Brit/pol/ - handheld detectors edition

>UK to have 'no say' on EU law, during full length of 21 month transition: EU
unv.is/france24.com/en/20180129-eu-adopts-negotiating-terms-brexit-transition-uk

>'Fringe Group' of Tory rebels openly deride Brexit in Commons
unv.is/huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/anna-souby-brexit-transition_uk_5a6f5330e4b06e25326a4354

>Merkel disses May on Brexit at Davos
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/news/politics/angela-merkel-mocked-theresa-may-11934894

>What's behind T.May's 'Fake News' agenda?
unv.is/ibtimes.co.uk/theres-something-sinister-about-theresa-mays-fake-news-offensive-1657126

>Public tire of Lords' aphorisms on Brexit
unv.is/independent.co.uk/voices/brexit-house-lords-eu-withdrawal-bill-public-debate-unelected-life-peers-referendum-a8183891.html

>The ripple effects of London out-migration
unv.is/lse.ac.uk/News/Latest-news-from-LSE/2018/01-January-2018/Ripple-effect-of-London-out-migration

>Hot wheels in hot water over Nazi Tory jibe
unv.is/thecanary.co/uk/2018/01/29/disabled-man-taken-court-allegedly-calling-conservative-mp-nazi/

>Indy begs us to join in, not scorn bullshit MSM
unv.is/independent.co.uk/voices/media-fake-news-donald-trump-hold-it-to-account-dont-scorn-it-a8183941.html

Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closed_timelike_curve
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-thatcher-coal/in-mining-ruins-left-by-thatcher-new-economy-struggles-idUKBRE93B07C20130412
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141536/It-IS-cheaper-North-Price-divide-pub-food-film-tickets.html
independent.co.uk/property/living-in-the-south-costs-3000-more-than-the-north-9525950.html
moneysupermarket.com/money-made-easy/household-bills-the-great-north-south-divide/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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POORTHERNERS BTFO

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

>London out-migration
Of fuck, and I thought the pakis were bad. Fucking so*therners.

Imperial Leather

do you live in London because the real dividing line is around London and as you well know if you live in London there are poor areas there as well so the real dividing like is around and in London

maybe be less of a dolt

Brit/pol/ is literally 80% kikes

The Tory party under Cameron lied to the country about being trusted with the NHS and public services. The lie was peddled that they were economically literate because they would be prepared to cut the deficit, which they butchered!

I'm not denying that the Public vote for them, they've been in power 2/3rds of the time since WWII. What I'm saying is the British electorate WANT socialist policies, they just have no backbone to elect a socialist over a nationalist.

The issue with the Tories thinking they need a more right-wing deological leader is laughable. The public are sick of being told Capitalism is GOOD for them. Look how the Dementia-Tax went down. That is just a 10th of what the reaction could be

t. Ahmed Al-Hotpot

how do you do, Brit/pol/

I live in a based home county you filthy poortherner

Time travel is possible. But its got nothing to do with DeLoreans and shit, it's all about turning time backwards or forwards and aging or de-aging with it.

So I'm 25, if I wanted to go back to 2008 I'd be 15 years old. Likewise, if I was to go to 2028 then I'd be 35. The trick is though, I retained my current brain and memories. So being 25 in my 15 year old self would enable me to do many things far before I actually did. You could argue this creates a chronological tangent but hear me out.

By reversing time and changing something, I know the outcome of that change if I did not change my past self's actions, allowing me to change that certain thing and thus there was no need to go back in time after changing. This is what is called the "split-universe" theory as described in "Back To The Future Part II". By going back in time and creating a different outcome, Biff created a different universe.

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you mean your county is just as poor as everywhere else then

PUT THAT ON A BUS

Lads

dont tell me you are all cucks who have never punched a black boy in the face ....

dont tell me you take shit on the street

give me hope lads ?

surely im not the only nasty cunt on here ?

and get brain diseases 10 years earlier?

hull is a funny name for a city.

I could just go forward in time and cure it.

>What I'm saying is the British electorate WANT socialist policies, they just have no backbone to elect a socialist over a nationalist.

They don't want to pay for it with increased taxes and they don't want to deal with the eventual economic fallout of putting it on the deficit.

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did you watch the trout stream last night? I got banned from posting messages in the chat desu

t. Haseem McOatcakes

I'm West Midlands. Phe

Just watch.

I'm going to 2026 (WWIII outbreak) and I'll secure independence for Cornwall. I'm sure you can wait eight years, right?

Aye lad
"One feature of a CTC is that it opens the possibility of a worldline which is not connected to earlier times, and so the existence of events that cannot be traced to an earlier cause. Ordinarily, causality demands that each event in spacetime is preceded by its cause in every rest frame. This principle is critical in determinism, which in the language of general relativity states complete knowledge of the universe on a spacelike Cauchy surface can be used to calculate the complete state of the rest of spacetime. However, in a CTC, causality breaks down, because an event can be "simultaneous" with its cause—in some sense an event may be able to cause itself."

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closed_timelike_curve

>Update
depends when the cure is created and will your brain age with you or will you have the body of an 80 year old with the mind of a 25 year old ur theory dosent work

>anatamy is partialy efected during timetravel

Hull is the river you ignoramus, its proper name is Kingston upon Hull. Say it with reverence...

Whatever, it just works lads.

Why don't you come back to 1997 with me and we'll kill Tony Blair.

>I dindu nuffin
>It wasn't a doxxing server
>It's not doxxing if the info is already public
>How could I doxx PJW? He literally uses his real name on his channel lmao
>If you ask academics, they will respond
>I need to go swimming in the sea, it's been too long

t.3k a year difference in poorest and richest county's not including London

you are delusional

cant we go fuck robot hookers in 2069

t. Unemployed poorthern sponge

This needs to be adjusted to take into account the price differences in local services such as pubs and restaurants.

>I need to go swim in the ocean
god damn, that was hilarious

Robot marriage in the 2070s is at an all-time high thanks to soul-creating particles. Aside from physical (not really), they are indistinguishable from humans.

Fuck that, lets nick a tank, go back to roman times and conquer the planet. Live like gods. I mean old style proper debauched gods, not your boring judeochristian type.

Nice image swap gookmoot

this guy thinks 8£ a day accounts for the disparity in expenses

turns out retard a loaf of bread costs different ammounts depending were you are in the country

beer in north England 3£ 1 beer is rich London 9£

>harps on about London where I’ve already stated I do not live there.
>can’t put the £ sign the right way around.
LMAO

Lads im conflicted
>im catholic
>19
> not sure if I want to keep my virginity and be a true practising catholic (also addicted to porn)
> last time I got with a bird was 3 years ago
Wat do

im taking about living expenses going up the further south you go if you do some simple math your disposable income in the south does not go as far on everyday household items

turns out dickhead your poorer than the northerners

:OMG????!

(NOTE MY LEVEL OF SHOCK! THE O DOUBLES AS A SHOCKED FACE!)

>im catholic

is Cornwall such a shithole that the rapefugees don't want to live there?

he's right you know

>im catholic
>also addicted to porn

That’s not what the statistics show.
People earn more in the South, hence the terminology DISPOSABLE income, you fucking faggot.
I’m sorry your retarded poorthern brain struggles with simple words, but judging by your spelling, you barely understand anything in any case.

Hop over to the ONS website and spend the night there looking at the North/South situation, and you will find we are miles better over than a bunch of coalhuggers.

Cornwall's one of the nicer parts of the country. Just don't expect to get a well paying job living there.

google living expense disposable income has nothing to do with the price of food and water shlomo

You’re the one who brought up the price of bread and beer, you fucking NorToddler.

>is a loser
>takes it out on others because 'lol at l-least i'm not from the north'
pathetic

You know all those memes you have about the southern US? Old cleetus living in a shack with his "forest bride" and barnfull of jug eared one eyed kids? We have them about cornwall, the county where evolution never got a foothold...

yes because when you factor that in the disposable income is far less disproportionate infact the money in the north goes futher on everyday household items than the disparity in DISPOSABLE INCOME i know how much you love saying that but have no idea how it manifests from numbers to real world interactions

Is it gay to get fingered?

Stop idolising Churchill.

T. Memeflaggot poorthern cancer coalshagging steelfucker

Disposable income is after living expenses you dumb NorToddler.
You don’t spend disposable income on food and shit, you spend it on electronics, days out, holidays etc.

Trust me, the price of a laptop in Currys is the same nationwide. Again, go to the ONS website and have a little read.

Then they need to be told that Britain will carry on in its spiraling decline without needed investment. Not to even mention what comes of "Britishness" and "Western Civilisation" when suddenly you have a government intentionally causing deaths of the disabled and doubling homelessness. Money well saved now 4 Billion will go into PIP re-assessments.

yesh helllooooooo.

just a quick question to see what you think about the guild system?

current business and lending regulations these days are mad! small guilds are forced to stay small while the main sellout corporate guilds take all the members. britpol should form some guilds?

by a man or a woman? if man then yes.
>thinking people my age care about steel or coal, industries which died decades before I was born
lmaoing at you desu, loser

>by a man or a woman?
Yes.

Nothing wrong with a bird popping a cheeky thumb up your hoop when shes spit polishing your bellend, lad.

That IS what you meant, right?

Houses go for a few quid in Middles-borough. The rich middle-classes by holiday homes in Cornwall. Cornwall is a Conservative area. No way in hell they would send them there with all the fruitcakes and racists down there.

Nice strat

Depends on what you'd call a woman.

living expenses taken into account dosent matter

so the goverment thinks you should have 1 loaf of bread a week but you buy 2 ur disposable income just took a hit roughly double that in somcases mainly london and surrounding areas tripple the ammount for the same purchess in the north

Oh really now?
You faggots still whine: uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-thatcher-coal/in-mining-ruins-left-by-thatcher-new-economy-struggles-idUKBRE93B07C20130412

tell you what, i'll finger you and we'll decide then and there if it's gay

come on now user, man or woman?

>needed investment

Most of it would be wasted on vanity projects and other pointless crap before being spent on tangible lasting infrastructure, and everyone knows it. And even useful investments like high speed rail links aren't particularly popular.

A loaf of bread costs 30p in Tesco.
Guarantee it’s no different in the Poorth :)

>man or woman?
Yes.

enjoy shit bread

You fucked a tranny, didnt you.

Oh so now you want to start a quality debate? That’s moving the goalposts portherner

calls it the porth eats 30pbread from tesco you realize projecting is a psychological issue in a few generations if you work as a cleaner you family will no longer feel poverty its ok user

>a bunch of old people
didn't refute anything I said
the state of insecure angry tarquins

start whatever debate you want your clearly poor as fuck calling people poor

>tesco

Lmao at your life southern scum

>eating everyday value bread
What is wrong with southerners?

So you're saying we shouldn't bother with investment because it would just get wasted? Should we just pay foreign countries and companies to carry on doing it? Fucking hell the mentality of this country.

80p for a loaf of Hovis here.
Let’s see proof of this cheap identical northern bread.

Thanks user, I just quit porn and live celibate until 26

Let's see proof that you can afford a loaf of hovis.
Post bread.

Burden of proof is on the accuser fucko

No, we need to be competently spending existing money before demanding more of it through higher taxes on the middle class. And start having large multinationals actually pay taxes to cover the cost.

Mate, if I want bread, I walk down the leafy lane to my local bakers, and get a proper loaf thats just out the oven.

Fuck me.
I thought I was being had with my salary at ~38k, which I guess nets out as roughly 30k disposable income. How the fuck to people live on that kind of shit money? Eat cheap Aldi pastries 3 times a day with the occasional Tesco meal deal?

I didn't accuse you of anything though, you admitted to eating everyday value bread then tried to deny it.

thanks

So no proof of this cheap bread in the north?
I win

i just dont want to make your existence any worse bro its OK theres a marked down section aswell bro im not sure what day but they put food there you can afford

>I eat everyday value bread
>I win

It’s 3 times a day, the best discounts are after 19:00.

My band mate works in Tesco :)

It is beautiful though....

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141536/It-IS-cheaper-North-Price-divide-pub-food-film-tickets.html

I remember I watched the chancellor announce 55billion for building more houses..

It was a disgrace the south is overpopulated because it's the only part of the country with any money left. Imagine if that had been invested into the north, instead of into more southern houses that they can fill with huge Indian families.

That kind of money could improve the lives of millions, restore the northern economy to something that can provide for itself.

I've come to the conclusion they only want to spend money on the south as it helps keep the resentment all other parts of the county have to it. And their own personal profit.

independent.co.uk/property/living-in-the-south-costs-3000-more-than-the-north-9525950.html

moneysupermarket.com/money-made-easy/household-bills-the-great-north-south-divide/