AUS/POL/ CHANG EDITION

G'day lads. How we doing today?


>Australian Labor fined $14,500 over campaign push to stop Trump
archive.is/kZPEI#selection-1251.1-1264.0

>Marine trackers show how warming waters affect Australian sea life and beyond
abc.net.au/news/2018-01-31/marine-trackers-to-show-how-climate-change-affects-sea-animal/9375360

>Indonesia opens up to foreign universities, has its eyes on top Australian schools
abc.net.au/news/2018-01-31/indonesia-opens-up-to-foreign-universities/9374690

>Australia's low inflation keeps rate hikes off the table, but price pressures are building in major cities
archive.is/DkwZd

>archive.is/cExza#selection-1251.1-1264.0


>Barnaby Joyce argues Australia has enough corruption watchdogs
archive.is/68vrl#selection-1717.0-1728.0

>Kevin Rudd was warned about 'critical risks' of home insulation scheme before installer deaths
abc.net.au/news/2018-01-31/rudd-was-warned-about-critical-risks-of-home-insulation-scheme/9343132

>Former TV host gives voice to fears of gang crisis backlash
archive.is/4KslB#selection-1717.0-1728.0

>Secret govt files sold off in cheap cabinet: One of biggest security breaches in Australian history
archive.is/CI4Qv#selection-233.0-236.0

>Asio says threat to Australia greater now than in cold war
archive.is/gdJte#selection-1251.1-1264.0

>Political donor linked to group buying Wanda’s Australia properties
archive.is/6w3iD#selection-1691.0-1698.0

>Greens set the political agenda as federal corruption watchdog looms
archive.is/bKml6#selection-1717.0-1728.0

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POST DINNER LADS

Not bad nice and cool day nice change from the stinking humidity.

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Daily Reminder that boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

who here sick of wagecucking? someone pleeeeease put me out of my misery already reeeeeee

yeah tired of sweating while trying to sleep

As far as boomers are concerned this is still on TV.

Pretty soon they'll be too disgusting to even eat with. They already are really.

Gen x and y has had the numbers for a long time. No excuses.

B L O O D M O O N

>news.com.au/technology/science/space/january-to-end-with-lunar-trifecta-to-eclipse-all-others/news-story/5061ee1a90a83a76890be01aea99aa24

BLOODMOON

I'm not sure about this whole race hating thing anymore aus/pol/.

Do I really hate black people that have come here who are successful and contribute to society? No, because they are successful and good at what they do.

Do I hate the black people who come here and form ghettos and act like niggers who terrorise our streets? Absolutely.

I'm starting to think this whole race thing is more of a class thing with some.

The chinks on the other hand are puppets for the state who are using state money to buy our property which seems to justify war time. What do you guys think?

>who here sick of wagecucking? someone pleeeeease put me out of my misery already reeeeeee

Join the Freelance economy, it might be shit pay, but at least you don't have to deal with asshole bosses trying to turn you into slave labour.

As a UberEats driver, I clock in at about 20-25 an hour - its not much, but I've not had deal with any tossing boomer assholes expecting me to work 80 hour weeks for the sake of their egos.

>Do I really hate black people that have come here who are successful and contribute to society?
i dont hate successful black people who come from africa but if all the best black people leave africa then afica will forever stay in its current state

>Do I really hate black people that have come here who are successful and contribute to society? No, because they are successful and good at what they do.
I agree with you, although at the same time, I kinda wouldn't want Australia to invite 20million of those successful and nice Africans either though.

But I have a feeling your entire post was bait.

I thought it was last night and was disappointed that I missed it. Fuck yeah boys

sick as a fucking dog lads thing i'm gonna die

It's overcast outside, fuck me

Part bait. However, I do think we really have issues with class, not so much race. Unless they are truly trying to replace us.

>Australian Labor fined $14,500 over campaign push to stop Trump
what about that slagface bitch who said she wouldnt work with labour nz? she deserves a fine too

>Australia

Australians are the retarded failed abortion of British equities

Aussies are shoot retarded

So this is Aussie "banter" huh? I'm all chill senpai so it ain't gonna bother me

That's really interesting... is something Canada has never heard.

I don't really care dude, I'm just here chilling looking at porn, I'm looking forward to my Whopper Wednesday

NEET master race represent nigguh

didnt the labor party also have members go over to the states and campaign for hillary?

man that wouldve been a success lmao

>Adelaide has 1,000 jobs advertised on Gumtree with a population of 1.2 million
>Melbourne has 8000 jobs advertised on Gumtree with a population of 3.8 million

Does anyone in Adelaide even get jobs just by applying anymore? Every single place I apply at seems to be getting dozens of other applications for every open position. Job ads here get 150-300 views within a day of going up.

Y'all seem coo f.am. I'm finna chill here fo' a while man.

Canada has the nicest looking flag

It's a whole heap of white people that wanted and allowed the chinese to buy. I hate them not the chinks.

It should never been about race, although it's clear that nigs and sand nigs do not belong here en masse, it should have been far more about numbers.

What the fuck is Aussie cuisine? We have poutine and we pour maple syrup into snow and eat it

just ignore the leaf bois

soon the winds of change will blow him away

Maple Taffy is a legit thing we do here

I feel your pain I had gastro the other day I shat liquid about 20 times and had chronic ring sting.

This is why Sup Forums mods are a joke now. Deliberately shitting up threads like this is ridiculous.

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you should see the syrinigger who diarrhea posts in /sg/

The only worth you have is for sending over your hot women. All 20 of them.

Maybe it's because of Canada that they decided to ruin the west. Because overall you are incredibly gay and literally no one would miss you if you ceased to exist.

Fuck you, many Chinese men and women came to both our countries for a better chance at Life, you making fun of them is like spitting in the faces of those hard working and loving ancestors of theirs. Please do all of us a favor and kill yourself for your blatant ignorance.

Die Chang

We invented penicillin you stupid koala

WE

One of the things that made the west great was just seeing food as something to keep you going.

All this 'foodie' stuff is kind of fun but at the end of the day you really can't beat a steak and chips or a roast and all that basic westerm stuff.

please leave

why would we shitpost in an australian themed thread? who are we trying to piss off or impress? ourselves?

Hey Aussies.
Nightie night

The mods do fuck all here, except ban illegal content. Mods should be here cleaning the board of faggots like this.

Mods, do your fucking job.

We invented the phone, bras, lacrosse, hockey, baseball, basketball, the lightbulb, zippers, Superman, gingerale, pacemaker, batteries, I could go on.

No it was a Scot dopey.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Fleming

Why the fuck would a publicly traded company like CBC like to me, huh?

>>Asio says threat to Australia greater now than in cold war
p-p-please guys we are really important, now more than ever, d-don't cut our funding ok?

Based mum finished paying off her mortgage, FUCK YEAH BOYS

Insulin too, Canadians are GOAT

Fuck cutting their funding, I want to cut their powers.

The only thing Aussie invented was a headache for the rest of the Commonwealth

The Canada army would destroy the Aussie army

definitely from the french part of canada.

The canadian army could honestly take out anyone

Tabernac!

you're stoned, go eat some potato chips and ice cream.

I'm trying to figure out which country you are

I'm foting for NDP in 2019 I think it's the right choice

what kind of shit company uses gumtree to post job ads? Are you applying for Jim's Mowing?

Heaps of companies use gumtree to recruit nowadays mate.

Fuck this bought and paid for piece of shit. Our media is so cancerous. This the reason why so many Australians are serf retards obsessed with neo liberal economics

I had phone sex with an Aussie girl
>Called late night number
>Got roo girl
>Had mildly obnoxious pronunciation
>Tried way too hard to be dirty, tried to do this low gravely voice but her voice kept cracking
>I just said goodnight and hung up
>Only ended giving me a semi
That $800 charge wasn't really worth it

I wish I was a boomer just so I could kick your poor centrelink family out of my house. Its unAustralian to be such a jealous cunt. Sort yourself out mate.

>he's a neet
>admits to having "phone sex"
You are pure scum.

Had a parma and chips cunt

>FUCKIIIIIING UNION SCUM
>FUCK ETHNICS EXCEPT MY THIRD WIFE WHO IS CHINESE SHE CAN BRING HER WHOLE FAMILY
>WADDA YA MEAN YOU CAN'T BUY A HOUSE?
>WADDA YA MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND A JOB?

Are the greens trying to pretend they aren't as corrupt as the rest of them?
Really wish the world wasn't so soft on traitors who sell their country, this place is no longer Australia.

nah fuck the chinese too matey

That girl is only fapworthy when she has a feminine penis drawn. How am I scum?

ALP fined by US government for interfering in 2016 election

Fucking noice.
Working so will give the workplace a decent look

Work is fucking gay, good goy break your back and kill all your free time.

why, what are the greens (lol) up to today?

Grill’d tonight - mustard and pickled burger with chips..

>Aussie politics
Who gives a shit lol

Your trips suggest you need to take up drug dealing and loan sharking.

What flavor of chips? For lays I like BBQ and smoky bacon. I always liked regular flavored Pringles.

>leaf thinking he actually matters
who let you out of the re-education camp?

>when the fuckwitt is 100% spot on

I can eat like 3 tubes of Pringles at a time, they are so fucking delicious I love most flavors.

Yeah, well, you're mom! Ow bout that? Dairy queen ice cream cake is GOAT but if you leave it in your freezer and have it in the middle of August it tastes like freezer burn shit

How do I filter out all Canadian posts?

Clive Palmers memes are on point.

yeah, fridges/freezers leave a weird smell on food, i don't like it

bbq is top notch pringles

Hi Candafag

That's it I don't even know how to define corrupt anymore because they are all so fucked.

About the only thing the ICAC has done in NSW is get a NSW Premier sacked because of a bottle of wine he got off someone.

If anything more corruption might make everyone's lives better. More black markets, freer markets etc.

BBQ is God tier, same with BBQ lays. I always liked original flavored Pringles, I just love the salty taste of it

> Get all my kit set up for red/blue/eclipse moon.
> Starts fucking bucketing down rain.

Fuckin spewing.

>ywn fuck straya-tan
Honestly hurts me more than any amount of aussie bantz desu

Go live in Blacktown NSW. Your disgust will grow.

It's cunts like you that have betrayed Australians
All of Sydney will be apartments built to be a hive for the Chinks
Mosques are being placed out west further to allow muzzies to spread. Who bribe councils to purchase our land.
Sudanese and every other shade of third world are taking advantage of our economic system and chimping out.


Grow up and fucken see what's happening here besides your feelings of inclusiveness.

Clives a fucking ratbag cunt. But hes smart trying to get the youth on his side with memes.

These fuckers make money off fucking over Aussies. They give our money to foreigners and use it to buy houses for them and themselves snd give nothing back.

Being an Aussie in Aus is worse than being a foreigner/fake Aussie/conquered abo race/fake abo. How long till we lynch the fuckers.

Kettle cooked chips are god tier. 3D Doritos were GOAT

Dunno. If we have a property crash we'll see a lot of people turn ugly.

Walmart brand chips are dogshit, they're so greasy and the bag rips so fucking easy and they're always crushed.