Megumin

explain in 5 words or less why she is the best girl.

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She is not best girl

She's chuunibyo.

bakuretsu bakuretsu la la la

Autistic pedobait

Autistic pedobait for autistic newfags

EGGSPRUOHSION is a sign of her deep insecurity, she knows she is an unremarkable mage and person, and chooses to compensate by being 'too good' at one particular thing

guaranteed to be a complete nutter until she accepts her actual ability level

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Portable mass genocide but fuckable.

>>>/l/
:^(

salil sawarim, nashid du luba

>not small enough for pedo
>no lewd for baiting
Come again?

Imagine manhandle her tiny body

LN volume nine.

This. It can't be explained in 5 words, unless,
>Read the fucking light novel

Ex pu ro si on

>the best girl
She's not best girl in Konosuba, she's best girl in general.

Darkness is better than her

Calm down reddit.

Easy fuck toy. Literally that's it.

She is not best girl

patrician

Best design, personality and quirks.

Only noteworthy character.

Worst girl desu
She bores the fuck out of me

>IP count didn't go up
You can fuck right off with your samefagging.

EXPLOSION

She's my favorite.
Must be doing something right

She isn't it's obviously Aqua

Who?

SHE IS ONLY FOURTEEN

>making a thread to bait the fans of the other girls
bad thread, it's already been established that Megumin is best girl
you're just picking on the weak at this point

I love little girls, they make me feel so good.

Art is a bang, mm.

>potential to grow up to be a well-endowed femme fatale she puffs up to be
Only gets better with age.

The chances of her growing well-endowed aren't 0%, but they're pretty close since every woman in her family was small and she was malnourished in her childhood and teenage years.

autism sex explosion

C-cups are the perfect size so if she can grow to at least be close to Aqua's measurements then she's literally perfect. Her small stature and budding mounds are already great; she will age like fine wine from here on out.

Kazuma better be feeding her enough then.

Explosion in my pants.

I need only one: EXPLOSIONS

Hopefully this ship sails far

>tfw it gets lost at sea

>tfw when kazuma x darkness sinks it

She is a cute :3

I mean it's better than Iris or Aqua

Calm down shitposter.

Wiz is better straight shota.
Five words

Adult women typically are.

Feeding her growth stunters you mean?

I mean it'd be fine if she at least gained between 5 and 10 centimeters, 155 cm is still very much for manhandling.

too tall desu

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Is this her reaction to it or her posting?

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Her reaction. The next panel is her masturbating.

>The next panel is her masturbating.
gibs

I'm lying, there's no next panel.

How could you play with my heart like that.

She's going to get splinters

Megumin wouldn't be doing something like that anyways, she's pure.

Seeing Megumin eat is satisfying. It's like watching a scrawny homeless kitten being fed.

That's true.

I'd stuff her mouth with something else if you catch my drift.

I do. I want to feed her nutrients too.

Yeah, nutrients. Proteins.

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>beer
BLASPHEMY

Frothy water

(You)

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CUTE!

small girl, BIG EXPLOSIONS
cute

>Komekko no!

I don't know, she's a rare type of best girl who never has any competition in her own show.

I want to look exactly like Megumin!

I want you to look exactly like Megumin so I can manhandle you.

would you still like her if she wasn't a loli?

Of course.

Her loli body is for lewd, but I love her for other reasons.

Even if she became Megumax?

I want to look exactly like Megumin so you can go around the house looking for things to bend me over.

For the last 4 weeks I've been sitting to a boring old man drone on and on and on about flight/hangar safety for 6 hours a day (with nothing but a 1 hour lunch break to relax), and I'd say about 5 of those hours I spend daydreaming about Megumin. I literally sit there and just think about Megumin and nothing else. At first, I dream of a fun and innocent life full of adventure with her, but as the day drags on, my thoughts become progressively get more lewd, and I thank Eris that military fatigues hide boners and wet spots. Megumin is what gets me through each day. I love her.

She would be extremely huggable

Megumax is better

Sounds hard. I wish you luck.

Rank one in reddit contest

You sure know reddit well. Maybe stay there.

>going to reddit

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Ideal amount of ポンコツ and waifu.

delicious flat chest

13 is a prime number

I like 14 better.

Onehundredandfortyfive centimeters
Forty kilograms

This.

seasonal waifu of worst kind

I want to be there to film him looking for things to bend you over so that I can then sell the aforementioned film for personal monetary gain.

I want to be one of your customers and use your footage for personal entertainment.