOD

OH MY ABSOLUTE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCK BITCH THST PURPLE HAIR ANNOYING BITCH IS SUDDENLY A ASSPULL ANISOTORPIC GUARDIAN OF THE EARTH AND YANDERE SPACE JESUS IS COMFIRMED
I'm a fujo and don't know weather to be 100 percent mad as fuck or 100 percent boner due to abstract homo yandere comfirmed
IM HAVING A 6D LEVEL FREAK OUT RIGHT NOW

Kino.

Well, both zaShunina and Tsukai having shit fashion sense makes sense now.

As a Hanamori fag...fuck yeah, this is all I ever wanted. Please don't turn out NTR.

>dat TWEEST

What in the fuck?

Well, I'm never going to finish this because I'm unhappy with the lineart, but I started this thing almost a week ago and it seems too appropriate now.

Good god what the fuck did I just watch

Kino of the year award.

>Tsukai's ring was actually relevant to the plot

Is he fucking flirting here? The headtilt is just surreal on him.