Sup Forums, this is the anime monkey paw. Dare you use its forbidden power?

Sup Forums, this is the anime monkey paw. Dare you use its forbidden power?

gonna jerk off with it

The soft fur feels amazing against your dick, causing you to fall into furfaggotry.

I wish that Tohsaka was real!

I wish Kubo started a monthly manga!

Eh, they all seem pretty happy.

It can't bring my waifu to life.

I wish Takagi would stop teasing Nishikata

Why not just monster girl faggotry?
Are you projecting?

>the author dies of a sudden and unexpected brain hemorage, causing the manga to end with no satisfying conclusion

a good darker than black season 2 or bleach anime rebooted

Oh well, we had chapter 31, we know what happens anyway.

I wish we would have subs done by professionals and released on a reliable schedule so we don't have to deal with drama and delays.

>they cost money

I want to fix shaft

I wish that moot would come back to us.

That monkey just makes you do what was already in your power to satisfy your real motivation for the wish. All wishes are going to be "I wish I enjoyed this more" and sleepwalking autolobotomies.

>he buys back Sup Forums to shut it down for good
It's gotta suck seeing your baby turn into this shithole.

It was always a shithole.

Its just not OUR shithole anymore.

Go on...try.

I want to be a cute girl, like Barbara! She has such a nice body and great personality!

then why are you here, faggot? go somewhere else like
>>>/reddit/

Kill kyoani

Do something to me that I will really fucking hate.

You're right, it's not ours. Kek has done quite well to keep the website up though for a god.

Fuck off. Why'd you have to go and ruin my night, faggot?

I wish for Akko's yay to be restored.

I wish for lwa posters and trigger niggers to fuck off back to their respective homeboards.

I wish Manglobe would came back to life

I wish for more monkey paws.

I wish I could always get the same feeling of hype or enjoyment when re-watching a series like I did the first time.

Granted. They go back to their home board. As in, they stay on Sup Forums because you were too stupid to realize this is their home board.

I wish to become an extremely cute loli.

I wish for all the fujo fans to turn into het and /u/ fans

>and /u/ fans
/u/ fans are as annoying as the fujos, that wouldn't change anything.

have all the monkey paws in the world

I was thinking more in terms of sales and budgets rather than threads.

Yea sure, im used to life fucking me over in a ridiculous ways.

I wish for Anno to proclaim Rebuilds as his greatest mistake and choke on a dick shortly afterwards.

>I wish for more monkey paws.
>gets the 100 monkey paws existing in the world.
>the negative side effect of every single desire gets multiply by 100.

i wish the monkey paw worked properly and didn't try to twist my wish into something negative

I read xxxHolic, it didn't end well

He chokes on your dick and you get done for murder

>Daiz is running it
>also, everything they make looks like Berserk 2016

A full adaption of the Berserk manga, atleast up until they get to the boat.

Granted, but the animation is even worse, and there's more CLANG.

>Dare you use its forbidden power?
I think I already did? This is not what I had in mind when I wished Symphogear would get gayer.

>user's penis getting ripped and teleported into Anno's throat.
>DNA analysis confirms, that, it is indeed anons dick

I wish Sup Forums was deleted

Omedetto ! You just got alzheimer !

I wish for Shaft to make a CCC anime with Tamamo as the heroine.

We all know that monkey pawn exist and this was probably the first wish

Done, but now every board discusses exclusively anime.

The light novel industry collapses in Japan

And its reborn in france

...

Granted. It collapses for six months, then comes back stronger than ever

I want to what to know why it's for use I can't.

I wish all currently planned anime western live-action adaptations would be cancelled with no hope of return.

I'm more interested in what's on the other end of that paw.

I want to be poplar!

What could go wrong?

Give me a new attractive sister who is yandere for me.

You do get a sister, but since the definition of yandere has become muddled, she's only mildly obsessed with you.

oh noooooooo

I want my high-school crush to suffer brain damage that causes her to mindlessly crave my sexual gratification.

Granted, but it's because she hits her head in your presence, and her family presses charges on you, and you're forced to switch to a new school in a different town because of it, at the very least.

I can work with these circumstances.

i would like a soup

I wish for an anime about weight gain that gives Sup Forums a weight gain fetish!

Galko already exists.

The second cour is about getting fit. All of the girls become bodybuilders.
Sup Forums becomes /fit/ 2.0.

gets monkey head soup

oh okay

can I have a different soup

I wish for a cute tomboyish (2D) girlfriend (tomboys are a miracle of the universe, other miracles include: spats, brown (2D) girls and underboob)

If you love soup so much why don't you marry SOUP?

you are right

I want to marry a soup

Shit, I should have said a good anime with attractive girls!

Cause I’m already married to justice.

Granted, but she is literally 2 dimensional.

I want to hypnotize a cute girl several times and condition her into obsessing over serving me!

That's why you force her into the third dimension by pushing your dick into her.

Good, just as planned.

...

that would be atom splitting user

>still not granted

I wish for all anime series to be ongoing and regularly updated until their stories are naturally concluded
>pic related as example

go to bed cara

Who?

I want Sup Forums to stop hating normal people.

I WISH FOR A CUTE (MALE) GF

You fall into depression that eventually causes you to begin crossdressing. Your progressively worsening mental state eventually makes you believe you are your own gf.

Other studios have no reason to pick up their more humane salaries and business practices; the industry continues to strangle itself.

>I've been here all summer

Jokes on you that's already happening

Like right now, Im wearing panties

One foot in the mud already

I wish Kircheis was alive

>
Go back to your own thread

He comes back to life but in a new horrific adaptation which butchers the original piece

Just like the new Code Geass

You find low quality yaoi doujin involving him and group of terraists in alternate timeline where he survived.

Trips confirm

Already did. I'm sorry.

>bavarian illuminati