/ptg/ President Trump General - Rap Battle Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Trump Triumphant
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump State of the Union #1 1/30/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/SoS T-Rex @US/Qatar meet 1/30/18
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>DHS Sec Nielsen @Wilson Center 1/30/18
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>TreasSec Mnuchin @Sen Financial Cte 1/30/18
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>EPA Admin Pruitt testifies @Sen Oversight Cte 1/30/18
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>Pres Trump has lunch w/UNSC 1/29/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swear in HHS Sec Azar 1/29/18
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>AG Sessions in PA on crime 1/29/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets Danish FM Samuelsen 1/29/18
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>WH Video: VP Pence visits the 6 gorillion 1/29/18
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>DoE Video: Energy Dominance 1/29/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/29/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #26 (Lara) 1/29/18
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>TrumpTV True Leadership (Jeff Ballabon) 1/29/18
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>DHS Sec Nielsen on Fox 1/28/18
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>Mooch on Fox 1/28/18
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>WH Vid: FLotUS Melania remembers the 6 gorillion 1/27/18
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MAGA

Did anyone suffer through the BET interview with Auntie Maxine or was it too much ooga booga?

>google "joe kennedy"
>every headline is DROOL

Woooow

IMPEACH HIM!

AWOO AWOO AWOO

I was busy last night. How'd he do with the State of the Union? Seeing stuff like this on Twitter cracks me up.

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Awoo

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Thanks for baking anyway, use the pastebin next time

Friendly neighborhood /sg/ update, for the wars fox news doesn't cover

>Yemen: STC captures Aden from Hadi loyalists, new front opened against Saudi Coalition
> Sochi summit; Sy opposition/jihadists boycott talks, stays at airport, sleeps like hobos wrapped in flags
> SAA within artillery distance of Idlib (pic related)
> Turks making small gains in Afrin, casualties unknown because both sides are claiming they've killed hundreds of the other and claiming 20 losses each
> Turks airstriking American positions in manbij, no information on casualties due to glow in the dark CIA niggertry
>Chinese Envoy says they're ready to start the reconstruction phase

If you have any questions, go ahead, I know most of you don't really follow the war, but it's interesting in its own way

Amnesty don


Hahahahaha

Get fucked trump voters

I believe it was postponed to today

12/10 speech great stuff. Many tears and feels

> the left can't mem....

JUST FUCK MY ATTEMPT TO KEEP THE IRISH VOTE UP SENPAI

I want to fuck this

Awoo

It was a panic, Portubro. I didn't want the thread to split

youtube.com/watch?v=pvYOSuz8yG4

Have we started Fighting Turks at this point?

Joe Manchin is getting uppity about how he's going to be voted out this year so he's been kissing ass

Stay on your own shithole

did she say anything good or was it a dud

When /sg/ is your side chick,u don't even notice such thing

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Awoo!

Who this ?

No, US troops are not in Afrin, they're further east.
They've had some bombs thrown at them though

>158686357
>House hates the plan
>Dems calling it a white supremacist ransom note
Go away Karl Marx's granddad.

Enjoy No Memo Wednesday.

This is the media's response to Trump's SOTU. Courtesy of Chuck Schumer's pet.

Memo will be out Monday if nothing major happens

Anyone else surprised at the mention of prison reform in his speech? I don't recall him ever talking about that before... one more legitimate topic stolen from the Dems and made his own. Trump is really leaving them with absolutely nothing other than open borders and dreamers.

You really need to sit down and watch it.
It was a 10/10 speech. Plenty of stuff there for both sides of the aisle to be happy about, but the Democrats sat and pouted the entire time.
CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, Fox, etc... they ALL showed the Republicans standing applauding while the Democrats sat in disgust with frowns on their faces. The optics for them was terrible.

Nigger I love me some Trump.
If I could I would give my life to prolong his

She's doing an interview tonight as her "rebuttal". No way the DNC actually lets her deliver a speech on Droolin' Kennedy's big night.

Meant for

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twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/958673718795935744

Did anyone watch this morning joe segment?

It was turned into a 'BET Special' airing tonight. She no-showed last night.

>Poll sample: 10 college students in the gender studies department at U.C. Berkeley

>user posts something informative and isn't shitposting
>lash out at him
why you do this?

Even if Trump served Amnesty on a silver platter to the dems they wouldnt take it

Like all of the nig "leaders" who didnt clap for low black unemployment, they'd be out of a job if their base was happy

Watching liberal no energy comedy show kys

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>Drumpf is in his tighty whiteys
Kimmel sucks

whoa, CNN Money isn't full of lying faggots.
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Man journalist needs to be gassed

This is sad.

>>Chinese Envoy says they're ready to start the reconstruction phase

That doesn't sound particularly good, what are they sabotaging?

Here's hoping the US stands it ground; I don't think we should be in there at this point (shouldn't have been in there at the beginning), but I'll be damned if I accept TURKS cucking us

Because "hurr durr only sandnigger care about geopolitics hurr durr"

I can't wait for greg to mock drooling kennedy on the five today.

The celebrity 'peoples SOTU' was a complete disaster.
Drooling Joe was a mess.
Maxine Waters cancelled/rescheduled her speech.

They have nothing.

Who is going to be the first soon to be billionaire, that makes content for right-wing people?

Because our side is absolutely STARVED for content and there is low competition for our (You)s.

Go watch it user.

Get /k/ on it.

Obviously, The Man Show's funniness was Adam Carolla's doing - clearly

I get all of my examples from Twitter.

>niggers are so lazy that they need a full 24-hours to write a SOTU rebuttal
>by that time everyone will have forgotten all about it

Probably that unfortunately.

>lol trump orange and baby!
From the people who brought you "Let's call him Donald Duck!" comes a new leftist meme...

trump would suck erdogan's cock given the chance.

I love how at the end of the day, after all their years of crap about identity politics Democrats picked a white guy from one of the most privileged families in America to do the SOTU response

/k/ is truly a magical place.

You forgot an e there, here let me help you
The left can't meme

youtube.com/watch?v=ATsmMBptA08

>HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR HIBERNIAN DYNASTY SENPAI?

>SAA within artillery distance of Idlib (pic related)
CAN'T DELAY THE SAA
Is Idlib the only thing they have left? I recall they had some suburbs of Hama and Damascus?

What is any of this all about?
Resources?
Or just religion bullshit?

What a fucking dumpster fire that was.

Enjoy grenade attack Wedn- oh wait, is that almost daily now? My bad

The dems don't even understand what they are doing to themselves or the country

I think some retard over in the DNC realized the optics of 5 different addresses in the same night
Though they clearly weren't smart enough to realize Americans hate hearing languages they don't understand, especially from politicians supposed to represent them

does anybody have a webm of all the dems faces during the speech last night

Indeed it is.

Fuck I won't believe any words coming out of Can add hole

That's my thought exactly
> up until 2016 most news outlets kept a semblance of neutrality to maximize their audience tapping both sides
> around 2016 they all went tits up, got bought by billionaire "philanthropists" (Bezos, Slim, Powell, Soros) and, without the financial constraint, went full leftist sidelining half their audience.
> now they're preaching to the choir and whenever they ask their audience something they only get answer for half the universe they wanted to poll.

CBS poll showed exactly that:
> 93% of republicans approve the speech
> 75% of independents
> 43% of republicans

Any poll over sampling democrats will show a result under 45% approval although it will be far from the truth.

There are literally only 2 reasons you'd be posting on Sup Forums:

1. You're a paid employee of either a government agency or dem media rag (Shariablue, Media Matters, JIDF, OpenFoundation).

2. You're an indoctrinated, liberal idiot.

So, which is it?

Yes the prison reform, giving

>"people that have served their time, a second chance."

I loved it, the infrastructure spending, building reforms, lowering generic prescription drugs, hard stance on immigration, tax cuts, strong military. Seems like a great way to start a legacy for every American for the future generations. Some Democratic and Republican points, not strictly favoring one or the other.

Making America Great Again.

What happened to the Kimmel thing with the porn star?

Google, Drooling Joe
topkek

Titty pics?

And plus memo is coming out soon

They got the reconstruction contracts for most of the cities that are half rubble.
Purely domestic stuff, nothing military.

If state of the union taught me anything, it's that there's American casualties in this region nobody hears about, with that whole story about the guy in a bomb house in Raqqa being told.
If the Turks do go for it, there might be a few dead Americans.
Odds are the Turks will get bogged down in Afrin and won't get to the east for another 5 months.

Israel's maybe; but what makes you so sure about Turkey?
More than anything else Trump has give his troops autonomy to make their own decisions, so I guess well see how long this flashpoint lasts before heads of state interviene.

Which poll? CBS had 75% overall approval with 72% approval from independents.

Every time a right-wing figure finds an audience the kikes try to shut him down. Look what happened with Milo. Look what's happening with Alex Jones. Nobody in the entertainment industry will ever be on our side.

>Stand in front of a broken car
>Drool and sweat
>SJW Buzzwords
>What the fuck is this ginger talking about?
>scream spanish at the camera
>sending out a white man to a base that hates white men on general principle

Twitter Libs fucking hated him worse than we do.
We laugh at it.
They are pissed because that schmuck was supposed to be their voice.

hooooo damn

Unironically the reason Hilldawg had any support whatsoever.

twitter.com/SenSanders/status/958554211834368012
>How can Trump not talk about the reality that Russia, through cyberwarfare, interfered in our election in 2016, is interfering in democratic elections all over the world, and according to his own CIA director will likely interfere in the 2018 midterm elections?

lmao fresh coming from a guy who colluded to lose the dim primary

This. At this point they're all going to get deported. There is no saving the Dreamers (which is good).

True, kind of reminds me off the stuff we do in Yemen and Somalia too: No one hears about because the news keeps quit on it

>that paper like skin
I-i want to peel it off

> Democrats picked a white guy from one of the most privileged families in America to do the SOTU response
And he ended up pulling a Rubio and fucking up in a way he can't ever recover.
> you now remember Rubio water chugging incident happened at a SOTU rebuttal

Same thing here: rising star of the party becomes a fool and a joke

It's funny because the messed up car was like an omen. Truly a trainwreck.

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>it wasn't drool
oh my...

When will this senile commie just shut up and leave