Try to come up with OC

Try to come up with OC.

Hard Mode: No moe.

Old man is transported to the world of lolis whom all want to corrupt him to become a lolicon but he's too old for that shit.

A BOY

A girl falls in love with a girl. However both their families have arranged marriages for them. They decide to run away together. The story is about them trying to make a life for themselves in a world that can't understand their love.

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MY

An evil salaryman reincarnates into a hamster for his misdeeds, and becomes the pet of a 10 year old girl. Hilarity ensues.

A series inspired/based heavily on old Jackie Chan movies and other Hong Kong martial art films

A 3098 battlemech with warrior gets isekaid into your generic softcore fantasy world and proceeds to flatten kingdoms from distance

A beatuiful woman joins a dubious cult in order to retrieve her younger sister from the cult's grasp. The woman has to hide her identity though because she was once a former super model!

A German farmer in the Holy Roman Empire decides to quit the manor system and becomes a nomad, traveling on foot across an accurate medieval world until settling in India. By the time he arrives in China, he's basically a ranger, able to live off the land. He marries a chink wife who is also a peasant and their kids stay in the village area, which becomes famous later in history because their descendants look like white/chinese admix.

No magic, no harem, no other fantasy bullshit. An exploration of the 11th Century ancient world, from the perspective of a commoner of no political consequence, as he travels across Eurasia.

This is one of those ideas that sound good on paper but basically have nothing to work with to make any episode other than the first or last.

Shit, I haven't posted this crap in like two weeks.
>MCs are 13 year old twin siblings, a boy and a girl (Taro and Hana for convenience)
>They are late bloomers and kind of bland looking, so they look like identical twins
>They are very close to each other, mainly because they guard each other's greatest secret
>Taro is a massive fan of Mahou Shoujo, and Hana is a massive fan of tokusatsu Henshin Heroes
>Because it embarresses them, they hide this from everyone, even their parents, who buy them the opposite toys that they secretly switch between them
>One day, when they are both alone at home, a knock is heard at the door, and Hana goes to see who it is
>It's a huge muscular Henshin Hero. He tells asks her if "he" is Taro, and that Taro was chosen to become a hero
>Meanwhile, in their room, a Magical Girl flies through the window, and tells Taro that "she", Hana, was chosen to become a Magical girl
>Both twins pretend to be the other, and fufil their dream
>But now, besides school and hiding their hobbies, they need to hide their real identity from their new allies, and new secret from each other, all while defending their city from monsters and super villians

Mahou Shonen VS Henshin Heroine!

Small magical girls agency with all the character expy of Black Lagoons insane bitches.

Expect magical shootout and bloodthirsty slaughter against enemies and naive clients who never saw it coming.

>The heroes and and magical girls are sort of like rival gangs, who compete over who gets to beat the bad guys. They often spend more energy setting silly traps for each other (or straight up fighting) than they do fighting evil
>The heads of the two groups are a former couple, and the rivalry started from a very ugly breakup
>The twins eventually discover each other, and try to get the two sides to get along
>Their parents remain comically ignorant of the whole ordeal, even when huge magic fights happen in their house
>Other than the twins and commanders, each faction has three extra girls/heroes, and they all get comedic, battle harem style crushes on the twins. However, the boys' crushes on Hana are presented with Yaoi tropes, while the girls' crushes on Taro are presented with Yuri tropes
>The bad guys are a group of their own, and they are really insulted that the heroes and magical girls care more about fighting each other than fighting them
>The twins' childhood friend is a super nice guy, the class rep who helps anyone before they even ask, but his secret is that he wishes to be a super villain. However, the most evil thing he can do is rip a tag from a mattress. After bragging on a bad guy image board about his (fake) evil deeds, the villain faction recruits him

a group of school girls form a larping club where they do various role playing stuff like fantasy, sci-fi, yuri, office work, and other moe shit

Guy graduates high school semi-anonymously and enters the corporate world. He moves to Tokyo and through good habits and smart choices manages to become rich enough to retire after 15 years. He moves back to his home town to take care of his not-too elderly parents and is finally exposed to the drama starring his former classmates and the community he largely ignored while in high school.

A person of Jewish faith goes around America tricking people into taking up bad deals, original idea do not steal

Cute girls doing cute things in an after school eating club the dark twist is they become fat (but not oto fat) by the end. This is a genius deconstruction of the moe genre, you're welcome.

Girl can see supernatural beings. She falls in love with a grim reaper and becomes a serial killer so she can see him once a week, their love is mutual. Once a week or so she stages a murder just to meet him, having to get creative to not get caught.
However, Reaper-kun gets famous in the underworld because of how he gets so many souls despite working part-time in a small city, so all the demon chicks also want him, and he gets bigger job offers that he has to refuse so he can stay with her.
When the existence of Killer-tan is revealled, underworld's outlaws put a bounty on her head. People of underworld can't kill mortals, though, so they send human killers her way- some to get Reaper-kun in their embrace, some look further and want to stop his "cheating". Killer-tan happily kills them all one after another, Reaper-kun helping her develop plans against them.
One day, Killer-tan doesn't summon him. He goes about his job, wondering what happened- he most definitely didn't harvest her soul yet, so she's still alive.
Several days pass, and he catches a glimpse of her in the hospital. She is crippled and disfigured, but awake. For the next month he makes sure to visit her every time he has an opportunity, fortunately people die in hospitals regularly.
On her last day in hospital she tells him that she'll survive, but she won't be able to kill ever again, and after she's let go from the hospital she won't ever see him again, outside crazy luck.
After a heartwarming crying scene he walks out of the hospital, but his stride is interrupted by his death tracking device, showing Killer-tan's name. He looks back, and "Love" is written in blood on her window. Roll credits.

In the year 2017, the lolicon epidemic turns random men into rapists and killers of young girls. People have taken to hiring bodyguards for their little girls.
This is the story of one such bodyguard.
Little did he know the 10 year old girl he's protecting is the originator of the lolicon epidemic.

A boy breaks up with his somewhat overbearing girlfriend. Unfortunately, it turns out that every human in the world except him secretly shares a hivemind and now the entire world's population hates him.

Wait a second....

>MC is a popular highschool student
>Captain of the Baseball team, excellent grades, good looking. All the girls love him, and the guys don't even hate him, just quietly jealous
>However, there is one person who hates the MC, a socially isolated nerd in his class
>Not a nerd in the "beta harem MC" way, but full on swirly glasses, semi-chuunii, superiority complex loser nerd
>He obvious hates the MC for being a fucking normie REEE
>The MC takes pity on him, and decides he will do whatever it takes to turn the nerd into a sociable, popular member of the group
>Nerd thinks this is just a trick and that MC is trying to bully him, so he resists
>MC thinks the nerd is just being shy, so he tries even harder
>Shenanigans ensue

So is this a gay love story or what?

cute girls/boys doing cute things: skateboarding edition

don't have to be cute

No, not gay. The MC even keeps trying to set him up with hot girls in the class, but the girls keep thinking it's the MC who is hitting on them, and the nerd resists because he thinks it's a trick.

INDEX
BUT ABOUT COPS
AND MURDER MYSTERY

How do you deal with powers in a murder mystery setting?
Would they start blaming teleporters for every closed room murder?

>Casual magical girl story, fighting demons and protecting the world
>Demons always retreat to somewhere when they are losing
>Science magical girl pinpoints location
>They use a device to travel to another realm in hopes to defeat the source of the problem
>They discover the origins of the world a bit too late, it is meant to be a mirror world void of positiveness used to seal the demons
>Due to their entry and contamination of the mirror world the border between the two worlds weakens allowing greater demons to enter into the real world
>Turns out their magic is significantly weaker in the mirror world and they can't go home until the two worlds are on the verge of balancing and merging

Every teleportating guy has a tracking chip that records every teleportation

A horrifying Otaku rapes a loli but then wakes up in her body, while the loli is in his body.

A lonely mangaka must fight for his life after he publishes a chapter where the MC has sex with his girlfriend and enraged Fujoshits blockade his district and start hunting for him.

Male mc gets trucked and isekai'd into a fantasy world as a shark.
He levels up by eating his brethren in his mother's womb then waits till he's almost ready to be born and eats the mother inside out by using his cheat skill [skill eater]
He's now rank B and spends his time near the coral reefs honing his skills.
2 years pass and he's now Rank SSS with an army of controlled minions and 3 mermaids with shapeshfting powers who he saved before.
He ponders how he got so strong so fast, it turns out he was a giant in his past life and now he combines that with his powers and becomes a giant shark surpassing the rank system and conquers the ocean.
He has children and increases his army preparing to flood the world with his powers and turning it into an ocean world.

Sounds oppressive, somehow I feel that the Japanese would be okay with it.
In American comics they would have a civil war over that.
So what monitor device would you put on somebody as strong as Accelerator and who would put it on?

a death game where the protagonists have to do sexy poses while an audience of neets is fapping

the one who makes the most nut in 10 min, gets eliminated each week untill there's only the uglyest left

A naval cadet has cleaning duty on a fully computerized aircraftcarrier and is the only one left on the ship because everybody else left while he was fascinated by the terminators and ai jets. He and the entire carrier get isekaid onto the ocean of a fantasy world by mistake somehow. To get food and find out more about his situation mc takes controll over carrier and takes jobs as mercenery to do various stuff, from atacking fleets to fighting armies all while sitting and sun taning on his ship and sending out remote controlled jets and ai robots to do the warmongering. Hes now known as the iron god of the ocean

You know that dharks lay eggs, right? Like one at a time

It depends on the species. A quick google would tell you so.

A detective visits a typical Japanese high school after a shocking wave of deaths among the female classmates, and begins to discover the one thing they all had in common was a bizarre love for a dorky, unassuming male classmate.

What happens afterwards?

30 years old guy has the ability to ,,jump" to whatever location he wants and he aldo can jump through dimensions and space/time. But he can only jump if a loli kisses him on the lips each time.

Then he died to a lighthouse because he refuse to move out of the way?

Have you ever punched someone so hard...

RUBBER

A young boy who wants to be a pirate and eats a fruit that gave him a power to stretch his body like rubber. He and his friends who he meets along the line travel the oceans to discover the biggest treasure of them all that was hidden by the pirate king.

No romance whatsoever and sub50IQ is requied for this to work

GIRL

Why would he do that?

Reminds me of Tomie

Because he is a US naval cadet?

a witch species lacks males and parents set up their male (witch) offspring with female suitors for $$$

>but he teaches them to respect the elders and act proper

Thats where the computerized bit comes in. He doesnt have to do shit

>while only thinking about big breasts

the world is approching a new cold war

a JASDF Officer finishing "pilot school"

he gets moved from training squad to the real deal defence commando and after a few chapters his F15 gets shot down by chineese forces during a night recconnaisance mission deep over chineese Air sovereign territory

hunted by chineese they have to get out of chineese anti air reach, a couple hundret miles to get exfiltrated

no magic bullshit

Behind Enemy Lines anime?

You have what appears to be a generic dense harem MC. He is meticulously organised and has no friends. He's gotten into fights but he's actually a good fighter. He get's good grades. He's overly polite and kind but his words are hallow. He also does sudoku and puzzles a lot, and is always playing with a rubix cube alone during lunch. Of course your generic harem cast falls in love with him one by one, but start to actually get frustrated that he's impenetrable.
After one of the girls has a complete breakdown in front of him about how he doesn't understand anything about her feelings or accept her advances, he reveals that he actually has a high functioning form of autism that prevents him from interacting with people on a normal level or understanding how people feel.

Story ideas, not your school life

>implying any girls would fall in love with me
>implying I get good grades

They could also blame telekinetics, people who can phase through solid things, mind controllers... it could be fun if you narrow down the suspects' list and know everybody's power, or someone somehow pretends to having a power different than the one he has.

Hey this sounds like it can make money for years to come.

A magician in a fantasy world that is 400 years old but looks like 20 and just came out from his long closed meditation of 300 years. He is the master of the magic of hormones and flesh, in other words an errection mage. He can make bandits extremely aroused that they cant fight him and start humping each other.
He can women so aroused that it looks like a broken waterpipe when they get wet. He is the ruler of erections and the lord over sex. And he wants his own kingdom between the demonlands and humanlands to get royal reliev from the urges he has after 300 years reading a 50 page book about sex over and over again.

A group of handicapped girls want to become idols. We have a blind one that has problems to dance, a deaf one who has troubles singing, etc. The leader is a pretty genki girl who always appears with a different hairstyle and seems to not have any problems, until it's revealed that her different hairstyles are really wigs, she's bald because she's undergoing cancer's treatment, and she will die in a few months. She dies on stage, at the ending of the series.

lung cancer because of nico nicotin?

okay I'm sold on this apart from the comically ignorant parents part, which is by now a thoroughly-beaten equine carcass.

>apart from the comically ignorant parents part
What could he do with the parents, though? I prefer them to be ignorant and use it as comedy than "my parents are on a business trip", besides, they have to be there to buy them toys.

A comfy SoL about a man and his young daughter having fun and spending time together
>helping her get ready for her first day of school
>having princess tea parties
>going on trips to the zoo
>making a garden and growing plants and vegetables
>picking her up from school every day
>etc
>At the end she abruptly dies and he falls into despair and depression for several months
>the last scene is him standing at her grave and finally coming to terms with her death as he smiles and remembers all the memories he had with her

I want to watch this.

>twin siblings
Will they fuck?

Fantasy setting, main character is an orc female, huge, muscular, busty. The regular barbarian type. First episode is her arriving at a human village. She's asking a lot of strange questions from everyone, mostly about whether a certain man has come through here. People are a bit fearful of her, she's acting suspiciously, and from the looks of it she's out for revenge. She's kind of a dim bulb, so she inadvertently gets into fights, which she's surprisingly reluctant about, and fights very defensively, not at all like the raging beast her kind is expected to be. At the end of the first episode, her reason is revealed: she's two months pregnant, the father was a traveler she met once, and she wants to track him down before the baby is born. Now that I'm reading this back it sounds like fetishbait, but I swear I was just thinking about a comedy.

Change fantasy with detroit and orc with nigger

A normal high school boy, but he's made of knives. He's also a tryhard.

So Fate Stay Night?

Except edgier.

A highschool boy who is actualy a high magus and 1400 years old. He is the owner of the only magical club for witches/wizards and monsters on the entire world and is respected by everybody. By day he is the one a little chubby loner who sleeps at his desk back in the classroom, at night he teleports to his club and sits in vip while chattering with other magi and witches about magical stuff and life.

3 del. Girls see him teleport away and run into circle that dtarted to vanish after him. They arrive at the club and after a while see hin with his white robe and hat giving the every day shortspeech on how he is happy to have all magivöcal being together. They see him, he sees them and funny situation where they want to be his girlfriends and go to the club while

"Normal club", an activities club that their purpose is to know how to be normal.
The MC is the most plain guy that human ever has. He doesn't join any club yet.
Someone tricks him to join that normal club. He then becomes a "sensei" to the club members who are all girls with autism.

He is trying to lay low and resolve any confusion that his classmates have seeing him with the schools 3 hottest girls. His own dick is still working and has its own plans because it was cursed like 500 years ago and now can think for itself

>y-yes its perfectly normal, keep sucking

HIMYM anime version, different animation style for different decades, also the young ones listening were actually time travelers who were there with their dad at the time unknown to dad.

>One guy is inspired by a foreign politician
>He decides to set up a democracy club in school
>The club constantly runs elections to determine the clubs president
>Oddly many foreign exchange students are drawn to the club
>The British and Gaijin student are always having petty squabbles
>There is even a chuuni who joined to practice demon negotiation
>The student council is incompetent and often passes their work on to the democracy club
>The club founder basically does all the work while the other members just have fun and argue

The Culture is transported to every isekai and purge the planet. The end.

>exchange student adalf gitler takes control by having most votes with brown haired kids
>big package of gas cannisters arrive the next day and sealing kits for doors and windows

The Evangelion of the Madoka but for the otokonoko genre:

A couple decides to raise their boy as a girl in order to prove gender is a social construct. However, the boy comes off as very tomboyish as he grows up, since its clear he's supressing his needs and tastes because of their parents. Secretly feeling depressed as soon as 11, meets an older boy who falls in love with him. MC is not gay tho' so he really isn't interested, and besides doesn't want to dissapoint the older boy since he's not really a girl. The thing is, the older boy has known for a while and confesses that fact. Since the parents put pressure on the MC to act like a girl, he starts dating the older boy and actually falls in love, only to find later the boy is a trap fetishist when they're spending time in his room and the mc happens to find his porn.
A few months after tho', the MC voice starts to crack because of puberty...

MC is a total piece of shit and just a general asshole to everyone. One morning he wakes up in the bodies of one of the girls he bullies for being shy and quiet and generally just not having a very feminine body. For the next week, he lives her life getting bullied by his old self, and lackeys. During this time, he tries to tell them that who he is and what is going on but this just makes them bully him more and calling him insane.

The MC wakes up in his old body and comes to terms that he is a giant asshole and having felt what it was like to be bullied and tries to be good to people. All his friends stop being his friend because they think he is now weak.

The Shy Girl still hates him but sees him has trying to be a better person. But keeps to herself because she is shy.

Other students start to be more friendly with MC and they laugh and start to have fun, MC still feeling bad/wants to help shy girl open up and become more social, so MC invites the shy girl out on group dates.

Slowly he develops feelings for shy girls only to be turned down hurt. After she starts to open up. She ends up with some chad, who makes her happy and MC is devastated. MC ends up dating some other girl who he was able to make amends with.

He keeps working on being a good person, and a few years later he meets up with the shy girl again who has now blossomed into a beautiful woman and now works at a diner. MC goes to the diner every day and talks with her and eats his lunch to talk with her. They get to talking about the past, and she has forgiven him over drinks one night and she tries to kiss him. She is too drunk to get home on her home, so MC carries her home on his back. She wakes up with a note from MC saying that he is not good enough for her. She doesn't see him at the diner anymore. She then starts to look for him, and she can't get MC out of her mind, but it seems he has moved on.

She ends up finding him and expresses her feelings to him, and they kiss.

Setting's a semi-modern society where everybody's connected via a hivemind. Although individuality exists, your thought process is automatically shared through a "mental internet" for everybody to experience. In this alternate society, this mental internet's existed since the dawn of man. A very rare birth defect disconnects people from this "mental internet", and those with this defect fall behind in society and forgotten (they effectively function like real, regular human beings). Each episode focuses on the lives, struggles and troubles of various unrelated people with this rare defect in the same city. Small things start to tie and connect their storylines and daily lives together.

Sounds like 90% of your plot is ripped straight from OMK.

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Well, the other option is they do know, but
>have plot-related reasons to pretend not to, e.g. each organisation contacts one parent and swears them to secrecy, leading to yet another layer of comedic mutual deception
>have character-background-reasons to pretend not to, e.g. they are straight out of the Gendo/Ragyo book of how not to raise protagonists
>are actual parents who are reasonably involved in their children's lives without it being a massive fucking drama jesus christ why is this such a strange idea

Or, leave them behind by having the protagonists not stay in the same circumstances for long. There's a lot of ways to go with that.

Granted, the point of having a parody is to take what's usual and do it to extremes rather than try to be clever. But still.

Why would you ever bring a cute fidget gyaru to the DMV? Are you the reincarnation of Hitler or Stalin?

Reposting from a few months back, but why not?

>After a string of successful hits, a yakuza gets promoted as the personal assistant of one of the Don's illegitimate daughters (in her late teens)
>Although they get off to a semi-rough start (given her bratty and boisterous personality clashing with his mellow but bland demeanor), she eventually befriends him
>Both father and daughter "test" their trust on him by staging a sexual assault; although MC is beaten (as part of the setup), he comes out as innocent and passes
>They basically become each other's "mentors" as MC completes various assignments (drug smuggling, "whacking", gambling, etc.)
>Daughter demonstrates her own interrogation technique as she (falsely) seduces a rival hitman in debt at a love hotel, letting the MC give a final blow at the end
>They learn that although the road to success is rich, it's also paved with hard choices and sacrifices (particularly in an episode where MC is forced to snitch out an old friend to his boss)
>Subplot where daughter wants MC to find out more about her biological mother. Both meet during a stakeout at a brothel, but he sees that she's an unfit mother who wants nothing to do with her.
>Series finale (two-parter): Said friend is revealed to have survived. He gets his revenge by hiring two bank robbers to pull an assassination attempt on MC, daughter, and the Don at a cocktail party in the mansion
>Part 1 ends on both MC and the daughter getting shot- Daughter in the arm, MC in the chest
>Part 2- A week after the incident, she then "anonymously" delivers a hand-written letter to him in the hospital. She redeems herself from the unexpected perspective MC brought her from their times together, hoping they can have more adventures once he recovers
>Fade out as MC reads the letter and contently reflects their friendship, complete with one of the robber's eyeballs hidden in the envelope.

This could make for a funny mini-series.

>no sex or ZAWAZAWA

into the trash it goes

For a long time it's been agreed that the center of Earth was an iron core. This agreement is completely shattered when scientists manage to finally dig down to the core, only to discover an unimaginably large beating heart in the center of the world, shaking everything Mankind's known about Earth down to its very core.

The massive heart is in an unfathomably large cavern, and in this cavern along the walls rests an incredible, primitive city belonging to a lost civilization with a cult-like mentality who defend and maintain this heart, having never seen, or heard of the surface.

The greatest minds in the world come together to try and learn what this is. Meanwhile, colonies on Mars also discover that the dormant planet has a massive heart at its center, however it isn't beating and is shriveled, which is assumed to correlate to why Mars is inactive

Strange things occur as many scientists, politicians, and theologians who have been big names in trying to solve the mystery are assassinated one by one, with nobody to blame.

The MC is a budding "scientist" with basic military training. He survives an assassination attempt whilst studying Earth's heart via his training, and he identifies his attackers as people wearing white garbs and red masks over their faces. Thinking that pursuing this group will help him in unlocking the secrets of the heart at Earth's core, the MC takes matters into his own hands to find out who they are and track them down in a suspenseful sci-fi mystery drama. Many friends and family get involved, and their lives are threatened if the MC continues "putting his nose in affairs above his understanding".

Does he continue, being fully aware that the people he loves' lives are on the line? Or does he falter, and desist all studies of? The MC's on the verge of discovering something that mankind was never meant to comprehend, and there are people willing to sacrifice everything, including threatening the lives of billions to silence him.

Yeah, might have been floating around in my head.

MC has a female childhood friend who he only has platonic relations with. MC talks about his crush on another girl with children.After getting turned down by the girl he loves he goes into a state of depression for years, his heart is shattered. He cuts off relations to a childhood friend, and mostly hangs out with his close male friends.

In middle school, he meets childhood friend again who started to grow large tits. MC can't get the tits and his childhood friend out of his head. She still sees him as a friend, the hangout for the next couples years but slowly drifts apart.

Throughout high school and into college MC still, has vivid dreams about his old childhood friend and the stuff they used to do, but mixed with more mature themes.

13 years go by, and she adds him on some social network. She has moved out of the Prefectures and works with horses but is moving back home. MC is now a lonely videogame nerd who works in the computer industry.

MC gets laid off from work but manages to catch up with the childhood friend. They have a blast talking about the past, and she is literally the most beautiful girl he has ever seen. They go to the beach and have a good time talking about the past, but MC makes moves on childhood friend she his weirds her out. MC tries to hang out again but ends up moving to the Prefecture she just came back from for work. His only friend is his online friend who helped him get him a job. Over a few years, he becomes extremely successful, buys a house gets a dog, dates around a but still only has eyes for the childhood friend.

MC starts to convince some of his old friends to visit the city that he owns a house and they end up moving there as well. Childhood friend sees everyone moving up there, and so she visits MC after breaking up with her ex-boyfriend. MC doesn't know what to do because last time he put the moves on her she freaked out. So he plays it cool.

Guy on the run from assassins with powers fend them off by summoning powerful fictional females created from his semen ejaculated while fapping to those powerful fictional females.
Like Crank but with fapping.

Following a Japanese-American USAF pilot in an alternate history war with the the USSR
He flies an F-86-F2 but is later moved to another wing with the ever shitty F9F-5. After being shot down but surviving he spends some more time in the F9F until his wing gets a new set of aircraft, the F-100.
He proceeds to shit on soviet noobies until the USA gets a nuke order. Knowing the drastic effects of nukes (as he has japanese ancensty (we wuz nuked n shit)) he doenst like this one bit. He sneaks out of his housing 13 hours before dispatch and sabotages the B-29 to keep it from taking flight. He is caught by a commanding officer and is court-martial.

I don't know what happens after this because it would just be an O MY RUBBER NEN if it turns out good

Titled Wank

>ex boyfriend
Trash

Cont.

And they end up really enjoying each other's company like the old days when they were kids, they can joke about anything and everything. MC still has a crush on her, but she just wants to relax and not have to worry about a relationship. She goes back home after their visit, and they continue to keep in contact back and forth for months. Childhood friend starts to fall for MC even tho he is a nerdy guy, but he is kind and a good person. Her works tell her she has to move to another country if she wants her job. She tells this to MC, and he is devastated. He doesn't know what to do, so he just blurts out why don't you just come and live with me. there is awkward silence and she says yes. Then they both have to avoid letting each other know their feelings otherwise they are afraid the other will get weirded out. this goes on for a few months. MC is stressed because he is now deeply in love with her but doesn't know how to let her know without scaring her off like last time. Childhood friend doesn't know how to let him know without potentially losing her place to live.

Their friends can see what's going on, and tell them, but both mc and childhood friend don't want to take the step. mutual friends start to set up group dates for them one night, after drinking a bit too much childhood friend lets slip her feelings for MC. MC confesses and they kiss. A few years later they are married with kids. the end.

This is pretty good.

>Sci-fi based mercenary MC is about to start on his first solo journey into space!
>his tiny spaceship botches a FTL jump and crash lands on a fantasy planet that has no stars visible at night
>decides to break the PRIME DIRECTIVE and begins to tech up the natives so he can repair his crashed ship
>hijinks ensues
>500 chapters and a decade later
>MC finally fixes spaceship and is going to bring his waifu along
>goes into orbit, ship blows up because he made a .001cm mistake on a critical part
>fin