HELP

So my pal and I had been sending marijuana and money back and forth for about a year now. We took a break to let things cool down, not that anything ever got hot, just our paranoia. Okay well after about a month of no shipments, we decided to do one more. This time we didn’t have luck. It was late so we started to freak out. We waited a day and the decided to check the shipping, and there he read “seized by law enforcement”. So he calls me on a random number and says what’s up. It’s now a week after the package was supposed to arrive but I am shitting bricks. What should I expect, what should I do to prepare myself to not get into trouble. I am freaking out. I know not to receive the package at this point now but what should I do so I don’t go insane...

Package details: pound of wax. Multiple vac seals, and carbon paper wrapped all around it. Was fit very snug inside the express box as well.

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youre fucked because you checked the shipping

enjoy the pokey

Depends if you're dumb enough to leave a paper trial for the exchanged money

I honestly doubt they care anymore. It's a waste of enforcement money

You may be getting served with a felony. Also depends on if the origination state was a legal state (still a felony but might help you in court)

depends on how you've sent it.
someone attempted to setup one of my customers by sending 4lbs of weed via USPS with their address as the "sender."
it was intercepted and cops came to talk to them. they've admitted to not knowing anything about the package, and since there is no validation of the sender, cops, basically, said, "ok" and left.

Sounds like you are going to prison. Enjoy the black cock.

You or your friend will either get a "love letter" informing you that all your mail is being checked from now on, or you will get your house raided.

Throw away all your drugs ASAP and wait for one or the other. Also get a lawyer you stupid fuck.

Alphabet Agency employee here. They were letting you get the earlier shipments to build a case. They seized this one as evidence. They have you on some major federal charges right now.

it's too late to take measures after you've been caught
destroy relevant evidence in your "spring cleaning"
never give a statement to police
if you're lucky, they will force your pal to squeal on his supplier and not on you in particular

>your mail is being checked from now on
also, this. they've got a notice.

This

may 10,000 stabbings come upon you and your family

sessions will personally see to it that both of you get the firing squad

Idk but I just took a screenshot of your post and sent it to the FBI

depends
are you black?

>I honestly doubt they care anymore. It's a waste of enforcement money
Just wanted to say, OP, that this person is wrong. You sent a "pound of wax" by your own words, and that's way more than enough for the police to bust you for distributing drugs. An oz would be a different story.

Your post is going to be searched or at least scanned from now on.

LE here w mail cop buddy. Can verify this statement. They cant just seize or even blanket inspect mail for no reason. You have already been IDed. You are fucked.

>sending drugs via mail
Honestly you deserve getting fucked in the ass

>“seized by law enforcement"
good you fucking degenerate druggie

fpbp

Nigger behavior gets nigger results.

>What should I expect, what should I do to prepare myself to not get into trouble.
stop doing illegal shit, don't answer any letters regarding this, do not make any phone calls unless you get the feeling you need an attorney

stop doing illegal stuff, if your lifestyle is illegal where you are move someplace else

Lol i had a friend who did this, they got him 2 years after the last package he sent. 5 years in federal :) gl op

What return address did you use? if you used your actual return address do not accept the return delivery and SAY NOTHING. you and your pal may receive a notice in the mail saying you are being watched, but it may not go any further than that.

If someone asks you, SAY NOTHING until you talk to a lawyer.

Carefully move anything illegal out of the house ASAP

Your biggest chance of getting fucked is if your pal rolls on you. tell him to say nothing.

Chances are that nothing will come of it, but don't use those addresses for stuff ever again.

Looks like you'd better head for Mexico buddy. You're looking at about 20 years in prison, hope you like anal.

If you dropped it in a box with no return address, you'll be fine.

lol they have a warrant and have already been tailing you guys 100% if you're not just larping. They don't just let you know on the first shipment.

This has got nothing to do with politics
Get lost

Sometimes if you import from overseas they seize and destroy the package

OP you need to clean your house

you fucked up 2 times so far, you admitted to it talking over the phone, and checking the tracking number they have your ip

since it's just cannabis you might be ok they probably have you on a list now but don't have enough to press charges
if you're dealing which you probably are because it was a pound you need to stop now or move to a legal state

I also hope you're behind 15 proxies because Sup Forums is watched

BLACKED: THE POST

Nothing most likely, I had a buddy get 30 pounds burned by UPS.

Repent

if you we're using those gay banking apps like venmo or transferring the money in any way that is tracked by banks they have more evidence

Get ready to have your shit pushed in degenerate. Hahaha, but really, if you are white and its first offense you will probably get probation.

He's already said stuff. Right now, you're in the thread where he self incriminated.

i was gonna fuck with you but its fine, you might get a call from law enforcement though..very likely. just deny the fuck out of it, act confused, not your package, etc. they're not gonna do anything

Cash money, never touched my bank account

Sure, I believe you, Onepost.

But you will be a felon and lose some rights as well as being unemployable in any decent paying respectable job. Was it worth it?

God damn boi is fucked.

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Then why are you being a spazz? I'd be more worried about your boy wanting recompense.

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Move to Canada. NOW

If this were personal use quantities you would be fine. They only go after you because they’ve been finding your product around town you dirty drug dealer.

this. embrace your inner leaf

>sending illegal substance through the USPS
prepare your anus. you have broken several federal laws already. depending on the amount sent you may never see daylight again

They will probably try to deliver it or an undercover will try to deliver it. reject it. Don't sign for it. Even if they leave it for you, don't take it. Best thing you can do. If you don't accept it or posses it, then you have deniability.

> I didn't order anything, sorry
> I wasn't expecting anything, sorry

All you need to say when they try to deliver it.

Um, didn't he mean that it was encased in a pound of wax?

This post makes me happy. Rot in jail ya hippie and stay the fuck off Sup Forums you fucking degenerate.

Nope

>Your biggest chance of getting fucked is if your pal rolls on you. tell him to say nothing.
If it is to that point, you can bet they will monitor communications.

this happened to an old partner of mine. package was a few days late, ups pulled up, swat team jumped out the back. if his father in law werent high ranked in the sheriffs department, he would be in prison right now. clean your house op, everything. you are compromised. if it doesnt have your name on the package, play ignorance, it worked for my buddy and his father in law.

We have a cuck for a PM, but if you've been paying attention to Canadian politics (which you haven't, duh) he's already getting fucked for doing nothing besides legalizing marijuana.

He'll be in for two terms then kicked out just like his father.

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No wax is basically distilled marijuana, it's a lot more potent. He's fucked if he isn't LARPing

i'll add they seize your trash, so dont be dumb about it. they are probably waiting for your next trash pick up to dig through it.

>They cant just seize or even blanket inspect mail for no reason.

That depends. You need a search warrant for stuff shipped via US Post Office.

You do NOT need a search warrant to check packages shipped by private carriers such as FedEx or UPS.

Start inserting small objects into your anus now and work your way up to bigger ones over the time you have before your lengthy prison term.

it's also schedule 1. it's a felony to possess any amount

hope you like prison. you should have thought a lot harder about your stupid life choices.

That's not alot at all. They will keep that and wait to see if you get a bigger package worth their time. You're being watched, user.

Unless they are feeling nice, they probably already have him on video picking up at least the last batch, if not the past few.

>HELP

Clean up your home of anything illegal and relax

Eat shit cia

In what world is a pound of wax not a lot? That's thousands of dollars worth of wax being moved through the postal service.

Have. They already have. You can bet on that.

>ups pulled up, swat team jumped out the back

Are you saying the swat team jumped out when he accepted delivery?

F

Take it from a guy in the same business-- if your name was not associated with the box, you're fine.
It happens. Hell, a buddy of mine loses a box every 15, on average.
Just get a new catcher and a new shipping center.
Protip- if you can check your box routing, pay attention to the local hub it got seized at and try to pick an area it doesn't service.

You are right, but private carriers dont go out of their way to invade privacy.
Locals could have even asked it to be seized if they knew how he was getting it. I wOnder who OP told if not a larp slide.