/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - /our Tuck/ Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump has lunch w/UNSC 1/29/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swear in HHS Sec Azar 1/29/18
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>AG Sessions in PA on crime 1/29/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets Danish FM Samuelsen 1/29/18
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>WH Video: VP Pence visits the 6 gorillion 1/29/18
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>DoE Video: Energy Dominance 1/29/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/29/18
youtu.be/Kk4gQ3mVI4s
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #26 (Lara) 1/29/18
youtu.be/lfGnblqdUeA
>TrumpTV True Leadership (Jeff Ballabon) 1/29/18
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>DHS Sec Nielsen on Fox 1/28/18
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>Mooch on Fox 1/28/18
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>WH Vid: FLotUS Melania remembers the 6 gorillion 1/27/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/Pol FM Czaputowicz 1/27/18
youtu.be/Vh_P5i5HIQk
>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump speech/q&a @Davos 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Swiss Pres Berset Bilateral meet 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Rwanda Pres Kagame 1/26/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in ROK 1/26/18
youtu.be/feWgsJjTl-g
>AG Sessions on terrorism and immigration 1/26/18
youtu.be/R7hFccvFdZc
>AG Sessions Swears in DEA Special Agents 1/26/18
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MAGA

>lit own beard on fire
Storytime now.

Reminder that Cobra did nothing wrong
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Guys...

Should Sup Forums do one?

yes user?

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss

That memo sure pissed off the right people. All they have now is muh sanctions story for damage control.

>base-breaking this hard

Yes

I felt it too.

California ammo prices are gonna look like that pretty soon.

We're going to do three: One will be done through shitposting on /ptg/, one will be done with Hillpepes, and one with a thread where we write a rebuttal one word at a time.

>Dems
>in charge of being united
is there a party more JUST

We'll have to find the one white man on Sup Forums to represent us. Sounds like too much work.

Shill?

A paid shill would never waste their time on Sup Forums. Obscure mediums would be inneffective in regards to changing public perception.

Answer me this... Why in the 2018 is it acceptable for Donald Trump to openly attack opponents via twitter?

Is that presidential?

>mfw Democrats start talking again after SOTU

What the fuck is that? That’s like 65%

Maybe the strategy is that nobody will look at the ratings of any and say "nobody watched it" because everyone "understands" that the audience was split.

Pizza on pizza

Smoking in bed

AMERICA IS A PROTESTANT COUNTRY

THE PATH TO PARADISE LIES WITHIN CONTROL OF THE SELF

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If I wanted to watch commies reeee. I would turn on CNN or MSNBC. So none of them. I want to enjoy the SOTU without commie stupidity.

It's Happening!

cobra commander is mccain with the mask

Unpaid?
That's just sad user

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CELL

>#Pizzagate
who could be behind your pic?

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Can't someone just go to a city near Seattle and avoid the tax?

Okay, let's all go around the room and say something nice about Devin

Anyone with a legal firearm has moved out or is selling their house.

Y u no like me democrats?

>Is that presidential?
yes

Don't know if white but Portubro would be perfect.

Anti interventionism faggot here
Who cares, he can say as much stupid shit as he wants

>Official: Rep. Steve King
>English Language: Nigel Farage
>Gorilla channel: Mike Cernovich
>WET: Stefan Molymeme
>Working Families Party: Donald Trump Jr.

>Smoking in bed
That's trailer park grandpa tier. My grandpa may have spent the last year of his life in a filthy house with his bedroom covered in denture cream, cigarette butts and empty alcohol bottles but at least he had enough class not to smoke in bed.

Posted last thread:

waves is a cryptocoin whose main selling point is that users can create "tokens" based on it, and trade them on a waves marketplace. Naturally, Sup Forumsacks immediately created niggercoins and were then delisted for being evil racists, which kind of broke the entire concept of waves tokens because it's not really a cryptocurrency if the team can unilaterally interfere in the marketplace like that

Is that a shoop? What the fuck is a recovery fee?

Hello friends it me a Democrat I'm white haha

That looks like the Heaven's gate guy

I'm curious: Am I a nigger for enjoying classic hip-hop?

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The japs have pigs in a blanket on pizza and they lost the fucking war, we should have pizzas on pizzas.

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In recent weeks I did the same. Modern games just seem so bloated.

Place your bets now if Adam's found dead in his office by the morning from a self-inflicted GSW

>Sup Forums trolled an entire variety of cryptokikery out of existence
KEK

Anyone ready for the "spicy" Spanish rebuttal to the State of the Union? You know, the one that isn't being delivered by a black woman or a milquetoast white guy?

Also note how they're trying to be "spicy" now. No, lady, you are horchata and Trump is fucking Memphis Hot chicken.

washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/a-little-fire-a-little-spice-guzman-promises-lively-rebuttal-to-state-of-the-union/2018/01/29/a74d8338-0510-11e8-b48c-b07fea957bd5_story.html

> getting political on BET
Hasn't been the same since the boondocks ended

literally the most JUST face I've ever seen

Rap was much better back then

The Japanese ARE the ubermenschen.

I actually don't really buy new games unless its something I really want to support. Instead I buy games I missed when I was younger on Ebay and play older consoles primarily. It's a great time for anyone who is pozzed out at the modern entertainment industry.

Nah, California ammo will be nonexistent.

>tumor brain protruding
look at how he mocks us.

Please..help

>When your soft coup falls apart because you couldn't stop leaking shit to the media

>I'm curious: Am I a nigger for enjoying classic hip-hop?
yes

For all their autistic screeching about it, I still don't know exactly HOW they think Trump/Russia colluded.

It very clearly wasn't about dirt on Clinton, since the Trump campaign didn't release shit.
Is their obsession solely because they think Trump paid for russian bots to shill for him??

Smoking in bed after a fuck is 100% comfy, user

>Chaos/Bringer of Light/Reveler of Truth God
>Cosmic/Natural Law/Protector Goddess
>Anti-Shitskin Plague Goddess

I really
really
really
REALLY
love the Sup Forums pantheon

I want to flirtatiously rub Kennedy's thighs!

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Wew

>I don't smoke
>I don't drink
>I don't do drugs.
>But I am addicted to (you)s.
Please feed addiction.

No. I have an extensive hip-hop collection from the 90s when every rapper idolized Trump. Now they're all bitch niggas, their past selves would be ashamed of them.

This reminds me of that faggot that was
>Yeah it was pretty wild at my campaign rally
>I drank diet water and ate Humas.

Aussies, Canadians, Europeans....

Imagine if Donald Trump were the President of your own country...

Would you still blindly suck his dick?

Or do you cheer him as the USA President because he is destroying the last standing empire?

I still remember during one of Bush's last SOTU:
>Newscaster: And now for the Democratic response
>Announcer: IT'S TIME FOR DEEAALL OR No DEEAALL

Can't fuck the tuck

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Well if that's what the emu prefers, you best be following his orders.

Why was it ok for Obama to spy on literally every American, commit murder indiscriminately via drone, and legalise propaganda?

>Portugal endorsing a "we"
Maybe if it was a milf brigade lecture, but even that is unlikely

>invaders speaking to more invaders about how to overthrow the gov't

Was Ebola-Chan known to Sup Forums before Kek?
She was right?

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Holy shit Reddit is so mad over the documents getting released

You watch too many movies man.

Brendan can rest easy now.

I'm trying to quit smoking weed please give me (you)s for motivation

What's his kill count?

If Dems were united they wouldn't need 5 different responses.

I started to notice that japanese games are more fleshed out, so that is what I m playing at the moment.

Still not as mad as Twitter...

Yes. She was.

i could honestly see him putting together a 30 min power point presentation on milfs and then narrating the whole thing

Over 300.

Sup Forums is giving the actual SOTU.

>I drank diet water and ate Humas
ate Huma’s what???

thc gives you man tits

The jackasses are staying, safe and comfortable, as any good parasite -- because they're helping! They're helping other parasites! Ain't that a shock!

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(You) 4 (You)

Higher than Chris Kyle's.

>not cursive script for the address
ONE JOB