/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Move Bitch Get Out The Way Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump has lunch w/UNSC 1/29/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swear in HHS Sec Azar 1/29/18
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>AG Sessions in PA on crime 1/29/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets Danish FM Samuelsen 1/29/18
youtu.be/xB9nq3wauRU
>WH Video: VP Pence visits the 6 gorillion 1/29/18
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>DoE Video: Energy Dominance 1/29/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/29/18
youtu.be/Kk4gQ3mVI4s
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #26 (Lara) 1/29/18
youtu.be/lfGnblqdUeA
>TrumpTV True Leadership (Jeff Ballabon) 1/29/18
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>DHS Sec Nielsen on Fox 1/28/18
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>Mooch on Fox 1/28/18
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>WH Vid: FLotUS Melania remembers the 6 gorillion 1/27/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/Pol FM Czaputowicz 1/27/18
youtu.be/Vh_P5i5HIQk
>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump speech/q&a @Davos 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Swiss Pres Berset Bilateral meet 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Rwanda Pres Kagame 1/26/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in ROK 1/26/18
youtu.be/feWgsJjTl-g
>AG Sessions on terrorism and immigration 1/26/18
youtu.be/R7hFccvFdZc
>AG Sessions Swears in DEA Special Agents 1/26/18
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Trump is going to bomb tomorrow
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Father, leave the emails to me.

I need it.

so sad

Threadly reminder that Trish is best newsfu

>yfw trump reads the memo during the SOTU

Lads I think the memo wont be released for a bit so the state of the union isnt competing with the memo for attention.

Hate to be the barer of bad news. Just dont be surprised if I am right.

for you
o/

GIBS MEMO

Unification wars fucking when, Trump?

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can someone explain the current happenings like i'm five?

why are both democrats and republicans saying this is the end for both parties

twitter.com/mcuban/status/957686987229618176

who is the final boss

What are those chunky things above the cheese? Thick cut fries?

>158502545
>barer

don't you shills proofread?

>100% bing bong
Mmmm

Could one of you please hat this vampire

off by 1

The memo is the state of the union. The state of the union is: we're draining the swamp.

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>ywn kiss the honey.

Who's he bombing?

You all know im prolly right.

Nigger Trump is bringing the memo to SOTU to wreck this bitch

>everyone mocking sessions for not doing anything.
>FBI and DOJ both under investigation now.

forbidden technique!

Char a cutie would fug.

The communist version of Sup Forums from the hillary timeline.

>Mark Cuban

is it actually happening?
nypost.com/2018/01/29/democratic-national-committee-ceo-abruptly-steps-down/

WHAT TIME IS SOTU TOMORROW?

What a fat piece of shit. Why did nobody stop him from doing this? And the way his cock and balls move around. Fucking why?

youtube.com/watch?v=3A2IXsB7C0Q

no

Hopefully Mexico

are you the same kangaroo shitposter who just said you fucked a guy in the ass in the last thread you fuckin poofter

your webm baker. needs work. i mean hard work.

>Sup Forums harnesses powers of ancient egyptian god via kek
>Sup Forums then seeks to harness powers of ancient hindu goddess via awoo
lads be serious, are memes going too far?

ETA 20:20 hours

They're called chips nigga why make it difficult

Today was a good day. I got a new browser that works, it is a beautiful night out. Have a suit of armor that is more or less cursed through blood of Czechs since it did belong to an Austrian emperor. Stick an Awoo inside it.

where is that letter from trump to cuban when you need it

Does she have any direct connection to this whole can of worms, or is she just a rat deserting a sinking ship?

looks like it
almost like potato wedges

*GASP*

wow what a cunt. idk how long this went on for but at least you found out even though it felt like the end of the world. better now than later

What a cruel OP. I really felt bad for Montenegro Bro. That is Jeb-tier public humiliation. Trump didn't mean nothing by it, but it still hurts to watch.

Barron Trump?
Come with me if you want to read the memo

Fuck off nigger

This user is right. You're PM is still literally a faggot tho

weren't they together literally two days ago for the holocaust memorial?

>and has ICE deport all the illegals that Nancy Pelosi is bringing

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Who is McUban?

not even my final form
o//

>using my screengrabs to lie
Trish is fantastic, but gargoyle feet is further right and a tomboy

No, that's me

Faggot.

post the webm then

no

Memes never go too far.

Yes

>Move Bitch Get Out The Way
What a guy.

Leave Char out of this you bastard.

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that would be Chris Jansing

>Trump approval stuck in the 30s

It's at 45 lol.

Andrew McCabe: gone
James Rybicki: resigned
James Baker: reassigned
Bruce Ohr: demoted twice
Strzok and Page: suicide watch

Anyone who thinks this isn't going to happen is retarded.
The memo was de-classified now because there needs to be as little time as possible between when it is formally de-classified to when Trump delivers the SOTUA.
Because as soon as it is de-classified people will run right to the media to beat Trump to it for damage control/spin etc.

>are memes going too far?
No Comrade Premier, it has only begun...

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KIKE KIKE KIKE CHINK CHINK CHINK GOOK GOOK GOOK

we're just getting started

these people are demented.

When was the last time this guy ever admitted a Trump positive?

youtu.be/GUMo9aiWDUQ

>chips
You fucking bong.

Literal fantasy land

Except it's well over 40.
Hard to make jobs when everyone is already employed

Top Awoo Alchemists have braved the meme dimension dozens of times in order to collect that research.

You should be thankful.

She used to be on my local news back in the day.

Wtf happened with Spice Marine? I haven't heard much of him after he left the WH and he didn't seem to fall as spectacularly hard as Bannon. Is he /ourguy/ and replacing him with Sanders was nothin personell, or was he a fucking swamp rat?

>bureaucrats lose jobs by the tens of thousands
oh no

Legally they're going to have to show it uninterrupted on like 10 different mainstream channels. It usually averages around 30-60m American views, and since it's Trump it'll probably be more. He could probably get half the country to hear it.

Daily reminder that nothing ever happens

i'm thinking one of three scenarios possible
trump releases memo tomorrow morning/afternoon as prepper for SOTU
trump reads memo during SOTU (maximum lulz)
trump saves the memo for the day after the SOTU, to counter the media distraction story that seeks to gaslight normies on his successful SOTU
which do you guys think is most likely?

>PM is still literally a faggot
I know.
where does she work?

Saved to the "special" folder.

They are never called chips here, chips to us are are crisps to you I think.

Are you shaking? Literally?

Well he's happy that Sessions has never looked into a situation involving an intern

>bleached latino.

Cluster headaches have me up for real awoo hours. Someone lend me a Charlottesville

God Bless Trump

No. If her age is on the clock, she's old enough for the cock.

Just does media appearances now and is working on a book.

Kennedy is the correct answer.

oh look it's the Sup Forums loli poster

Looks like filler, the rest looks good tho. Thick cut fries are too tasteless. Thin n’ crispy is GOAT.

He didn't deny that Mika's face was covered in blood after her botched facelift

What're the odds of at least one channel defiantly cutting the signal before or during the SOTU?