Human x Chimpanzee hybrid species CONFIRMED

>mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/human-chimp-hybrids-ever-exist-11936128

A renowned scientist has made a sensational claim that almost 100 years ago, a human-chimp hybrid was created in a lab in the US - before later being killed by panicked doctors.

Evolutionary psychologist Gordon Gallup claims his former university professor confirmed that a successful 'humanzee' experiment occurred in Orange Park, Florida in the 1920s.

It would mean that a female chimp was artificially inseminated with human sperm, before successfully falling pregnant with a half-human, half ape child.

Gallup told The Sun : "They inseminated a female chimpanzee with human semen from an undisclosed donor and claimed not only that pregnancy occurred, but the pregnancy went full term and resulted in a live birth.
FUCKING FUCK. THIS IS DISGUSTING!!! IMAGINE WHAT ELSE THEY HAVE DONE IN THE UNDERGROUND BASES!!!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee#Feasibility
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iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/shocking-story-sex-slave-orangutan-and-her-rescue/
youtube.com/watch?v=bBpG3YuXLE8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beefalo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah_cat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bili_ape
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_the_chimpanzee
cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/sherman-deaths-toronto-police-update-1.4505259
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did they just discover abbos?

Didnt Stalin want to make a half human half gorilla army but then he remembered his country was full of slavs so he already had one?

And thus the African American community was formed - Schlomo's greatest tool in creating a nation of obedient.. Mutts..

>It would mean that a female chimp was artificially inseminated with human sperm
>artificially

Sounds interesting, probably fake though

needs mutt face shooped in

>the mirror

Can't be right,

If this were possible, there'd be millions of these things running around Africa...

fucking mutts

It's called "mullato".

Pedophilia is the end goal? Think again.

The entire basis for calling Negroes human comes from the fact we can interbreed with them.

If you can interbreed with a chimp, we need to admit they are ALSO human and afford them human rights.

Pray this is a hoax, because chimps make niggers look like docile swedes when it comes to violence, aggression, and viciousness.
If it's true, We'd need to free all the ones in captivity, and integrate them into society. SJWs and PETA fags will push HARD for this. It's the ultimate virtue signal, and nobody is more oppressed than a race that was treated as entertainment, enslaved and used for medical experiments, and thought of as an animal.

>At a prestigious zoo in Florida the male chimp died and soon the female became restless. The executive comitte decided that she was nervous because she lacked a mate, so they had to find a suitable partner for her. After looking far and wide, they didn't find a suitable chimp for breeding. Nervous that the female might die from lack of dick, they appointed John the junior director to find a solution.
John , desperate, went to the black zookeeper, Tyrone and asked him to fuck the chimp in exchange for 300 dollars.
Tyrone:I'll do it, but it will take some time until I raise the money.

could be big. clearly explains finally where niggers came from.

>"Hi, do you have battletoads?"
Perfect, fucking perfect.

10 years ago felt like yesterday.

impossible, incompatible chromosome layout

same reason why you cant create halfcat-halfdog

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kek

thirty bucks says they used nigger sperm. proving those useless ducks really are closer to monkeys

>same reason why you cant create halfcat-halfdog

You mean a Fox?

What about donkey horse. A mule

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Is a horse-donkey a honkey?

KEK

Already happened in Catalonia, where SJWs and Antifa are in the government.

No need to go underground, le 56% are literally all humanzee's!

You shaved a chimps head and now half of Sup Forums actually thinks its half human?

Come on.

Underrated

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fake news, we already have them living in our "inner cities".

You are apes too

FPBP, why go to the trouble when Straya's got nearly half a million of them already?

"99% of Americans are 100% idiots". - George Bernard Shaw

That's just a partially shaved chimp with a monkey standing in front of him.

>Hybrid

>Looks 99.9% chimp

It's just a balding chimp morons. And humans and chimps have different chromosome counts, doubt that's compatible.

In the more civilized world we call them niggers user...

Pics or it didn't happen.

>create halfcat-halfdog

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

On the other hand, Gorillas are gentle and kind.

>mfw cuddly gorilla waifu

Why would anyone want to be European?

They do not have an incompatible chromosome layout.

That picture is not from 20's but more likely seventies, moron. People holding SLR cameras rof god's sake! Also look how they're dressed.

It's called a hinny.

you are probably right that is impossible since the chromosome layout is just a bit too different. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee#Feasibility

I remember there was a case also of a shaved ape of some kind being used as a prostitute in a south american hellhole. Presumably this has happened before and nothing has happened.

>10 years ago was 30 years ago
I want to go back ;_;7

>mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/human-chimp-hybrids-ever-exist-11936128
>It was claimed that he he 47 - the number in between a chimp's 48 and a human's 46 chromosomes
>that he he 47

Well look at that. Apparently neither do niggers and apes.

Sup Forums is an American site. All you fucking foreigners need to STFU or we will make you BTFO. We got nukes.

Since when is UK tabloid credible source?

>That ape has it's own community center.

junta de vecinos, no se como traducir eso.

100% bullshit

Stop getting your science information from the Mirror.

Its an extremely explosive idea with regard to controversy and theoretically it "shouldn't' be right. But yet we are extremely close nonetheless and it could totally be possible experimentally, but it would have to be suppressed because of the ramifications.

>I remember there was a case also of a shaved ape of some kind being used as a prostitute in a south american hellhole. Presumably this has happened before and nothing has happened.

Yes I remember also seeing Pic Related about serbians opening dog brothels. Disgusting shit.

We should do this. The only people who object are christians and who gives a fuck what those retards think?

So that's why so many terrible things happen in Florida. God hates everything within a 1000 mile radius of that things birth.

correction, it was Borneo. iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/shocking-story-sex-slave-orangutan-and-her-rescue/

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>he doesn't know about the yellow book and yellow fruit
>the genetic recombination codecs

youtube.com/watch?v=bBpG3YuXLE8

pretty sure the donor was a nigger.
could confirm the fact that they are non-human and could reproduce with humans just because some sapiens hybridation on them?

what if they mated that humanzee with another human. and the result of that with another human again and again until its almost impossible to tell the difference (only on the appearance). and that new kind is what we call feminists today because they have the brain of a chimpanzee

European?
Don't you mean أوروبية

Is this why slavs always win BotN?

I'm not that sure.
what about it:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beefalo
not part of the same genus
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah_cat
again not part of the same genus, and it works.

knowing humans and chimps are very close genetically... and these kind of experiments never became really mainstream, a lot of things could be possible.

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somebody here also heard about the "Bili Apes"?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bili_ape
larger and more advanced kind of chimps? chimp-gorilla hybrids?

ED... WARD...

Why does Drudge go full Alex Jones at times????

Damn leaf......just.....just fuck you ok.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_the_chimpanzee
>Some physical and behavioral evidence led the Bergers to believe Oliver was a creature other than a chimpanzee, perhaps a human-chimp hybrid. Oliver possessed a flatter face than his fellow chimpanzees; was in the habit of walking bipedally, rather than on his knuckles, much more often than his chimpanzee peers (until he was later struck with arthritis); and may have preferred human females over chimpanzee females.
>In a December 16, 2006 Discovery Channel special, Janet Berger stated that Oliver started to become attracted to her when he reached the age of 16.[4] He eventually tried to mate with her, and it became apparent that Oliver could no longer stay with Janet.
this is disturbing, when you look at that chimp he had clearly not a normal face.
>However, full DNA sequencing has never been performed. Although many requests were made for access to Oliver for medical testing during his later years at Primarily Primates, and again after his death in 2012, it was the policy of P.P. to refuse all such requests, calling those inquiries "scientific tourism".
shitty excuses.

Are humanzees allowed in the ethnostate?

If you shave a chimp that doesn't make it human

potato also have an extra chromosome...
so i'm not convinced.
do you know why africans are not always bright and good-looking now?

>mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/human-chimp-hybrids-ever-exist-11936128

Stalin and Lenin BOTH experimented with Chimp/Human Hybrids...

They wanted a super-soldier. Smart enough to use weapons, too stupid to ask why?

There is nothing NEW about this news...
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Die you subhuman piece of shit.

>Stalin and Lenin BOTH experimented with Chimp/Human Hybrids...
>They wanted a super-soldier. Smart enough to use weapons, too stupid to ask why?
>There is nothing NEW about this news...
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Why is the assumption that such hybrids would not only be viable, but would actually perform and not instead suffer from some form of developmental disorder?

How do you fit 25 Europeans into a Fiat?

Tell them one of them is a royal and the rest will crawl up his ass.

Kek

Underrated

This is impossible. Anyone who believes this shit is fucking retarded and doesn't understand basic biology.
If the claim was that they spliced human and chimpanzee genes, then impregnated the chimp, maybe, but 100 years ago? Nope.

If you want to spread fake news change the story to
>50 years ago human chimp hybrid was created by adding some human genes to chimp's genes

What's so special .. we have had niggers on this planet for ages already. why do we need to make more?

WE

Technology is more advanced than you think, and many groups had technology that seems crazy to us now a long time before it even became public knowledge.

Kinda like how we had internet and working fax machines in the 1800's, even cables laid in the ocean for it.

>You need ogryn?

CATDOG WAS REAL FUCK YOU FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW PUSSY BITCH

Niggers are fucking whites, it's the same thing

If you believe that shit in the last paragraph, holy fuck your hilarious. Out of your damn mind mate.

Welp *clap/rub hands together*
You know what to do people

For science!

I'm genuinely interested in seeing if such a thing is possible. Scientific ethics be damned.

This is no secret, it never actually was a secret... Next time are you "exposing" Dr. Sergei Brukhonenko experiments?

Nonsense. What is a mule?

Horse-donkey hybrids are almost always sterile because horses have 64 chromosomes whereas donkeys have 62, producing offspring with 63 chromosomes. Mules are much more common than hinnies.

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You do know cats can mate with rabbits and have offspring don't you?
Their similarities are far greater than those shared between man and ape

They do this shit once in a while, the state of the art is favorable, they make the experiment,create an ungodly abomination and then regret it and hide it.

Government made mutants.

There is no end. No matter what horrible thing we allow them and they come up with they'll always find worse and worse and more degrading things. With genetic engineering or VR it could get hellish for a literal eternity.

>cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/sherman-deaths-toronto-police-update-1.4505259
You got fake news'd son. That was a popular fad in China not too long ago.

google.com/search?q=china dog tights&oq=china dog tights

Czech 'em
youtube.com/watch?v=54Afdxd6sUQ

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>FUCKING FUCK. THIS IS DISGUSTING!!! IMAGINE WHAT ELSE THEY HAVE DONE IN THE UNDERGROUND BASES!!!
This is why they have to do it hidden away from the public.

fpfpfppbbbb

>America with good banter

The fuck timeline is this?

Kek

Are you saying it was about 56% human?