ABSOLUTE MADMAN

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Trump is literally the Messiah.

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aaahahahahaha.

>"Ask your wife what it is like to be such a yuge loser."

>mfw the lying media probably made this up as fake news to support the trump-bullied-mccabe-out narrative but it's still funny as fuck

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KEK

Basically just like Memri

Trump didn't end the phone call with a Rick Flair style "wooooooooo"? I think the old man is slipping.

Lolz

>ok Sir
Why are American's so shit at dealing with banter?

>Get destroyed
>Say "Yes master" before hanging up
How cucked can you be?

would be awesome if true, but it's probably not

zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-26/anti-trump-fbi-official-identified-leaker-wsj-wapo-reporter

>Use your position of power to say petty, mean-spirited shit like you just stuffed a smaller kid in a locker

Trump is a petulant manchild.

My president! MAGA

Tbqh the "OK sir" is the best part of this. What a fucking cuck.

You can't be a real aussie.

This can't be true, can it? If it is, it is it's one of the funniest things I have ever seen, in perhaps, ever. I'm going to laugh about this for days now.

Antichrist on nth degreee d chess?

>"O-Ok sir."
>CLICK
>"Y... you too..."

Hello, Nisem

I just know the difference between banter and being a cunt.

The best banter comes from being a massive cunt though.

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The thing is in America "banter'' is an unknown word. I never heard it until a Bong said some years ago

He should have said I left her for Stormy Daniels

Fuck off faggot. It's called the chain of command.

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Oops wrong gif. This one.

Give us your best, m8

>petulant manchild

Did a goog search for that term. Sup shareblue.

its bullshit but i believe it!

Even time I read this I smile more.

sad, thanks tho mr grand wizard

ill never get tired of the winning
MAGA muthafuckers

>loser
only if we can get him fired before he can collect his pension. otherwise he makes out like a bandit

> McCabe lowered the phone to look at it. He stared at the cold plastic with dead eyes. The phone began to blurb out the interrupt tone. At every loud beep he heard it. "Ok, sir", "Ok sir", "Ok sir." "Okay sir" McCabe choked out with a tear.

This is literally the textbook way of a subordinate telling a superior to piss off. Trump roasted him, but McCabe handled it well.

C'mon Sup Forums... Imagine you could banter with the shitposter in chief..

What's funny is even the shit they make up to try and make Trump look bad, we actually want to be true.

the troll in chief

A banter-less bandit .

SHIT HOLES

If only he HAD said that. God I love our fucking media sometimes lol.

BTFO

lmao you're right, the term literally leads you to nothing but sjw faggot sides

IMBEEEEEEEEEECH

Oh shit its an australian, someone hide the fun so he cant take it from us

The situation room (Breaking News): President Trump calls Democrats in the middle of the night to the sound of a toilet flushing”

Emperor Trump is a real life shitposter. He is the embodiment of every American here.

t. kid stuffed in locker

I swear some of Trump's best bantz is the stuff made up by the MSM. If only they had the stones to say half of what they pretend Trump said, I might actually respect them a little.

this is definitely a nu-australian chinklet

>stuffed in a locker

yeah i'm sure your frame is well acquainted

LOLed hard enough to wake the kid.

When he starts sending photos of himself fucking Melania to Bill Clinton ("Let's compare first ladies!"), then he will truly be God.

>tfw no qt muslima gf to laugh at terrorist attacks with

we're a serious people

It's his boss

IMPEEEEF

Absolutely based

He can't be stopped. He won't be stopped.

We will be made great again.

Ya dumb cunt if the president calls you i bet yous wag your tails and speak when spoken 2. Bitxh

Underrated. Laughed out loud at the airport.

If I got dickless Don on the line, he would not like it. At all.

The evil Disney villain the left makes Trump out to be is so much better than the actual man. I wish he said that, imagine if he went on TV calling places shitholes.

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Praise be to Kek, his wife's son Trump, and the holy frog.

Kek is everywhere today. PRaise him.

:O

You couldn't say a word to him without starting to cry you little faggot kek

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Is it me or does it just keep getting faster

Please let this be real.

>OK sir

This just reinvigorated my hope in Trump. He is now officially half the man Trudeau is in my book.

INFLAMMATORY LEAF POST DO NO RESPOND

6 TRILLION KEKS

I've become convinced that green eyes are not a White feature. I think Varg is right on that one. Blue eyes or bust.

oh look its a CATCHPHRASE.

I can never decide if leafs just like to play the part so they can shitpost, or if that country is actually overflowing with faggots.

It's like the shithole thing. Not sure if it's true but it makes Trump far more respectable.

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Praise

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Let's be real, no Australian would be able to withstand Trump's bantz.

Legendary irl shitposter

Canadians always get the best digits

>-3O:

BETTER THAN HITLER

youtube.com/watch?v=dAqt7PwzAnI

Do you hate Canada bitch?

Holy fug that's breddy gud

What a time to be alive!

If you mean good as in so vulgar as if we made one about Americans getting head shots in Iraq and put looney tunes music and a laugh track. Americans can't take a joke, they would probably nuke us.

kek

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S A V A G E

Trump is our love and saver.

We definitely would

Nigger tier sperm and humping noises blaring is not fun mr.56.