You're walking at the streets in the middle of the night and see this. What do you do?

You're walking at the streets in the middle of the night and see this. What do you do?

Ignore and go fuck my teacher before my friend gets the opportunity

Call a crane.

I try to pick it up, but fail because of the immense weight.

Call the police.

>walking
"I" must be poor as fuck. Guess I'll take the free toilet paper that's just lying around.

Just another day in Sweden.

I wonder why isn´t in a bag like the rest of the trash as well.

Recognize that I, too, should be lying in the garbage where I belong.

So you sit on her lap?
pervert

Grab it and sell it on ebay

Keep walking.

Keep walking.

find a stick and poke it

Take her to my house and feed her eggs

Press the power button with my meatstick

You're walking at the streets in the middle of the night and see this by the dumpster. What do?

Become her onii-chan

Kill myself because I'm having hallucinations of shitty anime.

>reset button inside the pussy
>not just fucking her ass

That brings another question, does she have an anus?

Dissemble her and caress her parts

>when Ibitsu memories overtook Chobits immediately

Stopping to talk to someone sitting in the garbage is always a bad idea

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>walking
>"I" must be poor as fuck.
Sasuga amerifat, strolling in the neighborhood is too much for you.

>that horror manga
Jesus I remember this, especially the part where she slams a sledgehammer sideways into someone's knee

Make sure to take a wide step away as it's probably covered in dried semen

Cum on hair.

nah, he just face plants into the garbage on top of her until the pickup comes the next day

>strolling around the neighborhood
Benkyou more ESL trash.

"hey user, there's your waifu!"

kek

Take it? Has no-one here ever taken electronics they've seen dumped and fixed it up if possible?

Someone with Chii as a waifu in 2017? Impressive.

Give her a haircut.

No!

> Hmm she was last spotted at the creepy abandoned death hospital, i think i'll go investigate

The mc deserved to die

I do, how could I not? Ever since I was 12 every years advance in robotics has disappointed me.

something something "you have to eat these eggs"

>3333
Even more impressive

Stumbling down the street after having one to many beers. I trip into the pile of garbage laughingly trying to get up I feel something weird. A young girl bound up lies in the trash. My reaction is pic. Fade to black. >Narrator: In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

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why the fuck would i want to touch someone's used onahole?

I don't get it.

Decide I'm getting a trench gun, NFA be damned!

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Wave as I walk by, maybe mention that the weather is nice.

that's pretty good

Perfect spot to take a pee.

Are you calling her fat?

I'd let her be with me.

Not fat, just heavy. As robots are.

Go back to Facebook.

Why so angry?

I prefer oral sex so I'm alright with her vagina not working. She can also give ass. Oh, and yes, she's cute and love, blah-blah.

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Test my new katana on her.

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Ignore it because you can't have sex with it

It's sad that she'd never remember her rapist.
that said, I'd reset her till she couldn't walk and perhaps a bit more after.

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Wonder if she will to replace my sister and then kill me when I accept being her brother which my pieces end up in her teddy bear.

laughed

Check my map, I must be walking in circles.

Manipulate her into becoming my personal assassin and become king of the criminal underworld.

Why is everyone so cruel to Chii?

Chii turns on
Chii turns off
Chii turns on
Chii turns off
Chii turns on
Chii turns off
Chii turns on
Chii turns off

Prepare the eggs.

Rape

Subtle.

Winner

OOH OOH OOH OOH YEAH

whatever happened to Round Table feat. Nino?

>not a lamia
ignored

H-haha

Anyone else just sad at this point? I don't know man, I'm not for "women's issues" but thinking of "our" women getting raped and beaten is really depressing.

It's a meme almost as old as Sup Forums itself

>thinking of "our" women getting raped and beaten is really depressing.
>"our"
Unless they're 2D they're not our women

If I am not wrong, her power button is in the front, but what about the backdoor?

Just use another hole.

You're not even 2D yourself.

>take her home
>accidentally turn on her power with my dick

How does this make you feel?

Tell that to ange

Witty

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Probably ask her to bring out her superior sister's personality. She's much more interesting to me and arguably would've made the story better if she was main girl.

It's a meme. They're not really raped or beaten.

Can someone please explain me what's so funny?

Something of the sort.

leaving a used swedish blonde in the recycle pile.

Ignore. If it's been thrown away, that means it's been well used and is disgusting. Just because an onahole has a face won't make it cleaner than any other onahole.

Call the city because that light post is leaning with way too much slack towards the street

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I'm disappointed it took Sup Forums long to get this answer.

rape is not allowed.
I send you to Fukishima to clean up all the waste.
Chii is only for hug.

Is fucking a turned off Chii like fucking a plastic doll?

>take her home
>treat her like a human being

Go browse Sup Forums for a while. You'll figure it out.

Why would I do that? Isn't Sup Forums enough cancer?