MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME SOY

MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME SOY
I HAVE BEEN A PATIENT BOY
MOMMY MOMMY MAKE IT QUICK
EVERY LAST DROP I MUST LICK
MOMMY MOMMY I AM THIRSTY NOW
I DRINK YOUR MILK, YOU'RE MY SOYLENT COW
MOMMY MOMMY I SUCK YOUR FEET
PLEASE CASTRATE ME WITH YOUR TEETH
MOMMY MOMMY SOY ME UP
SOYLENT MILK IN EVERY CUP
MOMMY MOMMY I LOVE YOUR ASS
OPEN YOUR CHEEKS, GIVE ME THE SOYLENT GAS

Brilliant

This is just getting out of hand.

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>SOY BOYS XDDDDDD
>UNLIKE SOY BOYS I'M A STRONG AND MASCULINE GUY
>MY MOM SAYS I LOOK COOL

WAIT

shut the fuck up nigger xDD

heh

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Fucking Hillary, trying to kill my mom

>Getting this mad over someone critisizing your milk substitute

first two lines were good, the rest was try-hard memery unfunny nonsense.

fuck this gay shit

(you)

>mocking soyboi culture
How are they any different from you chicken tending choccy milk basement dwelling self?

Damn it, user

>MOMMY MOMMY I AM THIRSTY NOW
>I DRINK YOUR MILK, YOU'RE MY SOYLENT COW
Goddammit.

Oh fruck,
I guess I'm a #CruzMissile now!

How fucking hard is it to keep a consistent number of syllables you fucking mongoloid

ebin

shit

I prefer plain

ugh

Essentially it boils down to animal protein versus faggot plant protein. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Wtf is this?


Sage

Fuck you

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Further proof the soyboy meme was forced

Sage this shill thread

Fuck you Hillary.

>3rd time I fall for this

am i retarded