Why americans drink their dogshit coffee?

Why americans drink their dogshit coffee?
Why can't you drink a proper Italian coffee you uncultured savages?

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Are you really this retarded
Don't worry, my expectations could not be lower.

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American coffee is donkey's piss.

>people unironically defended (((coffee))) drinking in the present year

coffee is for plebs

American coffee is for plebs.

Sudanese coffee = best coffee

all coffee is for plebs you italiaboo

All coffee is for peasants
>mfw I make a fortune selling boiled bean paste farmed by child slaves

Wrong.
You just didn't try a proper coffee and drink your murrican abomination of a coffee.

can vouch, Italian coffee is the best coffee in the world. hell their vending machine coffee is better than anything you can get at shitbucks.

We don't all eat coffee that's been what from a special monkey. We do have normal whole fucking coffee you stupid perogie nigger

I don't drink any coffee. Coffee is garbage.

>When coffee was first brought to Christian Europe, it was greeted with a great deal of suspicion since it was the drink of the Muslim infidels with whom Christians had been at war for centuries. Some even went so far to call this exotic beverage “Satan’s drink.”

>Inevitably, coffee made its way to the Vatican, where it was introduced to Pope Clement VIII. While many of his advisors clamored for the Pope to ban the controversial drink, he refused to do so before trying it himself.

>The Pope was brought a steaming mug of java and he took a sip. He was immediately delighted, and according to legend, he declared, “This devil’s drink is delicious. We should cheat the devil by baptizing it.”

Americano isn't the worst thing in the world, it's because most people are used to dogshit coffees like Folgers. Support monks and do God's work.

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Just because it's called an Americano doesn't mean that all Americans drink it. Plenty of us will drink regular espressos or lattes.

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What's so great about it?

It satisfies your primitive rat brain's craving for the addictive chemicals in coffee better than any other substance.

Creme in coffee is for faggots and Europeans. We have talked about this before Vasily.

This brilliant piece of American made ingenuity makes better coffee than any overpriced archaic Italian hardware. Get with the current century.

Cause it's strong and it keeps me awake
Americano is my favourite
t. Leaf

folgers is the only real coffee, you commie russian faggot

USA USA USA USA

>drinking the liquid jew

>pour glass of milk
>add 2tsp instant coffee, 1tsp sugar
>microwave for 2 minutes

seriously why go through all the bullshit of making "good" coffee when you are too tired in the morning to taste it anyways?

the americano is an old italian meme. its just a dig at our watery shit french drip coffee makers.
the fact that people order it enough that coffeehouses still sell them is irritating, but what can you do.
personally I own a espresso maker and buy my beans from a roaster down the street.

Might as well just drink your own piss with shit and call it a coffee, dumb nigger.

Fuck you're retarded.

>American made ingenuity
>a plastic french press

well done

sips

It's nothing like a french press.

Because we don't need the sweetness to wash the taste of cum out of our mouths.

>I don't drink any coffee. Coffee is garbage.
Its okay, Bob. Babbies don't like coffee because it's not sweet. Keep drinking your coke until you grow up.

This thread would be pruned if the m o d s weren't shill faggots, but I'll bite.
The Americano was created during WW2 when US servicemen overseas found an espresso too strong, so the locals added water to it. I hate Americanos, but It's simply a recipe like a flat white. We've had coffeehouses since the late 18th century. This thread is pointless and OP is a faggot.
>in all fields

I drink all my coffee black; from a machine that that has served a generation of blue collar men and must be beaten from time to time with a hammer in order to produce.

This is the only real coffee. Anything else is glorified diarrhea.

>classic roast
>not posting black silk
dumb rusky

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>he is in denial about coffee's real taste which is close to boiled ashtray

>Creme in coffee is for faggots and Europeans. We have talked about this before Vasily.
You realize that your coffee is just watery donkey's piss, right?
You realize that american was born when dumb americans couldn't drink a proper italian coffee and asked to mix it with more water because it was too concentrated for their babby-nature?

American is the opposite of "strong", dumb fucking leaf. It's watery garbage. Did you even try to drink a real coffee?

I only drink Kona or gourmet. Buy american. Kona is a decent bean for an arabica and it is the only coffee grown in the USA.

why do italians turn their beans into charcoal???

This is how you drink coffee. Too many uncultured shitty Americans here think everything here is the best and they have never left usa to even explore what other cultures have. Poor fags.

It's the strongest at Starbucks

>microwave

Oh boy...
I wish you were joking but you are probably being honest with your post.

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