Crust first

>crust first
Americans will defend this

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>not enjoy some of that innocent cheese pizza

I've seen people do this and I don't understand it

lmao stupid americunts cant believe they actually do this

>pic related average americannotstandbecauseweighttoohigh

Source?

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only 150+ IQ can understand

Not mentioning it is stuff crust. Come on Nord bro.

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I eat the bits of dinner I like least, first.
So eating the crust first makes sense. I do it too, or did before cutting out grains.

This is unforgivable.

That's a Cheese crust, if you don't eat it first the texture will get all plastic-y and nasty.

You have sophisticated taste, user

Maybe he just likes to rustle jimmies whether he believes in the action/statement or not.

its not cheese, its stuffed crust. only first world countries have em.

pizzahut commercial from 90s or early 00s or something

WHATS HAPPENING????????????????

I DONT KNOW WHATS REAL ANYMORE

stuffed crust, thats how you eat it, cause mozarella goodness

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I do this.
Looks like great minds think alike.

was that for stuffed crust pizza? that would make some sense

Following the Scott Adams kind of analysis, this is an example of how Trump always inserts an element of "wrongness" into everything he does. The purpose is to stick in your memory, mostly. It's 8D croquet.

1996

Indeed.
People don't understand abnormality.
They can't comprehend it.
Hence why leftists cannot understand the right wing at all.
Someone with different views to what they've been taught as socially acceptable, is just incomprehensible to them.
And it sticks in their mind like glue.

It's a commercial for stuffed crust pizza at Pizza Hut. They were just trying to hype up how delicious stuffed crust is.
youtube.com/watch?v=B-XgMymBIY0

OH SHIT.
MORPHEUS NEVER ACTUALLY SAYS "What if I told you........"

MORPHEUS NEVER SAID THAT AND PEOPLE ARE EATING PIZZA BACKWARDS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH FUCK YOU CERN

Speaking of Mandela Effect stuff, I thought I'd raise this one:
There's an episode of David Jason's "Frost" where the suspect has been seen burning what might have been evidence in a murder. When quizzed on it, she hard-facedly says to Frost "I like a burn up, don't you, Inspector?"
We thought this was hilarious in our family, and used to quote it at each other for laughs in various situations.
Years later, they repeated the episode, and the character said something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. We had been looking forward to it so much, and were stunned.

You always hear about the Berenstainberg Bears on these fora in this respect, but am I the only person with this particular timeline shift?

Don't worry, just up your hormones and guzzle that soy, it'll kill you faster

Crust first
America first

>just up your hormones and guzzle that soy, it'll kill you faster
What did he mean by this?

I didn't watch Frost

Newfag spotted

>marketing company creates unusual commercial to catch your attention
>it caught your attention
>"BLUMPF IS LITERALLY FUCKING RETARDED!!!!!!"

i'm not american and i eat the crust first. save the best for last. You don't want to finish weak by eating some burnt bread.

>Trump successfully trolls retards
Nice post OP. Go eat broken glass.

Fuck that commercial takes me back.

It's an ad from back when they first introduced stuffed crust. Exaggerating the idea that the crust is so good it's better than the toppings.

STUFF CRUST CHEESE

That's nothing. I've seen pizzas with little hamburgers in the crust. Pizza hut has some diabólico geniuses coming up with ideas for what to put in the crusts.

You have to delete your internet browser history. You do this be deleting the folder: c:\windows\system32

I was old enough to remember this ad campaign. Pizza Hut tried to basically meme eating your pizza backwards a meme to sell their stuffed crust pizzas. There were a fuck ton of ads on tv and in print at the time. They paid Trump to star in their advertisement. It was just as annoying then, as it is now! It failed. End of story! You assholes quit making these same fucking threads!!!!
Sage!

You eat the crust first so you remove the last slice's taste from your mouth.

pizzahut in australia has:
nacho crust
hotdog crust
they have meatpie crust
cheeseburger crust
potatochipcrust
doritos crust

WHAT WONT PIZZAHUT TURN INTO A CRUST

TWO BITES

what did he mean by this

Don't talk shit about strange food and/or eating it in an odd way, Norway!

It was stuffed crust pizza there's cheese in the crust.

literally nobody I know has eaten that shit senpai

Ah well, we lived near Denton where it was set, so it amused us to think of the weekly murders that were supposed to be going on there...

Yeah, sure, buddy!
*Hugs*
Sorry.... I guess.
You're so FULL OF SHIT!

It's true, there is actually a sophisticated point behind it, that only the unintelligent wouldn't understand

>europoors eat pizza with fork and knife

Yeah, if we knew Norwegians were into that we'd bully 'em. Never heard about that.

Literally nobody does this

cabeça de vaca, uma delícia

nobody does this

No we dont

I do it all the time.
Eat the crust first, save the best part of the pizza for last.

Yup, they eat some of the most fucked up shit you could ever imagine! Look it up! Then, they've got the nerve to start a thread about burgers eating their damn pizza backwards!

There's extra cheese cooked inside that crust!!!

None of you, none, could resist that.

It's "knife and fork" you cad

Run little man run, you’ve lost. It’s time to run for Rome burns ignore slide threads.

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Here is the commercial - it's promoting the stuffed crust Pizza Hut gimmick.

The horror

When I was a kid I thought I hated pizza so I only ate the stuffed crust when we went to pizza hut.

No! Horror's served on the plate in my previous post! If you can eat that, you could easily eat a blue waffle.

I tend to save the best for last
like eating a salad before the steak

I don't care how other men eat their food. It's not my mouth and i'm not a faggot.

/thread

It's a commercial for stuffed crust pizza.

Trump eats his pizza with a knife and fork like anyone would do in his attire.

mozarella is cheese you fat retard

Oh, shit! I forgot pic related for you foreigners who don't know the slang.

Literally Hitler

We're Americans. We do what we want.

What am I looking at? Looks like your typical niggress vag

I ridiculed americans for dipping their pizza but then i tried it once and it was godly
They truly are hundreds of years ahead of us

>threading your own post
how new are you?

Only Chicagofags do that, because they don't realize that pizza and lasagna are supposed to be very different things.

Why dont you just have the sauce on top like normal people

I already said /thread. You must be stupid or something. The thread is over with.

/thread

Correct, you are! However, with an infection. Still care for a lick? A Norwegian would do it! They just won't eat their pizza backwards, like a damn near 30 year old commercial says you should.

you dont /thread your own posts newfag

Cheese crust desu.

>OP is mad that Trump ate his mom's pussy from behind instead of the front

Didnt knew being black is an infection

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I do what I want actually, i'm gonna do it every post now just to trigger you.

/thread

>Europoors eat knife and fork with fork and knife
Are you retarded?

/thread

Ok! You have literally made me laugh until I cried!!! Good one! But fuck you all, anyways!

This thread is gay.

/thread

I agree with that.

/thread

kek

I also agree with that.
/thread

patrician

Just did this and now my post is gone, thanks user!

Niggers defending Americans

have you ever tried it?

also SAGE

The absolute madman, clearly does not give one fuck.

Every country in the world has the right to look down on your “cuisine”

A LITTLE BIT OF BLOODY PUDDING M8 PERHAPS ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE AND SOME LASAGNA?

/thread