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What would tonight's speech be like if Hillary Clinton was at the podium tonight ?

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the Republicans would-be the ones sitting and glaring instead of the democrats

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Who the fuck cares

Don't know, but I'd have some good masturbation material right now

I just read "Republicans" as "Reptilians"

"we might have to live in this fallout shelter for the next 80 years, but at least that racist Trump didn't win"

Another flavor of cliches with a smattering.of derision about Trump and the Reoyblican party.

And ending every other sentence with that gesture she does where she pulls the corners of her mouth back, tucks her head back and into her neck, and slowly nods and turns her head back and forth 180 degrees over the chamber hoping her vainglorious expression signals applause.

It would've been an hour shorter, 30-35 mins MAX. That I know for sure

There would be no speach on capitol hill, but under it as she would be in a bunker as the nation received a static like Buzz from the radio or if you're lucky a government issued wind up tv declaring the current state of ww3 and the next no logic step to unifying the country against every invadimg country was to arrest all Christians.

Hello errebody, I'm John Lewis and now that a woman is president I can say, with confidence, that I am a proud bottom that loves his white bull leatherdaddy very much!

4 more years with Hillary! Whoo!!

She would have jumped on her broken down menstrual cycle and ran your asses over like it was a Antifa protest

It would be interesting, right up until she had the seizure.

>We have just finished rounding up all white men for castration, you will shortly receive a vial of Muhammad, African american and native american sperm in the mail for breeding purposes.
>Diversity is our strength white men will no longer be allowed on television or radio and have been remove from all college campuses, women can finally feel safe surrounded by culturally enriching, polite and well mannered coloured men.
>We have changed the definition of rape to anything that offends a women, it carries a 20 year sentence
>America is finally a safe place for the minority's of the world, head down to your local welfare centre to claim a white mans assets for yourself.

#metoo
#timesup

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She didn't, it would be the same speech. Because SHE LOST, DUMBASS.

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Memes aside it would probably be something along the lines of how great it is that our borders are practically open and how progressive it is that we slip further and further into socialism while our economy falls into the shitter and our taxes are increased.

She’d be using crutches so that’d be pretty funny at least

dude she would have had a stroke by now

wheeled in like Larry Flint

She would be having a seizure in a wheelchair while laughing uncontrollably and holding a baby heart above her head, wringing out the blood and drinking it. All the while liberals are on their knees crying and shouting "SO BRAVE".

Basically the exact same thing. Taking credit for various small economic successes and statistics . amnesty with lies about security. Israel

I would like to take a moment for the brave men and women who have died and continue to fight for my ego driven supremacy since I recklessly started WW3 with Russia and China on two entirely separate fronts and doomed humanity.

The Nu-ICE or NICE, have been formed specifically to transport known Mexican, Venezuelan and Brazilian cartel members and deposit them in key areas where gang related crime is just too low in this country. I think they are doing a great job.

May I be the first to tell you my staff are pledging more money and arms for north African and middle eastern extremists who are focused now more than ever on destroying Europe.

American tax payers must do more, work more, expect less and die younger if we are going to make this years budgetary payment to Israel, thank you and good night - Don't let the plague rats bite! *cackles maniacally as the camera pans wide*

Would have a lot of left positive buzzwords like "Diversity is our strength"

Fuck America and Fuck white people!

Shed be struggling to stand. Itd be a very short speech

we need to murder stable countries by using extremist rebels for freedom!

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The cuckservative traitor repubs, sure. Don't forget that Trump spent the last year kicking out the backstabbers in his own party.

>"As part of my agenda of promoting equality, I am proud to announce that People's Progress Committee has just completed..... IT'S 1000TH FULLY-STAFFED INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUND!"

t. Terrone

trumps speech was just really sad. all he was doing was trying his best to slow them flames down. wont work entire system is going cash, but it had a good run 2000 years.

Hey that was Hillary talking, not me!

Same overall message: more militarism and intervention overseas. America first, but with more emphasis on the same old Obama jargon “our job is to spread democracy and equality” (how we get there: women, poc).