/ptg/ President Trump General - Top Tsun Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump has lunch w/UNSC 1/29/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swear in HHS Sec Azar 1/29/18
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>AG Sessions in PA on crime 1/29/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets Danish FM Samuelsen 1/29/18
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>WH Video: VP Pence visits the 6 gorillion 1/29/18
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>DoE Video: Energy Dominance 1/29/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/29/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #26 (Lara) 1/29/18
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>TrumpTV True Leadership (Jeff Ballabon) 1/29/18
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>DHS Sec Nielsen on Fox 1/28/18
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>Mooch on Fox 1/28/18
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>WH Vid: FLotUS Melania remembers the 6 gorillion 1/27/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/Pol FM Czaputowicz 1/27/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump speech/q&a @Davos 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Swiss Pres Berset Bilateral meet 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Rwanda Pres Kagame 1/26/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in ROK 1/26/18
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>AG Sessions on terrorism and immigration 1/26/18
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>AG Sessions Swears in DEA Special Agents 1/26/18
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maga

>Emmanuel Gyan on Monday, January 15 is said to have hit his 52-year-old mother, Faustina Agyeiwaa several times in the head with a pestle until she fell down, and thereafter he followed up with naked flames in attempts to burn her.

im fucking shaking

MAGA For Hope Lewds!

Powerful

Deep

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>I have a criticism of Jeff Sessions.
>Is it valid?
No.

Any criticism of Jeff Session's unneeded recusal, his stumbling over the Russia collusion interviews and his inaction towards DNC corruption is invalid because I suspect that those critics are motivated purely by the desire to use drugs. I morally and intellectually disqualify them and their criticisms because drugs are bad on general principle. No argument or presentation of facts pertaining to the harm that Jeff Sessions' utterly. piss. poor. performance has done to the Trump Administration will sway me due to the fact that those critics most likely use drugs. In fact I am angered that they are even posting. I would like them to stop speaking or, better yet, stop living because they are categorically bad people.

Jeff Sessions is cracking down on cocaine and opioids, lol i bet that makes you hippie stoner pot smokers so mad. I hope after all the cocaine/heroine busts that you'll never be able to fill your pipe with weed ever again! Muahahaha

>marijuana makes you a violent psychopath
No.

The only thing that caused this was niggajuana.

How do we make white women and young whites vote more then 54% republican???

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I've need to speak to Mr. Trump about the legal review for the Form 1488 I've been working on.

> Carson so slow he gets after the thread has moved on

>I'm worried he's gonna start arresting people mid speech.
HNNNNNNNNGGG

>Comey
>6'8"
>always judging people by their height.

When will we learn?

>worried he's going to start arresting people mid speech
>worried
That's a funny way to spell "painfully erect".

>muh goy wars!
Say it with me:
>GALACTIC
>EMPIRE

>im worried he is gonna arrest people midspeech
damn that would be awesome, illegals are supposed to be there

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Oh my god fucking please let this happen.
I will orgasm right then and there.

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>mfw Trump grabs the FBI by the pussy

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As much as I meme DUDE WEEDS, mary jane doesn't cause this. He killed her because he's a fucking nigger, case closed

Y'know, we never had Lil' Clinton or Lil' Obama, makes me think

Holy shit, is Eva still baking!?
Also: this is best fucked up girl.

This is the one perp walk that will make me run around losing my shit and laughing like a goddamn madman.
> Can't wait.

>Democrats
>united

asuka a shit

>no hyperbole
>right after hyperbole

I'm starting to hope that the worst leftist fears become realized.

THE FIRST AMERICAN EMPIRE

What's this faggot's next move?

I know Huma is a dirty trash rat, but holy fuck what I wouldn't do to her.

Just look at that neck. Ripe for the grasping. Piledriving her while she chokes and gasps for air. Every convulsion in her body as her heart struggles to pump blood into her brain, every twitch of her muscles causing her pussy to tighten around your dick.

The big finish. You arise victorious. She lays still...blue, bloodied, and cummied.

WHO ARE THE TWELVE MEMBERS?

WHICH SECRET SOCIETY IS GONNA BE EXPOSED? SKULL AND BONES ? ILLUMINATI ?

Reminder that Comeyposting is to build public support for Comey's inevitable federal assraping.

If this show was similar to Lil Bush, I would actually watch it. Too bad it's just liberal propaganda.

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OR MAJESTIC 12?!?!?!

Sup Forums: user victory lap

>No homo
>Right after homo
Traps are, in fact, gay

Where are my non Earth friends at? You guys having fun? I hope your doing well. I mean of course your are you have great knowledge and can screw around in the astral all of your existance.

Dems not just giving their response in spanish? Seperate but Equal much? Fucking racists like the nytimes

I spent the weekend moving my mom in with me. She was staying in Houston and that town is going to shit so I said fuck it, youre living with me.
Was your weekend as productive /ptg/?

I now doubt the "response" to the State of the Union will even occur because of how explosive its contents will be.

lol didn't he get busted trying to cheat on his wife on some website

rei didn't even have a personality past that one time where she smiled and it was immediately forgotten for the rest of the series

Every fuckin time

Are you ok Annie???

Well, well, well.
We caught one boys.

I am looking at the memo now, Jesus Christ this is bad for them.

Arrest Hillary twist

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pls stop fighting
both are nice grils
just be frens

>I have no doubt that the SoTU is going to be a word for word recitation of Palpatine's speech in Revenge of the Sith with the FBI playing the role of the Jedi.

Start purging leftists from academia and continue meming the collapse of the legacy media. Without their Jewspapers, Talmudvision, and universities, they're just a bunch of hippies, shitskins, and kikes sucking each other off. The USSR is dead, China is only nominally Communist, and American Jews have a catastrophic birth/death ratio, so if we complete a purge, we can win a victory for all time.

Trump must be shooped onto the supreme Reinhard pic: Coronation Cape Reinhard

no :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0

>Trump just keeps talking until it's too late for a response.
>then goes tweeting

If Trump gets all of the downsides of being labelled Hitler

How about he actually utilizes the benefits of actually being Hitler

Why pay for something if you don't use it?

Literally the 12 heads of the 12 bloodlines

ICE needs a social media spider to parse anyone admitting to it

>RESPEKT NATIVE AMURICAN CULTURE! I AM 1/128th INDIAN, I DEMAND REPARATIONS

>muh Star Wars
Wrong setting.
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That Maxine waters on nig tv is gonna be gold

>I'm worried he's gonna start arresting people mid speech.

No one knows how much jubilation will fill my veins should this happen.

>mfw best girl

>Teasing this LARP instead of just releasing information

Holy fuck you guys are stupid

Great film, or greatest film of the past few years? The Goose is amazing. And I need an AI gf right now.

>Winning already before SOTU
I feel the high energy surge in my body already.

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America will keep winning BIGLY in the days to come.

Is this damage control? Is it really about to get this bad?

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>looking at it now
>a Congressman bringing a goyphone into a fucking SCIF and posting on Sup Forums from inside
Know how I know this post is fake?

DON'T FORGET SCAREDY/POL/

WE WILL REMMEBER THIS.

Have you prayed for forgiveness today?

Ok so I have had a chance to watch the CNN recaps of tonights ephemera.

I can now report to others who havent seen Pelosi yet this evening:

The Libs are officially losing their shit. Something big must really be lurking in that memo. I dont know if its criminal-prosecution tier, but it must be ugly, at least optically.

Pelosi was on Cuomo and looked like she was about to have a fucking panic attack on air.

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>brings illegals on federal soil
>federal enforcement happens
>OMG why

>Dress shoes without socks
No wonder he killed his intern, you can clearly tell he's fucked in the head

found out is a boy cosplayer.

fuck off ISA

>both
Spicer showed us the path.

>when getting put into an anime is an accomplishment so minor to you that you most likely don't even know about it

Trump is the most successful man that has ever existed.

It's depressing to objectively see even Lil' Bush is better than this garbage. Wouldn't even Blam This Crap on Newgrounds if it were posted circa 2004.

>48 KB JPGWHO ARE THE TWELVE MEMBERS?

How the fuck would he know?

I've been out of the loop for a while but I heard McCabe is gone can I get a quick rundown?

Also what's this memo about?

also, when is @TEN_GOP coming back? any word?

You know what else is about to get big and wide?

>Spicer showed us the path.

>Trump gonna start arresting illegals mid speech

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!

Literally pic related
Just sit tight, and wait for the SOTU Tomorrow, all will come to light

Can't we all just get along?

reddit is so fucking embarrassing

Agreed. What sort of retard does that? Also Justin Trudeau and his colorful decoration socks in his dress shoes, I just want to shoot that dumb faggot in the face for doing that.

>pull it out come on lets go

LAURA!!!

...L-LEWD!!!

Would you mind deleting this?