Are you ready to see some beaner ass-licking tonight at the state of teh union?
>1.8 million shitskins
Carter Robinson
hurr
Jack Sanders
First for dead obama
Lucas Wood
>tfw live in a post-Melania&KAC world
How do I sate my lust for milfs lads? I'm compelled to obey the 10 Commandments, but none of the single older qts I meet in bars hold a candle to the array of perfect waifus Trump has assembled. ;__;
I, didn't realize there were anglo-saxons in the South
Grayson Gonzalez
im waiting for the deepfakes
Connor Rivera
That's why the bitch went crazy.
Elijah Smith
>Republican President is responsible for the woes of a city ruled by Dems for decades
James Bennett
>obeying the jewtable Fool
Henry Reed
Polls showed Moore would win. Means nothing Blue wave is coming even Cruz's rival outraised him. Texas blue incoming!
Dominic Perry
>Tearing apart Washington. Good. That was the point.
Henry Collins
Pocahontas got some focus the other day.
>Cherokee Nation says Warren must apologize before a 2020 run youtube.com/watch?v=IppThYR8S9s >Rebecca Nagle says the senator needs to apologize to Native Americans for false claims about her heritage before she can consider a presidential bid.
Chase Morales
>r-leaning push polls found Moore ahead >serious pollsters, such as WashPost, Fox News, Monmouth, and PPP all had Jones ahead >serious Tennessee pollster has Republican ahead
Your conclusion? >b-b-blue wave
Hang yourself.
Kayden Harris
10 minutes until our favorite liberal screeching show happens
John Kelly
>fantasizing about a grill who gets tax benefits for fucking another man every night while bearing his children
I knew Mexicans could be weebs, but I didn't take you for cucks
Andrew Brooks
Kellyanne is far beyond compare.
Luke Bailey
will he call out the 32 year old, young man?
Jonathan Collins
If it was a Friday I'd take a shot every time they utter 'constitutional crisis'
Wyatt Cook
Kek
Colton Anderson
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Noah Miller
Thanks for pointing that out. Reported him for being a cuck and get him banned. MAGA!
Adam Smith
...
Jason Collins
I hope you're joking
Oliver Moore
Another lower court Obama Judge inventing new law on the fly.
>the American people, they have their own job to do Truly we are living in a time of government BY the people FOR the people. Undeniably so.
Ayden Murphy
They usually are.
Jack Williams
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Aiden Johnson
Thats so weird, my last views on YouTube were the original Doom OST :)
Evan Hall
Obviously, I was only bitching about the depths of duplicity these kikes will indulge in.
It's like that (((Politifact))) article that labelled the claim that the cities with the highest homicide by firearm rates are the ones with the strictest gun control laws and have been controlled by Dems for decades as (((mostly false))) because two of the top 14 had recently elected Republican Mayors.
Liam Williams
So, tomorrow is SOTU.
Tomorrow is also a blood supermoon. The last time this we observed this was over 30 years ago.
>spoopy
Matthew Davis
Me too, man, me too. Not to steal your shtick..shes just fuggin awesome. And that smile.
>dreaming >rummaging through some desk drawers looking for something >pull out piece of paper >text from "The TURK Man" pasta I need to take a break from here
Levi Barnes
Morning /ptg/
Jeremiah Collins
>No wall >Record low approvals >Democrats more united than ever >Republicans more motivated than ever >BLUE ALABAMA >BLUE TSUNAMI >Already lost 2020
Thomas Mitchell
>beyonce tickets
Jacob Jenkins
> Joe hasn't seen the memo > all of the documents don't go through the Lincoln reincarnate himself.
Alexander Nelson
>:)
Well shit, did I fuck something up in my post? Did I phrase something in a way that made you chortle while mumbling 'Heh, nice try Amerimutt'?
You bongs never use :) unless you're confident you've just engaged in banter that will garner you multiple (You)s
Ryder Parker
Good morning.
Jacob James
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
Evan Foster
>WAAAAAH RYAN IS DOING PUTIN'S BIDING!!!
Ayden Flores
Joe LITERALLY said he knows what's in the memo
Nathan Butler
Slick Willy is totally checking out Tipper. Think he cucked Gore a time or two?
Ryan Hill
Who will be sacrified?
Caleb Stewart
You. Aztec style if you don't turn the trip off
William Bennett
THEY KNOW MULLER IS COMING FOR THEM
Jose Miller
Why does Joe always look as if he has a never ending sour taste in his mouth?
Juan Smith
Brazile, low-mid level Fusion GPS employees, the Awan Brothers, possibly Brock. It's a defensive roster that covers all the angles of prosecution and crucifies people that the Dem base feels has failed them
Lincoln Cruz
Just woke up. Have they released the memo?
Brandon Edwards
>Why isnt drumpf draining the swamp like he said he would? >Why is drumpf tearing washington appart
Aiden Green
Even though locking Hillary up is the main goal, I won't be personally satisfied until Joe is Joe is locked up.
Thomas Williams
You'll find out.
Owen Rivera
kek
Cameron Adams
Imagine being so corrupt and useless to your own base that you have to import millions of people, illiterate in their own native tongue, to keep up with conservatives. When we get the wall and voter ID laws, it will be done.
James Diaz
lmao Joe bitching at Bob Corker that he doesn't do something!
Chase Bell
>newspaper headline: under drumpf thousands of state department employees are quitting!
Robert Hernandez
drumpf
Ian Howard
someone please make a comic of this
Jayden Ross
>18 counts >5 years Her lawyer is good
Brayden Gutierrez
Joe's in an entirely different predicament. If he fucks up, he'll end up committing suicide by shooting himself twice in the head while ramming his car with a trunk full of documents and emails into an ignited propane tank with blood samples containing so many intravenous toxins that it will be pushed as a biological miracle he was able to drive
Carter Stewart
god damn
Jeremiah Myers
Literally sent me on a half hour spree of lunatic laughter.
Mason Barnes
Me (in kitchen, to first roommate): Hey, Cheese, every time you borrow my cashmere sweater and blast that giant melon of yours through the neck-hole, you take a year off its useful life. You know that, don’t you?
Mayor McCheese: I’m just as God made me.
Me: Just buy your own sweater, okay? It’s simple physics. [Noticing second roommate entering kitchen] You, too? You’ve got to be kidding me. You’re what, a 52 waist, and you’re wearing my sweatpants?
Kool Aid Guy: Oh yeah!
Angel Morales
Kek Did it have pictures of BBC on it?
Owen Campbell
The heavy virtue signaling for the SOTU in Spanish fails to realise that majority of the liberal base is not bilingual, it's like they're acutely ignoring their target audience.
Camden White
>If he fucks up, he'll end up committing suicide by Actually, if he fucks up he'll be found at the bottom of his desk, head smashed by a Lincoln bust and the coroner will promptly call the cause of death "heart attack followed by hitting his head"
Ian Bennett
Where 2 get my salt intake this morning please
Elijah Richardson
Anything happening this morning? Seems peaceful.
Nicholas Gray
Wall builder guy on Fox and Friends now killing it
