Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - friendly migrants Edition

Groko coalition talks are sealed.
Majority of Germans prefers now a re-election over a Groko coalition or minority government.
Parliament uniting against AfD, the only party whose members are actually present.

>polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>news in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article172832396/EU-Asylgesetz-Reform-Deutschland-bereit-auf-Fluechtlingsverteilung-vorerst-zu-verzichten.html
focus.de/politik/deutschland/fietz-am-freitag-wenn-martin-schulz-der-spd-einen-dienst-erweisen-will-hat-er-nur-eine-chance_id_8368611.html

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)
murdercube.com/files/Training and Fitness/Guerrilla Cardio.pdf (Lose fat when you are short on time)
hussard.pl/en/home/ (Get operator skills and be #1 on the watchlist)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg


>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0 (update pls)
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

Other urls found in this thread:

wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
br.de/nachrichten/oberpfalz/inhalt/messerattacke-opfer-leidet-immer-noch-100.html
kurier.at/politik/ausland/donald-tusk-warnt-vor-eu-austritt-polens/305.877.749
starke-meinungen.de/blog/2017/05/25/der-antisemitismus-des-goetz-kubitschek/
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC
archive.is/CVbtM
compact-online.de
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Old thread:

Hallo people!

First for second JEB! surge

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WEEOO WEEOO NEWS ALERT!
>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm

FORSA - NEW PROJECTIONS AVAILABLE

wait, shit its insa.

Is that an actual quote...? WTF?

thinking about joining the police force in cologne. what am I getting into guys?

br.de/nachrichten/oberpfalz/inhalt/messerattacke-opfer-leidet-immer-noch-100.html

3.5 percent less than SPD lmao

No, you fucking Sup Forumstard!
It's Kraut/pol/ and here we connect with anons from other countries in order to fight the good fight and have a bantz.

12%? Not more? These deserters!

is Forsa or Insa more reliable?

i misspelled it! Forsa came earlier today, INSA is the newest right now.

(((FORSA)))
I'm surprised they rather honestly ranked SPD at "18% Vol.", considered that the director is an SPD faggit.

Reliable is touchy, its just weird that some of the results in certain companies didnt even flinch while other companies dropped by 2-3% in one go.

INSA is at the very least very forthcoming to the AfD and always has been. i fear some companies cherrypick locations they know what they'll get out of it. (calling into SPD Hotspots to boost percentages without having cheated openly etc)

As for the elections since 2016 INSA called the AfD results most reliably of all.
Most of the others do sample too much in Western Boomerland.

Yep. And OMG, see how die Grüne is also predicted to get 12%?
This is disgusting. A prime example of German self-destruction.

wo hat dieses gelesen?
kurier.at/politik/ausland/donald-tusk-warnt-vor-eu-austritt-polens/305.877.749

>Grüne
>disgusting

As I wrote. Too much sampling in Boomerland, meaning Baden-Würtemberg and Schleswig-Holstein

How anyone can vote the greens is beyond me. Except Turks I guess.

ok, so you tell me from the former thread that there are no decent women in Cologne, thats bad, i want to find one ... where should i start looking then?

>mfw I am from Schleswig-Holstein.

:(

But think about the enviroment, user!

bump for the Patriots in cottbuss

>Bei seiner Festnahme gab er an, dass Gott ihm die Tat befohlen habe.
>Der Asylbewerber leidet unter Schizophrenie.
>Daher konnten die Einsatzkräfte einen möglichen Terrorakt schnell ausschließen.

Top lol.

cottbump

It's not Roaches, at least not in territorial Germany.
It really is the bourgeois Boomers, fat and satiated, living in their still white neighborhoods, sending their kids to white charter schools and having an X1 and Q7 standing in the driveway.

WIEBITTEWAS.png

Didn't an AfD MP convert to Islam recently?

I completely agree. Their renewable energy program sounds nice at first, but I think it's unrealistic.

And let's not even talk about their immigration program...

Woops, linking is hard

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hallo leute wie gehts, my friend

Not in Cologne?

Sehr gut, thank you sir.

Don't you still have not a single ethno-nationalist party in your country and are cucked by pic related?

das System ist das Problem, ja

can someone answer my question I ask here? thanks

No it wasn't a Parliament Member, he was in the advisory group for the County of a few soul dead-end town.

CNN Fake News led you to believe he was HIGH RANKING AND IMPORTANT but its a litterally-who kind of person.

>I feel like

>MP
MP of Brandenburg parliament ... insignificant, irrelevant
Probably an infiltrator from the first

I think you should keep your cuck fantasies to yourself and stay the fuck out of Europe, (((USA)))

Nice one, but i like Kölsch, i dont want to leave my Heimat... thats a problem then and I dont want the trouble of a distant relationship

I just saw it as a bit of rolling news scrolling across the screen on BBC News the other day. Meant to ask.

Still, bit embarrassing. But of course the BBC will run with it, we all know the agenda.

Fuck off nigger. What is to be done? They are to be pittied, as they are neither German nor the other.

Don't worry about distant relationships in the current year. Know a couple, man from Bremen, woman from Munich, met each other for one year over the weekends, then got a baby, now marrying.

Nah man, it's a big nothingburger media stunt.
The Media is on AfD's ass as much it is with Trump.

TWO SCOOOOOOPS REEEEEEEE

>The Media is on AfD's ass as much it is with Trump.
Not just AfD

starke-meinungen.de/blog/2017/05/25/der-antisemitismus-des-goetz-kubitschek/

>i like Kölsch
lolwut

I think the keyword is "Abschiebung"

oh, well then
nothing to see here

that sounds good, maybe checking some not so gay places in germany for somone
yeah i like that Beer, the only thing diversity is ok! Beer

No need for Symphonies, this is Music to my Ears-

They are on Götz' arse since long before AfD was founded. He can handle.

DON'T ...
Just don't...

It's variety.

>Kölsch
>Beer
Chose one.

BW Grüne are okay though, would tell not to come to the parliament tomorrow on the day of the rope. Bundesgrüne kann ins Gas.
t. ewiger Schwabe

it's nice there is now a self improvement section here, thanks

>BW Grüne are okay though

There's only ONE (1) "okay'ish" Greenfag in BW and it's Boris Palmer. Even Kretschmann is a fucking commie. Look up his vita. He was KBW "K-Gruppe" ... fucking Maoist scum. He's eligable for helicopter rides!

You'll need to improve if you want to get over Trumps fat Wall

Martin sieht echt aus wie die "angegrungte" Grufties in der Alltagsversion ohne Schminke. Wundert mich, dass ich nicht früher gemerkt hab, dass er aus der schwarzen Szene ist. Passt ja auch so gut. Nur traurig, dass er auf den Journoshill von Kulturzeit reingefallen ist. Hab ihn kluehgär eingeschätzt.

t. Eternal Schlafmichel

this is the author of the article
really activated my almonds

>Boris Palmer
Boris Palmer is for legalizing the permanent stay of rejected asylum applicants, if they show they are learning the German language. I swear to god: fucking Michels!

I think Palmer actually perfected the art of trolling ... do positively like that guy!

It's still the bloated disorderly OP
This is supposed to be the proper pasta template

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Reminder that communists aren't people anymore.

top kek gunther

Since communism was founded by Jews they never were humans to begin with

in deed, user. Very well in deed

Does anyone here still watch the 8pm Tagesschau?

You'll get additonal 12k migrants + additional hard cases + Family on top.
How delightfully zum Kotzen that is.

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Tages-who?

I haven't watched Big Brother for five years now. Haven't read MSM papers since 3. Except for research of the enemy

Some more drops in the bucket I suppose. But when will it overflow?

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who needs to jump when you can get beheaded, then cut in little pieces and then sold as carnitas in the nearest taqueria of el paso

Nie Wieder Deutschland

Never. Just read even Sup Forums.
>DUUUDE based BaWü Grüne!
>DUUUUDE Boris Palmer is totally based!

But the actual danger is that the AfD turns into a neocon tier transatlantic party. The lobby behind that is powerful, well funded, connected and intelligent. Actual danger instead of Antifa cannon fodder and "Nazi larpers" in the party.

stupid tequila, made me answer to myself

I agree, fuck this country
Deutsches Reich wann?

Try beer instead... cheers!

>halp AfD turning neocon tier transatlantic party

That bunch got thrown out in 2015, bro.
There's still some NATO cucks in there like Junge.

Funny thing is: that sentence was invented and created by Jürgen Elsässer.

Gute Nacht!

archive.is/CVbtM

Who that nigga? Give me a tl'dr pretty please

No they were not. Fest is one of them. Klonovsky, too. It's not just about NATO, that's secondary. Being a trans-Atlanticist Zionist is the problem. At best you get Wilders or Tommy, at worst you get Perle, Wolfowitz and a new crusade for Israel.

I don't like to drink beer here, it get's hot too fast, we can't even get a good winter under 0c

sláinte

Translation of this??? I can't understand most of it.

I love Guiness lol

Are you around twenty years old and live with your parents?

Lets say yes to indulge you

tl;dr
He said God told do it
That can only mean he's schizophrenic, the police could quickle rule out that this was a terror attack

It says:

"The offender is psychically (mentally) ill

The offender was a 24-year-old Jordanian who is now in court. The asylum seeker suffers from schizophrenia. Upon arrest, he told the police that God ordered him to commit the crime. Therefore, the police forces could rule a possible terrorist act."

I actually do like that stuff but in my experience the hangover is worse than with our local beer ... still worth it!

Understandable, beer and hot weather really do hammer you down ... maybe try what we call 'Radler' (beer with lemonade 1:1)

Do you at least know who Sarah Wagenknecht is?

compact-online.de

german people are